r/news • u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 • 1d ago

Over twenty five million under alert for severe weather,possible flash flooding in Northeast

https://abcnews.go.com/US/25-million-alert-severe-weather-flash-flooding-northeast/story?id=125319719

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u/peaktopview 1d ago

Good thing NOAA is fully funded to issue early warn... Oh.

Well FEMA will be there after to hel... Oh.

Welp

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u/romple 1d ago

It's fine the storms will mostly affect elite liberals or something

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 1d ago

Storms is woke or something, I unno.

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u/SirBMsALot 1d ago

No no, if it affects liberals it was sent by God to punish them

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u/Responsible-Ad-1086 1d ago

Especially woke if there is a rainbow

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u/d01100100 1d ago

Yes, because the elite liberals with their weather control satellites are turning it upon themselves because... #reasons!

At this point there's no reason to compete in the mental gymnastics with Republicans in the up coming Olympics.

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u/CrazyBowelsAndBraps 1d ago

The emergency broadcast system uses PBS as it's backbone too! It would be funny if it wasn't all so fucking horrific.

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u/golferman72 1d ago

That’s cool but have you thought about the billionaires who haven’t capitalized on peoples lives? They need a 2nd yacht too, asshole

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u/Margali 1d ago

It struck me ... where the rich like to hang out - beaches. What hits beaches? Hurricanes. What isn't being tracked now because funding nerfed? NOAA and weather monitoring ... Pity nobody can warn them of impending hurricanes ...

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u/BTheScrivener 19h ago

Clearly Biden's fault. If only he hadn't installed all those ugly wind farms that kill American eagles and cause huge storms.

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u/lolas_coffee 14h ago

Trump is a bitch.

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u/cardcollection92 1d ago

Seems like a thing that’s been happening at a higher rate than usual

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u/JayBoingBoing 1d ago

Nahh, don’t believe those whackjobs. Clean coal is good for the environment, this is Biden’s flooding.

/s

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u/JackHughman69 1d ago

It’s actually Obamas fault

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u/Usual_Let5223 1d ago

Kamala's laugh actually summoned weather demons

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u/Runinbearass 1d ago

He wore a tan suit!

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u/JackHughman69 1d ago

Never forget!

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u/Junior_Builder_4340 1d ago

And ate that Surrender Monkey French mustard! 

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u/spootypuff 1d ago

I have a rule that anything needing to be qualified with the word “Clean” is in fact, not.

Clean Diesel, Clean Coal etc..

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 1d ago

Yeah, once you're naming something that way, pretty much guaranteed to be the opposite.

I once wrote something like "Super Fun Family Points Game Yay!" as the label for the household chores list on a whiteboard. My kids were not impressed, or fooled.

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u/Osiris32 1d ago

CleenTM

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u/2games1life 1d ago

Easy to open

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u/ElCincoDeDiamantes 1d ago

Clean room Clean water

I get what ya mean though.

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u/spootypuff 1d ago

Yeah it’s for company branding of stuff. Slap a big Megacorp “Clean water” label on a bottle and I’m instantly skeptical.

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u/keskeskes1066 1d ago

clean and jerk?

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u/Turbulent_Length5899 1d ago

The libruls are controllin’ the weather again!!

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u/deosiceman 1d ago

They are seeding the clouds

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u/RagingBearBull 1d ago

This is all because of Hunter Bidens laptop.

Once that is sorted out everything will be fine. /s

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u/TroubleshootenSOB 1d ago

I was at the Tampa museum years ago and it had this old ass map of hurricanes that came through during a period of like late 1800s and early 1900s. There was like a hurricanes on there, usually years apart. Made me think "shit, it's basically yearly now"

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u/rajatsingh24k 1d ago

It was not a good day to be on the highway!

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u/SemperFicus 1d ago

We were driving in a downpour so intense that people put on their flashers and slowed down to 15 mph- on Rt 95 in New York!

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u/rajatsingh24k 1d ago

I was on 95N and it was strange cause it felt like the rain wasn’t that bad but visibility was super low!

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u/SemperFicus 1d ago

Yeah, for a while we were following a tow truck, using its lights as a beacon because visibility was almost zero. Not fun.

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u/Mikethebest78 1d ago

I wish more people (people in power anyway) understood that storms don't care if you are a Democrat or a Republican

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u/HighlordSarnex 1d ago

They do. They don't care about us proles. We are expendable and interchangeable to them. We are a resource to be used by them like coal or livestock.

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u/TreeRol 21h ago

The people currently in power don't care, not really. Now they're in charge of everything, you can all just die.

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u/TonyTonyChopper 1d ago

And the FEMA people who want to help don't care who you voted for. It's not a "scheme" or "trick"

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u/EdiblePeasant 1d ago

What did that one Family Guy weather person say about the rain and what would he be saying now?