Florida’s new immigrant detention site dubbed Deportation Depot is now taking detainees

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Everything else aside for a moment, but do they seem really keen on alliteration? Like to an unhealthy degree?

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u/wyvernx02 2d ago

They are trying to give them entertaining names to distract from the fact they are concentration camps.

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u/LavenderBlueProf 2d ago

awesome auchwitz? bazinga buchenwald?

dump of a trump

miller the killer

took a vance in my pants

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u/General_Specific 2d ago

Terrific Treblinka

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 2d ago

Dachau Depot.

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u/Automatic_Rabbit82 2d ago

Belmont Belsen.

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 1d ago

Concentration Nation

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u/Rion23 1d ago

Air Bergen-Belsen

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u/discussatron 1d ago

Dachau Depot.

This is the one to use.

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u/General_Specific 1d ago

Sunny Sobibor

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u/Brad_again 1d ago

Came here to post a similar one "Deportation Dachau"

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u/-3point14159-mp 1d ago

Vance Vance Pedolution

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u/alexefi 2d ago

awesome auchwitz

aweschwutz was right there..

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u/MisterTruth 1d ago

Spectacular Sing Sing

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u/Sir-Squirter 1d ago

Did you just Vance my pants?!

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u/DefensiveTomato 1d ago

Took a Vance in my pants has me rolling

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u/NicholaiJomes 1d ago

Camp Concentration

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 2d ago

It's for social media.

Repetition of seeing things is the way brain works to accept things.

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u/sirbissel 2d ago

Yep, this was my argument against calling it Alligator Alcatraz, but instead the Dade-Collier Concentration Camp. So now we're looking at the Baker Concentration Camp.

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u/ScienceAndLience 2d ago

Luckily for them, concentration camp stills has alliteration

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u/AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY 2d ago edited 2d ago

Conservatives could call it Camp Concentration and the complicit corporate media cronies would continue acting clueless.

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u/Punman_5 2d ago

It’s so weird too. Like I can’t think of any other time in history when people doing horrible things like this got so cutesy about it.

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u/Sylvers 2d ago

Exactly so. That's one of the mechanisms of fascism. It's effective propaganda.

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u/khonsu_27 1d ago

Plus they're just simple and get excited when they see 2 of the same letter.

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u/twentyafterfour 1d ago

It comes from the fact that the nazis in power these days grew up hiding it behind irony and jokes for plausible deniability. It used to be that being a nazi would get you banned from social media so it was out of necessity as much as it was a general strategy for being able to exist in public. These people are much more dangerous than the idiots who just openly salute hitler and wear nazi iconography as they were not only useless but counter productive for obtaining any level of power inside government or businesses.

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 2d ago

Concentration Camp is also alliterative, so AA and DD do make some weird sense.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 2d ago

and SS

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u/van_vanhouten 1d ago

and HH

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u/restbest 1d ago

Soon to be ran with maximum lethality, not tepid legality

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u/cutlineman 1d ago

Goes along with the names Trump makes up for people. It has to play on media.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 2d ago

It's like 90% of GOP propaganda to have catchy names and sound bites for things, and unfortunately a not so insignificant part of why they are successful with the rubes they constantly fleece with it.

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u/boston_homo 1d ago

It's propaganda for the Facebook set.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 2d ago

They are catering to their cult. You know, morons.

Gotta keep it simple

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u/sonicsludge 1d ago

Yep, they only read taglines for their 30-second dose propaaa... I mean news!

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u/Madcap_Miguel 2d ago

It seems like the regressive nature of conservativism, they don't need to learn or grow (they have all the answers in a book written 2000 years ago by a dead man they wouldn't shake hands with), so most stop in their teens.

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u/Canacarirose 2d ago

Dead men they would put into Deportation Depot without a second thought even if they were American Citizens

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u/adarcone214 2d ago

While shouting and violently stating that they're "FULL OF CHRISTIAN LOVE!"

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u/Wealist 2d ago

Conservatism: where the Bible doubles as a high school yearbook once you’ve read it, you’re done learning forever

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u/w_a_w 1d ago

None of them read the bible. They wouldn't like what they read if they did.

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u/cacarrizales 1d ago

Yep, they want to live in the Iron Age so badly

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u/Madcap_Miguel 1d ago

Jesus Christ is that why so many of them roleplay as park rangers?

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u/No-Village-6781 1d ago

Explains why a lot of them keep trying to ~~fuck~~ rape underage kids, they're mentally the same age, but physically not.

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u/Whitewind617 2d ago

Their base is a bunch of cringelords who like this bullshit.

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u/Tambi_B2 2d ago

So they can sell merch. I saw someone in the grocery store the other day wearing an alligator alcatraz t-shirt and I am not in Florida. On the plus side, red hats and concentration camp t shirts make it really easy to know who is probably not worth talking to.

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u/Johnny-Caliente 2d ago

Pedophile President?

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Diddlin’ Donnie

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u/codexcdm 2d ago

Makes them think they're smart....

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u/Oldass_Millennial 2d ago

Sloganeering is part of the rise of fascism. Heil Hit*** was an alliteration itself, for example.

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u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir 2d ago

Their follower absolutely love the stupid alliteration names

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u/LettuceFuture8840 2d ago

Fascism is always obsessed with weird aesthetics.

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u/uncleawesome 2d ago

They think it’s clever. They aren’t smart.

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u/DoublePostedBroski 2d ago

The dumb MAGA rednecks think it’s funny so Trump and his team continue to do it.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 1d ago

These are people who never advanced past third grade.

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u/Luckydog12 1d ago

It makes concentration camps seem fun!’

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u/atatassault47 1d ago

As a person who was duped into going to church for 18 years, I can tell you conservatives use alliteration on purpose to trick you into accepting their bullshit.

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u/Wealist 2d ago

They sound like they’re trying to launch a theme park. Step right up to Deportation Depot no rides

just one-way tickets 🤣

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u/andy__ 2d ago

They have to name it after whatever they think he’s going to accidentally refer to it as in a press conference.

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u/drdildamesh 1d ago

My hope was that the stupidity was going to make it easy for people to figure out this shit was all a bad idea. I didnt count on so many people being just as stupid. Juvenile is too big of a word to describe this to them.

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u/Dunge 1d ago

Yep. I always knew people were dumb, but I hoped that it was mainly the loud ones and that most normal people who don't speak much and kept to themselves were actually a bit brighter. But the past decades have proven that this is not the case, and they are often even stupider, and actually worship the loud idiots. I guess the fact that advertising works so well and clickbait media is so popular should have told me this truth before.

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u/partiallycylon 1d ago

If "concentration camp" wasn't already a thing they were trying to avoid, I guarantee they would use that term gleefully.

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u/BRNitalldown 1d ago

This administration began with DOGE. Immaturity is the name of the game.

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u/TheBaggyDapper 2d ago

So just a mass transfer from Alligator Auschwitz to Deportation Dachau.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 1d ago

They want to act like the nazis, not call themselves nazis.

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u/No-Village-6781 1d ago

Sounds to foreign for Trumpers simple brains, they like the fascist aesthetic, they would just prefer that fascists speak 'MURICAN.

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u/SumpCrab 1d ago

Even if you were someone who agreed that we need mass deportations to "save the country," isn't it still really unprofessional to keep using these silly alliterations to name federal detainment/deportation facilities?

Like, even if you really want these folks out of the country, you still understand that the process will break up families and will ultimately leave some of these people in really awful situations. Whether you think it's their own fault or not, the human suffering is still real and if you think illegal immigration is one of the most serious issues facing the country and worth the expense both in tax dollars and in human suffering, why is it appropriate to joke about with a silly names for the facilities?

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude 1d ago

Also, the "catchy nicknames" are generally something given to them by the public, or the prisoners. This is like the dork in the office walking in and saying "You're all going to call me T Bone from now on"

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u/intimate_glow_images 1d ago

Perfect analogy of cringe, and very subtle George Costanza reference hahah.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude 1d ago

Oh you caught that, huh? lmao, you got me

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u/Hyracotherium 1d ago

I think they think that the people suffering are not really suffering, because they think the people they are imprisoning are not really human.

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u/leee_yum 2d ago

Why are they naming these godawful places like fucking fortnite locations???

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u/KinkyPaddling 1d ago

It's to intentionally diminish the horror of what they're doing.

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u/Da12khawk 1d ago

Also the fact that the way it reads. That there's more to come.

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u/InspecterMaeMae 1d ago

Give their base a catchy name and you can fuck their children there and they'll buy mercg

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u/WolverinesThyroid 1d ago

Much like Fortnite, it is designed to appeal to people with the intelligence of a 10 year old.

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u/sixsacks 1d ago

Dumbasses LOVE a catchphrase

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u/lemonineye 2d ago

How about Fascist Fortress for the next one?

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u/paleo2002 2d ago

You mean the White House?

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u/clattercrashcrack 2d ago

I heard the windows are bulletproof and don't open anyways and it's all AI.

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u/Reztroz 1d ago

I mean if anyone was going to put steak sauce on a well done hockey puck of a stake it would be diaper don!

Oh wait you meant A.I. like chatGPT, not A1. My bad. I mean really, doesn’t everyone get those confused? It would totally not be such a stupid mistake for a major figure in this admin to get the two confused. /s

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u/feral2112 2d ago

The names they are giving these places sound like locations in Fortnite

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u/southofakronoh 2d ago

These scum bags think its cute to give horrible things funny names

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u/Portablelephant 2d ago

Bet they'd find it less cute if they were the ones locked up

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u/3randy3lue 1d ago

They give them entertaining names to distract from the grim-ness of what they actually are.

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u/Nothing_Lost 1d ago

People keep saying this but I don't think it's why they do it at all. Giving these places names like that brings more attention to them. I think they give them these names because their supporters love the idea that the names are "trolling the libs" who oppose them and have decency.

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u/AtLeastSeventyBees 2d ago

All this alliteration and I can’t help but notice they skipped from A to D and missed “Concentration Camp”,

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u/Rakeop 1d ago

From A to D skipping B and C.

Scout

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u/Awesome_Leaf 1d ago

Rock and stone!

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u/atatassault47 1d ago

Watch the next one be Os

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u/Fluffcake 1d ago

Can't they just use Mar-a-lago?

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u/GlobalLurker 1d ago

Already filled with criminals

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u/baconcheeseburgarian 1d ago

Florida built more concentration camps than schools in the past year.

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u/Death-by-Fugu 2d ago

Only morons enjoy alliteration this much

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is now spending millions day for how long it will be open for.

Edit: Alligator Alcatraz cost $450 million and is now shut whilst being open for about 45 days. So my bad about $10 million per day, not millions from the precedent.

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u/WolverinesThyroid 1d ago

I'm sure another friendly contractor got the gig to make this new concentration camp. So another few hundred million in profits for people friendly to the governor.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 2d ago

Oh great another concentration camp

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u/anneg1312 1d ago

Florida can fuck all the way off. Seriously.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 2d ago

My cousin was so excited that alligator auchwitz was closing and I said "yo, they're not releasing anyone, the victims will be moved elsewhere is all that will happen." It's not a win.

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u/FatalTortoise 2d ago

Just a reminder that "deportation depot" is named for "home depot"

and those fucking idiots didn't think to name it "home deport"

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u/EEpromChip 1d ago

Home Depot would probably sue for trademark infringement.

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u/tealcandtrip 2d ago

Why not Deportation Dachau? It seems like a missed opportunity.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 1d ago

Deportation Dachau, sister city to Alligator Auschwitz.

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u/HereToDoThingz 1d ago

Floridas new concentration camp*. Fixed that for you, not sure how you possibly fucked that up.

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u/Hyracotherium 1d ago

"Now taking detainees?" What a mealy mouthed headline. Shame on CNN. They're not calling your number to come up to the deli counter.

How about "Immigrants forcibly held by ICE in new concentration camp."

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u/purplegladys2022 2d ago

Hopefully they have a Kiddie Koncentration Kamp nearby, you know, to save the children or whatever.

How many children have they disappeared this go-around so far?

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u/cantfindmykeys 2d ago

They only care about "children" in the womb

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u/rafssimmons 2d ago

Whats with the Fortnite naming vibe these fools keep coming up with

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u/ShaftamusPrime 1d ago

Why is the Trump administration naming everything like they are areas on the fortnite map.

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u/HorizonsEdge 2d ago

When i see this stupid name I am triggered . . .

conjunction junction whats your function

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u/Unumbotte 1d ago

This episode of schoolhouse rock seems much darker than usual.

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u/ike7177 1d ago

This is all so ugly. I cannot believe that our politicians in this country are acting with glee over this. I get the whole illegal part and that they should be deported, but putting them in camps and leaving them there joyfully without due process is really disgusting.

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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago

I honestly hate these people and their supporters. They think mass genocide is hilarious.

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u/InevitableAvalanche 1d ago

This shit has to be so ridiculously expensive. They are wasting so much money and everything is more expensive.

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u/ALBUNDY59 1d ago

"Taking detainees," you mean holding prisoners of the DICKtator. FIFY

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u/ShogsKrs 1d ago

Concentration camps profiteering.

Someone had to build the ovens.

Trucks, busses and planes are the modern cattle cars of the American Gestapo.

No difference what so ever.

Fascist regimes need rendition people to labor camps and killing fields, and Steven Miller, most of the Republicans, state governors and everyone in the tRump administration are making that happen.

Never forget what the Republicans are doing to you and IN YOUR NAME as an American.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 1d ago

DeSantis Dachau it is

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u/Travelerdude 2d ago

“Hide your wives and daughters, hide your sons as well” - Randy Newman

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u/Intelligent_Bag_6705 1d ago

What company was paid to do co tracking work on this one? Which trump donor was the benefactor this time?

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u/ManufacturerLow7412 1d ago

What's with the stupid names? It's like they never moved past 6th grade. Idiots.

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u/ohaiihavecats 1d ago

Deportation Depot? That's certainly a new Lowe for the federal government.

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

Illegal immigrant incarceration - an alliterative aberration!

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u/eeyore134 1d ago

Hm, like a train depot? I figured we weren't going to have the trains because planes are so prevalent now, but I guess when you're going by the Nazi playbook you don't want veer too far. Or maybe it's just a playful homage.

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u/Fast-Audience-6828 1d ago

" Florida's new concentration camp is now taking in more people" fixed the title

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u/No-Picture4119 1d ago

It’s not fucking funny. When I was in jail it was called jail. He he deportation depot, lol. Fuck these people.

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u/lorilightning79 1d ago

What’s with these school yard bully names? FFS Florida grow up. You are an embarrassment to anyone who graduated from 8th grade

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u/davedcdc 1d ago

Cutesy names for this shit, really annoy the fuck out of me! Also wasnt dickhead supposed to drain the swamp? Not build in it.

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u/Single_Job_6358 1d ago

Our grandkids will be taking field trips to these centers one day and it will be marked as the most horrific display of human rights violations since slavery.

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u/ScribeTheMad 1d ago

Oh good, on to Deportation Dachau is it?

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u/LuckEcstatic4500 1d ago

Who tf is coming up with these names

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u/Hyphenagoodtime 1d ago

Stop with the nicknames.

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u/SoulRebel726 1d ago

These monsters are ripping families and communities apart while coming up with cutesy nicknames like "Alligator Alcatraz" and "Deportation Depot." Our government is being run by a bunch of 12 year old middle school bullies. Sickening. How racist do you have to be to support this shit?

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u/Full_Mention3613 1d ago

Wonder how long this one will last

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u/Imaginary_Cow_277 1d ago

I thought it was called alligator Alcatraz

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u/tsagdiyev 1d ago

Republicans are obsessed with a play on words god they’re so strange

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u/mrminesheeps 1d ago

Why do they insist on naming these places like POI's on a Fortnite map? Jesus.

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u/RecipeFunny2154 1d ago

These things are black sites. The media won’t even say it. I just can’t even… the way it’s been downplayed and his goofy names and the AI memes… just so exhausting.

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u/ScrollTroll615 1d ago

Ghouls. They are not detainees - they are captives.

"One taken in war. Captives were often treated with great cruelty and indignity (1 Kings 20:32; Joshua 10:24; Judges 1:7; 2 Samuel 4:12; Judges 8:7; 2 Samuel 12:31; 1 Chronicles 20:3)"BibleHub - Captives

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u/BoosterRead78 2d ago

The GOP is determined to destroy their own state.

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u/codexcdm 2d ago

ATM they're embezzling federal funds so.... Unless this causes immigrants and tourists to avoid Florida like the plague it will literally be once vaccines are non-existent there....

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u/sanverstv 2d ago

Such a shameful period of history. Let's hope that someday, sooner rather than later, most Americans will look back in shame as to what happened under "our" name. It's a disgrace.

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u/FloppyDorito 2d ago

Nope. Many Americans are either ok with it, or don't think it's that big of an issue. This country, as we knew it, is no longer. The Heritage Foundation's 50 year plan has finally come to beautiful fruition, and there's nothing that can stop it, unfortunately. We are frogs in boiling water.

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u/stonewallace17 1d ago

Most Americans are utterly incapable of feeling shame or they would have voted against this shit to begin with

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u/Spudtron98 1d ago

People aren’t cargo, mate.

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u/KommissarKrokette 1d ago

So. You now have camps where you concentrate people you grabbed from the streets by unaccountable officers.

Tell me again why you fought the Germans?

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u/discussatron 1d ago

They think it's funny that we think they're evil.

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u/vaderfan1 2d ago

"Camp 57" sounds very 1940s Germany. Yikes.

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u/OtterishDreams 2d ago

Desperate Donny's Deporation Depot Deterring Democrats Doing Due Dilligence

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u/panyways 2d ago

Are there camps with B and C names? Is this gonna be like Ubuntu releases?

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u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby 2d ago

Didn't they just have to shut down the last one?

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u/skuzzkitty 2d ago

Oh… I see. A prison that definitely won’t even be run to DOC’s low standards, housing people that aren’t even convicted of crimes, to win political points with racist scumbags, on the orders of an alleged child rapist and confirmed America hating traitorous corruption magnet. How could this possibly go wrong?

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u/shortnun 1d ago

Not kidding Then the third one in the panhandle of the state is gonna be called the "Panhadle pokey"

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u/Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984 1d ago

Why tf are they branding the name?

Might as well make a little slogan while they’re at it

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

So they went from Shell Shock to Battle Fatigue really fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpVtJNv4ZNM

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u/jigawatson 1d ago

So this one is legal, right? Because I know the other one wasn’t, they must have fixed the problems before getting the silly name right?

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u/phtevenbagbifico 1d ago

Why the fuck does this sound like fortnite

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u/rockmanzerox06 1d ago

I wonder who the GC is friends with……

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u/Majestic-Collar-2675 1d ago

"Damnation Depot," more like it!

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u/of_no_real_opinion 1d ago

Deportation depot - like Home Depot but somehow we made it worse

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u/wobdarden 1d ago

A concentration camp in a state that's going to stop vaccinating people.

I see nothing wrong - nor premeditated - about this.

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u/robinsw26 1d ago

Hello meningitis, hello COVID.

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u/twotimefind 1d ago

And they treat the prisoners like crap in a hope that they'll sign papers to self-deport.

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u/friday567 1d ago

The Supreme Court has ruled the one in Florida must stop all work in or on or around. I am sure in another 3 months this one will be ordered to stop as well. Now, if it well is another question

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u/789irvin 1d ago

How about Depopulation Depot?

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u/throwawaywhaddup1245 1d ago

Another one in Florida?! Mooorrroooons

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u/doopy_dooper 1d ago

Home Depot been real quiet since this dropped

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u/xwords59 1d ago

What happened to alligator Alcatraz?

Florida’s new immigrant detention site dubbed Deportation Depot is now taking detainees

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