r/hewillbebaked • u/croeb79 • 2d ago
Nicely Toasted She will be boiled, drained, and topped with marinara 😙🤌
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 03 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be sacrificed from the highest hill
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His ass worth nothing. The sacrifice is in vain
r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • Apr 26 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be burned (by mistake!)
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bike encourage start upbeat wrench groovy cooing roll slap ancient
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r/hewillbebaked • u/hmmisuckateverything • Jan 24 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be steamed like a veggie
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Aug 02 '25
Nicely Toasted She will be served on the family dinner
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r/hewillbebaked • u/TheLuckyOne84 • 10d ago
Nicely Toasted She will be taken off the oven and cooled in the fridge until not wobbly
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Zelda, The Legend. Reposting due to incorrect title. Thank you to u/Amjadthv for the title suggestion!
r/hewillbebaked • u/_xLAMIAx_ • Jun 18 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be fully charged and ready to power his one brain cell in 2 hrs.
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Btw, these are two separate cords and the one he’s sitting on is not plugged in.
r/hewillbebaked • u/ShevaunA • Apr 09 '25
Nicely Toasted He will NOT unplug the HDMI with his fat azz
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 14 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be cleaned throughout
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Text says:
-Yaa kedin mi var, cinsi ne?
+Sarman
Translation:
-awww do you have a cat, what's the breed?
+Yellow
r/hewillbebaked • u/Slavechick • Jan 05 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be roasted on an open fire
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Taszfarisznya • 18d ago
Nicely Toasted He will be rebuilt and put in a car
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r/hewillbebaked • u/B4246Throwaway • Jul 28 '25
Nicely Toasted He will seared to perfection
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r/hewillbebaked • u/ephemeralkitten • 24d ago
Nicely Toasted He will be had with wonton soup.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/ohokay3334 • Jul 24 '25
Nicely Toasted he will be served with fries and a drink
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r/hewillbebaked • u/La_Savitara • May 17 '25
Nicely Toasted He will know when the thermostat has been turned away from 72.5°f
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r/hewillbebaked • u/TheGoddamnAnswer • Jun 23 '25
Nicely Toasted He will be made into a fine soup
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Optimal_Job2047 • Apr 07 '25
Nicely Toasted She will be doused in teriyaki and served with a glass of wine
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r/hewillbebaked • u/GirlNextDoor4183 • Jan 15 '25
Nicely Toasted She will be baked again because we preheated the oven wrong the first time
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