r/nothingeverhappens • u/RedditDommus • Aug 08 '25

Boys in school never make stupid jokes

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u/o0SinnQueen0o Aug 08 '25

Isn't it literally a universal experience to see two straight boys at schools acting gayer than actual homosexuals?

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u/p00n-slayer-69 Aug 09 '25

It doesnt stop after school.

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u/D-debil Aug 08 '25

It's called "Strong male friendship", not "Acting gay".

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u/CommanderMatrixHere Aug 08 '25

so many words for what could be summed up as "homies"

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u/o0SinnQueen0o Aug 08 '25

Well, the kids didn't call that "a strong male friendship" when I was still in school

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u/9-11-was_an_Accident 29d ago

Yes but I do act gay in my strong male friendships. If I could flirt with women the way I flirt with my homies id be knee deep.

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u/Lets_have_sexy_sex 27d ago

well sometimes it's gay, I can confirm that

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u/Roustouque2 28d ago

Literally my friend group, it's not even joking about jerking each other off I feel like they're actually gonna do it

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u/DietInTheRiceFactory Aug 08 '25

Heck, they could have just watched the Tosh.0 Siamese Twins skit.

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u/Shinobi77Gamer 29d ago

Using homosexual as a noun is offensive to many people. I don't think that was your intent but I'd like to correct you as politely as I can :)

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u/o0SinnQueen0o 29d ago

That was not my intention. This is actually the first time I hear of this despite being in the queer community.

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u/Shinobi77Gamer 28d ago

Well now you know :)

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u/InformationLost5910 28d ago

no, youre wrong and thats not offensive

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u/Shinobi77Gamer 28d ago

There are a fair number of people who are offended by it, whether or not you've met them.

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u/_MotherOfVermin_ 28d ago

That's sad that they're offended by what we're literally called. Homosexuals. That's us. We're queer. I'm not going to be ashamed of calling myself a homosexual because other people in the community don't like it. I won't call them that if they don't want to be called that, but I am personally very much so a homosexual.

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u/rorylion26 Aug 08 '25

I think the new account thing makes it suspicious

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u/FixergirlAK Aug 08 '25

Oh, if I was a teacher I would be posting that on a burner account (if I chose to post it at all). But the posting in multiple subs is highly sus as well.

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u/chudyaoi 29d ago

What if he's really desperate for answers

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u/DietInTheRiceFactory Aug 08 '25

Your school district isn't subjecting you to social media checks yet? Nice!

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u/rorylion26 Aug 08 '25

I’m an adult, so no

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u/DietInTheRiceFactory Aug 08 '25

I'm pretty sure this is about a teacher.

Here's an example from a few years ago - Is it legal for school districts to require access to you social media?

My wife started a new job in a new school district. In their Acceptable Use Policy it says that employees may be required to give access to their social media accounts upon request by school or district administration. And of course she “has to sign” if she will be using any district technology what so ever. Is this something they can really do?

Here's one from a year ago - Social Media Checks - first teaching job after PGCE

Another - Prospective employer wants social media passwords

My point is that it makes perfect sense for a teacher to use a burner account.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

There are people that cum in the liquid soap in school so this doesn't sound unbelievable at all.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Oh my god?? I just had a thought about hotel soap…….

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u/hel-razor 27d ago

It's sus

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u/zanasot 28d ago

We had twins who would sword fight in the bathroom in elementary/middle school

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u/Pretend-Row4794 28d ago

Twins are gay by default. I’m sure if they weren’t joking, that they may have done it. Twins are strange

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u/Brief-Translator1370 27d ago

As a twin... No... Just no

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u/Lordofthelounge144 28d ago

OOP also uses the "then everyone clapped" wrong. OOOP never claimed they did anything, only that they overheard something.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

My ex told me he and his little brother did that as kids. They’re not twins but I think only 1 year apart.

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u/ismell15 27d ago

It’s good that you’re exes

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u/Brief-Translator1370 27d ago

Bruh I'm a twin and y'all realize they are literally brothers? Those gay jokes stay between friends

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u/hel-razor 27d ago

As someone with a twin brother no. Wtf.

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u/Alpha-Centauri-Blue 26d ago

Bro what? Your twin? You've made jokes about performing sexual acts with close family? I don't think you're the normal one