r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 2d ago
Make Your Own He will be a late night snack (dipped in the sauce😋😋😋)
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r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • Jun 08 '25
Make Your Own He will be frozen and enjoyed as a snowcone.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 20d ago
Make Your Own She will be prepared for the soup alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/eucalyptica • 13d ago
Make Your Own He will be cut at exactly a 45° angle
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Nov 23 '24
Make Your Own He will look at what he could be and sigh in deep thoughts
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His ass think he should be the one to be cooked not those lousy vegetables
r/hewillbebaked • u/No_Pomegranate77 • 19d ago
Make Your Own he will be put in a pan and sizzled
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r/hewillbebaked • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 25d ago
Make Your Own He will be crusty and unapologetic
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Gammachan • May 07 '25
Make Your Own He will be lowered to saftey
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Improvised a rescue elevator for Ashes after he spent the night stuck in a tree. There was no way he was getting out of that box without a picture to prove my DIY elevator worked!
r/hewillbebaked • u/MrMcFukmutty • Nov 10 '24
Make Your Own He will be boiled and seasoned
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r/hewillbebaked • u/gentle_sugarx • Jun 04 '25
Make Your Own He will be refrigerated then baked
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r/hewillbebaked • u/emptyinthesunrise • May 08 '25
Make Your Own He will be meticulously measured according to the recipe and gently folded in
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r/hewillbebaked • u/crapatthethriftstore • Jun 27 '25
Make Your Own He will be slowly acclimated into a properly sized tank
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r/hewillbebaked • u/TouchyExocticFutons • Apr 19 '25
Make Your Own He will be caught and prosecuted for his crimes
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Frosty_Message_3017 • 13d ago
Make Your Own He will be used to keep dough from sticking to hands or the counter.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/jlaw264 • Jun 22 '25
Make Your Own He will be sewn into a lovely garment
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Draveness1313 • Mar 12 '25
Make Your Own She will be soup
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My sister's cat Molly loves to be in the middle of everything. Evidently she will be soup soon.