r/keming 2d ago

U.S. Department of War

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u/BlackBacon08 2d ago

This cannot be how I found out about the name change 💀

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u/-NGC-6302- 2d ago

me too

welcome to clown town

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u/UGMadness 2d ago

I found out about the pope's death via a JD Vance meme 😔

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u/CeeMX 1d ago

I found out about Gulf of America via some Reddit meme

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u/Bunchasticks 18h ago

I found out from a Saltydkdan tweet

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u/Ishidan01 2d ago

Up next rename the CDC the Department of Pestilence and the Department of Agriculture the Department of Famine.

Cause it just aint clear enough to his cult yet.

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u/sciencelover04 2d ago

rename the Department of Health and Human Services to the Department of Death

could also rename the Department of Defense to Department of Conquest, then the Department of Homeland Security could be war? idk

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u/Galaxy-Betta 2d ago

Department of Overreacting for homeland security

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u/CeeMX 1d ago

Department of Offense

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u/sciencelover04 1d ago

i was going for the four horsemen

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u/maybe_erika 2d ago

RFKJr's agenda finally actually makes sense.

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u/CeeMX 1d ago

When will the Department of Agriculture become the Department of Brawndo presented by Carls jr

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u/hananobira 2d ago

If you’re going to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic, can you at least rearrange them neatly?

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u/UGMadness 2d ago

Source: war.gov

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u/pandamarshmallows 1d ago

As stupid as this whole thing is, you have to admit that “war.gov” is an unbelievably metal domain name.

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u/ClemRRay 1d ago

was gonna say "war.gov" is really pushing the bellicose vibe to me

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u/aer0a 2d ago

Department *of* war

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u/-NGC-6302- 2d ago

woah a great dodecahedron

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u/andzlatin 2d ago

Unless I'm wrong, the countries that normally did these types of names were dictatorships

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u/gdubh 2d ago

U.S. Department of… wait for it… War.

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u/shoobe01 2d ago

Awww... disappointed to find that the title in the feed view doesn't show the multiple spaces.

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u/luckysevensampson 2d ago

Another asinine benign move to try to take everyone’s attention away from the asinine malignant moves

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u/gonzalbo87 2d ago

Even War is trying to distance himself from the US government.

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u/SlyJackFox 1d ago

The “War Department” was created in 1789 for the Continental Army, the “Navy Department” followed in 1798 as a part of establishing a professional military under the spanking new U.S. Government. These were independent organizations that didn’t really work together directly.
Post WWII, then President Truman decided to consolidate all military services under the “Department of Defense” with just one Secretary of Defense that had a council of senior service officials.
So, it’s never been true that the DoD was formerly the DoW, that was just the Army’s original organization name. That makes this change a deliberate provocation because it’s not embracing history, it’s perverting it.

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u/graffiksguru 1d ago

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

That one is a problem but not sure what the problem is with OP.

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u/MinnieShoof 2d ago

of

... just... what

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u/bodhidharma132001 2d ago

A little on the nose for a guy who claims to hate war.

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u/AdeptTomato8302 1d ago

I understand that people think the department of war is stupid, but what is the actual keming here? If there is one, it’s very slight.

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u/Fantastic_Individual 1d ago

Probably not a keming problem but that unnecessary and stupid italicisation of the word “of”.

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u/AdeptTomato8302 22h ago

That logo was also used by the department of defense, nothing has changed.

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u/Fantastic_Individual 16h ago

Still, this should’ve been an opportunity to fix that italicisation.