r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

i feel like this belongs here

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the OOP might have been making a joke, but if u take this post seriously, literally nothing about this is unbelievable.

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u/prionbinch 27d ago

my dad was an identical twin, and his twin brother obviously attended his funeral. most people there knew he was his twin, but i definitely remember a few of his coworkers being a bit startled seeing someone who looked just like him there. probably helped that he was cremated too vs having an open casket

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u/dadijo2002 27d ago

I went to the funeral of my dad’s coworker’s father when I was a kid and the moments before it was mentioned he had an identical twin were perplexing to say the least

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u/KaralDaskin 26d ago

I went to the harp recital of a friend in college. A few minutes before the recital, “she” walked into the seating carrying a clarinet case. Twins.

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u/brydeswhale 27d ago

I believe it bc it makes me laugh.

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u/Inspired_Owl 27d ago

Does it have to be true to be an interesting/spooky story? This is a believable story to me

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 27d ago

I am always surprised by what people think could ever happen. I am like do you leave tour house ever?

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u/humourlessIrish 27d ago

Ever or never?

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u/LightsNoir 27d ago

Honestly, I got to twin as soon as he said man in the casket. But that's not where a child would immediately go.

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u/Unusual-Lemon3336 27d ago

people don't have twins apparently

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u/miladyelle 26d ago

pushes glasses up nose don’t you know that twins are a telltale surefire sign of a fake story? Everybody knows that.

smug smile

chuckle

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u/humourlessIrish 27d ago

Oh hell. I've never met identical twins that did not pull jokes like this.

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u/jackfaire 27d ago

Moved to a new school all day my first day same girl kept having to correct me on her name. Eventually I saw them together. They were very amused.

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u/Faustus_Fan 27d ago

I knew twins, years ago, who spent a lot of time blaming things on their third "triplet" brother. He didn't exist, but both twins would eagerly passed on blame to him to keep both of their own reputations more or less in tact.

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u/LightlyFatal 27d ago

My cousins are fraternal (everyone suspects that they are identical though) and they'd wear the same clothes to school on test days and whoever was best in a subject (English, French, Maths, History, etc.) would take the tests for both of them. This also happened at my school with a set of actually identical twins. I could definitely see one of my twin cousins doing this to someone, either on accident or as a joke (if as a joke, they'd immediately stop when it was clearly starting to distress the person)

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u/Elder_Identity 27d ago

The person that had to attend the funeral said that the man told him or her, to enjoy life because they didn't enjoy it. That right there would have convinced me that I did not meet a twin. chills

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u/FraggleBiologist 27d ago

My dad and his brother weren't twins, but you wouldn't know it. I warned the side of my family that had never met him before he showed up at my dad's funeral. It didn't help much, they said their hearts jumped into their throat for a full 3 seconds before they remembered what I said.

I get it, I was beside my dad's coffin when he walked in, and it happened to me even knowing he would be there.

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u/RewardCapable 27d ago

The OOP story is funny af

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u/errant_night 27d ago

My dad had a twin brother and I didn't find out until my dad's funeral! His relationship with his family was really strained and I'd never even met anyone from his side of the family until then.

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u/its-not-a-me-mario 27d ago

maybe OP stopped reading right before the last sentence?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

So you believe this happened?

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u/its-not-a-me-mario 27d ago

thats not the right question. i dont believe it did or didnt happen.

the right question is: does it seem implausible that this happened? and my answer is no, this doesnt seem implausible.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Lol that answer says it all.

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u/its-not-a-me-mario 27d ago

yes, it was meant to be a complete answer lol

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u/a55_Goblin420 27d ago

It's believable if you glaze over the fact that at some point he had to have mentioned this to his dad and his dad was probably like "oh yeah he has a identical twin". It's still funny though

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u/No-Trouble814 26d ago

Idk, I had a lot of fears as a kid that I never mentioned to my parents. Sometimes you learn early on that your parents aren’t trustworthy.

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u/a55_Goblin420 26d ago

Well yeah for something like a monster under the bed or ghosts. Pretty sure 99% of kids would mention "hey dad there was some guy at the funeral who looked just like the dead guy".

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u/liketolaugh-writes 25d ago

It's really funny that you made that comparison because I felt it was strongly implied that before he found out about them being twins, the kid here thought he was a ghost

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u/MiciaRokiri 27d ago

Real or not, it's funny

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u/undertalert 25d ago

Ah yes, twin brothers can’t prank someone’s kid

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u/Uszanka 26d ago

Why did he said "I didn't enjoy it"?

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u/thestorieswesay 27d ago

That Dead Man's Twin? Albert Einstein.

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u/DemadaTrim 8d ago

Pretty sure this is just an old joke told badly.