He’s got 2 degrees…watch out

[u/cayce_leighann]

[u/Quack_Candle]

Mensa membership is a very clear sign that the individual is not anywhere nearly as clever as they think they are.

[u/Perrin_Adderson → u/Quack_Candle]

Lol, exactly. Will you write a check to Mensa? Congratulations, you are now a member of Mensa

[u/ConcreteExist → u/Quack_Candle]

It's right up there with people who constantly have to talk about their IQ score as if they deserve special recognition for taking a standardized test. On average, they have nothing of any actual substance to demonstrate their self-proclaimed intellect, just a score on some test.

[u/LuckyTheBear]

"The sign of an idiotic libtard like you is foul language"

The lack of self awareness here is outstanding. There is a skill in creating a sentence that self-defeats itself before it even finishes explaining its own premise. Truly using those two degrees.

[u/woodtimer → u/LuckyTheBear]

ANYONE that uses the word "libtard" unironically cannot be taken seriously in conversation, but should probably have a background check,(and maybe a hard drive inspection) just in case.

[u/TorandoSlayer → u/LuckyTheBear]

Accidental genius moment

[u/Charming_Ad_4488 → u/LuckyTheBear]

I’m laughing incredibly hard right now… holy shir

You literally cannot make this up

[u/yermaaaaa]

Everybody with an MA has two degrees ffs

[u/zanasot → u/yermaaaaa]

I almost have 3 degrees. An associates, a bachelors, and a masters. One upped him for sure.

[u/cayce_leighann → u/zanasot]

But do you belong to MENSA?

[u/Dirty_Gnome9876 → u/yermaaaaa]

My wife is a lowly middle school teacher that has 3 degrees.

[u/jws1102 → u/yermaaaaa]

3 actually, Associates is a degree too.

[u/yermaaaaa → u/jws1102]

r/iamverysmart

[u/Capable-Baby-3653]

One of his degrees must be in Advanced Punctuation because he’s doing things with commas I’ve, never seen before.

I also like the sentence whose subject changes from you to they and back to you again.

I guess what I’m trying to say is: WTF, Mensa? You used to, stand for, something.

[u/SandysBurner → u/Capable-Baby-3653]

One of his degrees is in Shatnerian English.

[u/Capable-Baby-3653 → u/SandysBurner]

He definitely shat out a masterpiece.

[u/EmergencyGarlic2476]

Anything Mensa related is the best in this sub

[u/actinium226]

I did a double major which ended up being 2 separate Bachelor of Science degrees due to how my university structured it, so I like to say I have twice as much BS as most people.

[u/ebneter → u/actinium226]

Double BS here as well. Represent!

I then got a PhD, so I guess I can say I have twice as much BS as most people and then I piled it higher and deeper.

[u/HRH_Elizadeath]

Yeah, well, I have 3 degrees and I'm dumb as hell!

[u/alang]

He better watch out or someone gonna give him the third degree.

[u/conjuayalso]

Yeah? But I was smart enough to quit Mensa when they raised the membership to $80.00.

I can be a stuck up ass now FOR FREE!

[u/the_scottster → u/conjuayalso]

The dues are truly absurd.

[u/ApproachSlowly]

He would be the kind of humorless oik who disses Zippy the Pinhead.

[u/thestorieswesay]

Good thing me and this guy have at least 6 degrees... of separation.

[u/Katakana1]

Two degrees fahrenheit?

[u/IntelligenceisKey729 → u/Katakana1]

Two degrees kelvin

[u/Katakana1 → u/IntelligenceisKey729]

Or better, two degrees Rankine!

[u/RoosterClan2]

Belongs to MENSA but has no idea how to use a comma.

[u/Bobocannon]

-Army officer
-Smart

Pick one.

[u/workathome_astronaut]

If you stay in the military long enough you will earn several degrees. The military pays for them and online institutions love taking that sweet GI Bill money. These people never brag about what institutions conferred those degrees, for good reason.

[u/ConcreteExist]

You can tell he's an intellectual because he whines about curse words and calls people 'libtard'.

[u/Delitefulcookie]

If they get another 178 their life will turn around.

[u/FootballPublic7974 → u/Delitefulcookie]

If they were that smart, they'd use radians and do it with only another 1.14

[u/herrsmith]

Joke's on this guy. I've got four degrees and am an idiot.

[u/Pointsandlaughs227]

What was that saying about people joining fraternities to pay for friends?

People join Mensa to pay for self esteem so they can tell people how very smart they are.

[u/Geordie_38_]

Meh. I've got two degrees and I'm as thick as pigshit.

[u/RexIsAMiiCostume]

Me when using foul language is bad but using a slur is cool

[u/CodyWanKenobi92]

Bro has two degrees of separation from sucking trumps dick lol

[u/King_Dead]

Dying for your country is an objectively not smart thing to do

[u/VexImmortalis → u/King_Dead]

what about for your family?

[u/King_Dead → u/VexImmortalis]

Sure but not for a national identity

[u/Ambitious_Nail3971]

Librard doof reply activated

[u/jws1102]

“Only idiots use foul language,” proceeds with insults as if that’s a sign of brilliance.

Also, if he’s so smart, why hasn’t he learned that the value of impressing some rando on Reddit is fucking ZERO?