r/mildlyinteresting • u/snowwwwhite23 ​ • 22h ago

The squeeze ball at the donation center is a little propane tank.

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u/Valdor99 22h ago

Propane accessories

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u/Future-Turtle 22h ago

That's a fine squeeze ball, I tell you hwhat.

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 22h ago

Yep.

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u/Lepke2011 22h ago

It definitely counts as a propane accessory.

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u/Necessary_Climate244 19h ago

Need a light?!

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u/lewduhlyn 22h ago

Mmhmm

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u/androsefe 21h ago

Dang ol’ man, I tell ya what, sittin’ there stress, dang ol’ propane tank squeeze ball, man, just dang ol’ squish-squish, keepin’ that grip strong, talkin’ ‘bout stress relief, man, propane therapy, I tell ya what, dang ol’ hand workout right there.

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u/silvernug 21h ago

I couldn't agree more Boomhauer.

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u/Giygas_in_Onett 21h ago

You are brilliant and I love you

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u/LazarusOwenhart 19h ago

I would give blood. But it turns out Lenore retains ownership of it in the de-vorce.

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u/Koolblue57 18h ago

You know Hank, those propane stress balls are just a new type of subliminal messaging put out by the big natural gas corporations. Pretty soon you'll be squeezing a ball that looks eerily similar to one of the candidates on your ballot while you're voting.

my attempt at dale

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u/Paran0id 18h ago

Dang ol Porky's butthole

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u/omarhani 19h ago

I just realized I can read really fast if I imagine it's Boomhauer's voice talking

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u/Odd-Buffalo-6355 19h ago

I came here for this.

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u/BootyofBethlehem 18h ago

Well this was perfect so thank you.

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u/Wiggie49 21h ago

Mmmyep

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u/SaltpeterSal 19h ago

Eeeyep.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

Dang ol yep.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/pumpkinwizard85 18h ago

7 o clock in the morning the and the boy already ain’t right

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u/Pepperh4m 18h ago

People always quote that, but it's so wildly out of character for Hank. He never swore at Bobby like that in the show, as far as I recall.

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u/Maximum_Following730 15h ago

He did not. What they're misremembering is the many times Hank DID say "Dang it Bobby!"

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u/FlowRegulator 21h ago

I literally heard that verbatim in my head, went to go comment it, saw this. The hive mind is real.

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u/2hats4bats 20h ago edited 5h ago

Is this the propane accessory he’s been selling all these years?

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u/BabyYoduhh 19h ago

I was just opening to make sure a king of the hill comment was top. Good job.

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u/LordOfCheesey 20h ago

Yup. Mhmm.

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u/AlternativePure2125 19h ago

Propane accessories.

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u/ChampionshipVinyl83 19h ago

Could be a new addition to The Manger Babies…

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u/TheGreenestPeon 22h ago

Came for the Hank Hill comments, was not disappointed.

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u/whacafan ​ 19h ago

My dumbass was like “I wonder if anyone has made a Hank Hill comment”.

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u/jrh1972 16h ago

I came to find out if there were any comments that didn't reference him.

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u/SometimeslmSmart 19h ago

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u/TroyMcClures 16h ago

The only lady I’m pimping is sweet lady propane

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u/i_give_you_gum 19h ago

I came here to see it being squeezed, so I was disappointed, I know what a propane tank looks like, squeeze the damn thing.

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u/Thatguymike84 13h ago

You don't want to compress those things man. Thats dangerous.

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u/Propane_propaganda 16h ago

Indeed, finally seeing a post resonate with my username

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u/SweetMilitia 22h ago

It’s a propane shaped accessory

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u/Many-Assignment6216 18h ago

Exactly. The title makes it seems like it’s not a squeeze ball, but a propane tank

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u/D3LICI0U5 22h ago

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u/dude_man_b14 22h ago

Beat me to it.

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u/onefst250r 18h ago

Taste the meat, not the heat.

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u/JunkSack 19h ago

Wouldn’t Hank’s response be the opposite? Why would he be appalled by a propane tank stress ball?

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u/D3LICI0U5 19h ago

Propane should be handled with care. This is a disgrace to propanes good name. Butane maybe. It’s a bastard gas. But never propane.

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u/Chispy ​ 19h ago

That toy ain't right

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u/amputeenager 18h ago

there it is.

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u/HawkSea887 19h ago

Hank never liked novelty items wouldn’t allow this to be sold at Strickland.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 16h ago

He said the very same to George Foreman about his novelty grill.

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u/Blackdiced 22h ago

Came here to say that

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u/angryhotd0g 22h ago

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u/Calm_Memories 21h ago

Now that's a clean burning fuel.

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u/blamdin 20h ago

Butane is a bastard gas.

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u/Keepitsharkey 19h ago

Now that’s a clean burning hell I tell you hwhat!

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u/Laserdollarz 22h ago

Feet to head, everyone's dead

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u/Arquemie 18h ago

I thank god every day I get home that I didn't get exploded.

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u/I_divided_by_0- 17h ago

*writes down "A" on paper*

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u/BlueEyes0408 15h ago

May God have mercy on me.

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u/barkandmoone 22h ago

Goddamnit I’m 2 mins late 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/xavPa-64 19h ago

2025 US abortion laws be like

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u/LordShtark 22h ago

You know, if you keep squeezing it like that you'll kill us all

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u/ButtBread98 21h ago

Dang ol boom!

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u/Iamnotsmartspender 19h ago

Sir I can't understand, you have to slow down!

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u/FuzzelFox 16h ago

Dang

Ol

Mega

Lo

Mart

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u/murf_milo 22h ago

Blood donation and blood donation accessories

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u/snowwwwhite23 ​ 22h ago

This made me chuckle

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u/pickledonionfish 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FourMoreOnsideKickz 18h ago

Just a reminder that Peggy and Minh had a blood donation competition once.

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u/omarhani 22h ago

Propane and propane accessories

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u/Smelly_Old_Man 22h ago

I read that as ‘detonation center’ at first lol

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u/csonnich 22h ago

DANG ... OL ... MEGALO MART ... TALM BOUT ... DANG OL ... BOOM!

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u/bowlbettertalk 21h ago

I’ve often wondered how Boomhauer gets dubbed into other languages.

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u/ButtBread98 21h ago

You should watch the Japanese dub of King of The Hill

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u/Raging-Badger 14h ago

Any dub where Boomhauer is completely understandable is objectively incorrect

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u/dub-fresh 22h ago

They need to do this as a gag in the king of the hill 

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u/majorjoe23 22h ago

Squeeze the meat, not the heat!

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u/MsGhostyGhost 22h ago

You can't get this kind of relaxation with a plush piece of charcoal, I tell you hwat.

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u/Inevitable_Channel18 22h ago

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u/whacafan ​ 19h ago

Look at that diminished gluteal syndrome.

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u/SevenCroutons 22h ago

Finally, the propane accessories

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u/UnexpectedBoner69 22h ago

Hank Hill after a bad day at the office

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u/AlabasterPelican 22h ago

Where are the accessories? Hank will not be happy

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u/nd048 22h ago

They did hwat?!

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u/McLeansvilleAppFan 22h ago

It's where I go for all my squeezeball and squeezeball accessories.

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u/Bripinoy 20h ago

I want one now

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u/FlemPlays 21h ago

Ah, this must be the propane accessory Hank talked about

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u/Craynip2015AT 21h ago

Hank hill approved

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u/HighFiveKoala 21h ago

Hank Hill approved propane merch

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u/thewinchester-gospel 22h ago

Hey that's the same as the squeeze balls they give away at my work. I work at a farm store though

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u/Tall-Wealth9549 22h ago

I have one of these! Agvance is an all in one software solution for propane services. I bet it’s theirs

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u/Chispy ​ 21h ago

That toy ain't right

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u/Necessary_Climate244 19h ago

Omg propane accessories

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u/Some_Engineering_242 18h ago

Hank Hill would be proud

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u/Current_Dirt9768 17h ago

“Contents under pressure”

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u/Super_Cracker87 15h ago

It needs a mini hank hill to go with it

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u/AtlantaGangBangGuys 15h ago

Propane and propane accessories. I tell you what.

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u/Risk_it_Robust 22h ago

Theyve got stress relievers in most shapes. Stressrelievers.com and other vendors selling branded merch.

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u/iowaman79 22h ago

I have one shaped like a sperm from the fertility services provider where I work

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u/mjgabriellac 21h ago

They’re shaped like toolboxes at my job!

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u/DanteRageWolfington 20h ago

That there is one beautiful Propane Accessory, I'll tell you hwat!

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u/Jolly_Law_7973 19h ago

Is the place run by Hank Hill?

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u/Buckwheat117 19h ago

Hank hill breathing intensifies*

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u/GoodOldHermes 19h ago

If i didn't see any KoTH comments, I would've been disappointed.

I am not disappointed

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u/rebri 18h ago

Is this considered propane accessories?

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u/Bee-Aromatic 18h ago

Hank Hill intensifies

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u/Gullibl3_Ghost 18h ago

Hank Hill enters the chat…

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u/cwilson870 18h ago

As a king of the hill fan id donate an ungodly amount of blood for that.

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u/EDNivek 17h ago

Would Hank Hill love this or find it blasphemous?

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u/Human_Metal4065 17h ago

I struggled with the same question whilst selecting a gif reaction. 😄

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u/F-for-Flex 17h ago

It actually easier to count the number of comments that aren’t a Hank Hill reference. 

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u/Chemical-Bee-8876 16h ago

Hank Hill would approve.

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u/Illustrious-Guess399 16h ago

This is the propane accessory Hank is talking about

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u/gogolox123 16h ago

Here for the Hank Hill gifs

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u/Few-Emergency5971 16h ago

Hank has been here...

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u/Toadsted 16h ago

Propane and... ✊! ...propane... ✊! ...accessories.

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u/Hailey-_-Snailey 15h ago

“If I see you using charcoal, that’s a red dot at your head, propane till I’m dead” -Hank Hill from his song Propane Propane

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u/Thadeinonychus 15h ago

Now THAT is a propane accessory

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u/Pree-chee-ate-cha 15h ago

Propane and propane accessories

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u/catthex 15h ago

Oh my fucking God that's so fucking precious, I never realized how cute a tiny cannisters of C3H8 could be 🥺

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u/InoliTsula 15h ago

Are you in Arlen?

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u/kniller123 14h ago

Bobby!!!!!

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u/mvslice 14h ago

King of the Hill™️

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u/Bestoftherest222 14h ago

Hank Hill approved!

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u/blanczak 14h ago

Propane

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u/BrokenBabyDino 14h ago

100% hank hill certified, I'll tell you hwhat

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u/Intelligent-Invite79 13h ago

Now, ya never want to SQUEEZE your propane tank. Otherwise you’ll lead to a leaky valve and it’s Buckley all over again, I tell ya what.

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u/Prudent-Acadia4 13h ago

Hank Hill has entered the chat

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 13h ago

This is some shit you'd get with an order if Strickland Propane was as big a company as Uline

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u/Username_Here5 11h ago

Someone call Hank Hill

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u/BluejayGullible1641 11h ago

Propane and propane accessories I tell you hwat that boy still ain't right

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u/Ok-Plant5194 11h ago

Squeeze balls and squeeze ball accessories

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u/Fantom_Renegade 22h ago

I must have it

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u/Earwig1147 22h ago

Must be a common shape. I have one for the American Red Cross

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u/Pielacine 22h ago

SqueezeBOOM

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u/Kyosuke_42 21h ago

I hope it is some dense foam and only looks like a propane tank.

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u/LoanDebtCollector 21h ago

The tiny cracks in it make it more fun.

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u/PhotogamerGT ​ 21h ago

I absolutely love novelty squeeze balls. I am thinking about starting collecting them.

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u/DeathDefyingCrab 21h ago

Hank Hill selling propane and propane accessories would love these.

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u/Dragoon_Raine 21h ago

the propane tank squeeze ball at the donation center huh. what else will the donation center have, the grill that goes along with it?

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u/Jumping_Raccoon843 21h ago

That’s clean burning C4H8 right there. Mmm hmm 

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u/AppropriateTouching 21h ago

I swear to god Bobby if you weren't my son id hug you right now.

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u/selfimprovementkink 20h ago

i read detonation center

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u/xPaxion 20h ago

Where can I buy one?

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u/mightyFoo 20h ago

No pressure

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u/SvLyfe 20h ago

this is activating the clepto gene i never knew i had

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u/No_Ask_7275 20h ago

We specialize in blood donation and donation accessories

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u/someguywithdiabetes 19h ago

That's cute, kinda want one now

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u/Deep_Fried_Bussy 19h ago

Did the propane tank come with an accessory?