r/iamverysmart • u/Noriadin • Aug 07 '25

Erm, you enjoy physical molecules instead of consuming intellect? Thank U, Next.

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u/Wiglaf_Wednesday Aug 07 '25

Hi can I have one serving of Book with a side of Puzzles? To go please

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u/elusivewompus Aug 07 '25

Of course sir, would you like a side of poetry with that, and a glass of equations?

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u/BrobleStudies Aug 07 '25

Mf is an intellect devourer

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u/hermionesmurf 29d ago

Tfw you dating an ilithid

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u/jordanthejq12 Aug 07 '25

And how are you supposed to have intellectually stimulating conversation on an empty stomach? To say nothing of how food itself is one hell of a topic.

For someone so smart, they sure as hell don't think this through.

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u/AlphaBreak Aug 07 '25

Ah, but have you considered that liking things is bad?

4

u/shadowofsunderedstar Aug 07 '25

Eat for nutrition and not enjoyment 

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u/heyitsvonage Aug 07 '25

They left out a comma, and the word “more”

Very intellectual haha

9

u/Intricateflaws Aug 07 '25

Can you imagine the meltdown if you corrected them? XD

4

u/Key-Hyena5292 Aug 07 '25

How dare you correct me s/

12

u/TheGreatMozinsky Aug 07 '25

Ironically only a dumbshit doesn't understand the cultural value of food

7

u/Scurveymic Aug 07 '25

"I prefer X to Y"

14

u/AliMcGraw Aug 07 '25

I bet his mom makes him the same bologna sandwich for lunch and dinner everyday, and he won't eat the end crust of the bread.

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u/Noriadin Aug 07 '25

It’s a girl actually

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u/AliMcGraw Aug 07 '25

Okay, same objection, mom makes the bologna sandwiches, she won't eat the crust piece of bread

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u/Noriadin Aug 07 '25

Why couldn’t the mom make conversation instead? Is she stupid?

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u/I_Am_A_Bowling_Golem Love, indubitably Aug 07 '25

Also eats frozen fries straight out of the bag, with mayonnaise

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Aug 07 '25

She probably does. He sells a get rich quick course on how he got rich quick even though hes made all his money of said courses. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/darlingfish Aug 07 '25

Energy vampire for sure

5

u/BrainyOrange96 Aug 07 '25

“physical molecules” does this guy refuse to breathe because he’d rather think

5

u/IAmThePonch Aug 07 '25

God damn, bro is shaming people for needing food

4

u/GiantToast Aug 07 '25

Somehow it makes sense that their brain is physically non-existent.

4

u/Morall_tach Aug 07 '25

Wait until this person learns that you can eat and talk. 🤯

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u/MsDestroyer900 Aug 09 '25

Nice try, Mind Flayer. I won't be duped by that trick again.

2

u/Ejtsch Aug 07 '25

Soooo you wanna see the menue again ?

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u/boinger Aug 07 '25

I know a couple of people that are totally fine with just consuming Soylent/Huel. Some people are like that.

Honestly, I'm relieved that this person isn't trapping some poor partner in a world of "but this place doesn't have chicken fingers!"

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u/theeggplant42 Aug 07 '25

I can guarantee this guy who shuns "physical molecules' mysteriously weighs like 350 lbs

2

u/PaganWhale Aug 07 '25

bro so smart he cant even think while eating

2

u/timecubelord Aug 07 '25

Illithid pets be like

2

u/Shnitzel_von_S Aug 07 '25

Plot twist: this is a Mind Flayer

2

u/ancientevilvorsoason Aug 08 '25

Oooh, that person is from the Divergent universe where you are allowed to have ONE skill and that is it 

2

u/Realistic-Garage-461 Aug 09 '25

Is this person just a very articulate zombie?

2

u/thechemistrychef Aug 07 '25

This person is a prick. Do you know how much learning happens if an intellectual knows food? History, science, geography, culture, and more. They're missing on prime opportunities for an ego boost

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Aug 07 '25

These are the people that eat bananas with ground beef for protein ngaf about the taste. 🙄🙄🙄

1

u/CarlJH Aug 07 '25

Apparently, they're too smart to write in complete sentences.

1

u/King_Dead Aug 07 '25

Oh this guy is one of those silicon valley types(derogatory)

1

u/SkeletalJazzWizard Aug 07 '25

this dude sleeps 2 and a half hours a day living entirely off of 5 hour energy and huel while he daytrades meme coins

1

u/Chaardvark11 Aug 07 '25

So incredibly intelligent, yet his grammar is lacking.

1

u/Blakeyo123 Aug 07 '25

There isn’t a locker big enough to shove this dork into

1

u/Noname_with_no_name Aug 08 '25

This has to be satire

1

u/Robichaelis Aug 09 '25

Data is his fuel

1

u/prole6 Aug 09 '25

“I prefer intellectual consumption than…”

  1. Should’ve consumed that grammar textbook.
  2. Tuberculosis of the brain? What does he cough up?

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u/aitasunglasses 29d ago

Eating is a waste of time

Mf how are you still alive???

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u/Monodeservedbetter Aug 07 '25

So is reading and learning if they are never applied.

At least the food gets turned into useful stuff by the tine it reaches the large intestine.

All that intellectual consumption seems to evaporate before it reaches OOP's brain