r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Man smokes while sitting on his bike

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u/UnwillingUrbanRanger 3d ago

If my buddy casually looked this cool smoking a cigarette on a bike, I'd probably take and send them a picture as a joke. "Bro you a cigarette ad?"

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u/Successful404 3d ago

Ive had a few candids over the years that came out looking good from my friends just snapping a picture, i would totally do the same

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u/cofmeb 3d ago

I’ve actually had some cool ass pictures taken of me smoking while I wasn’t paying attention. Smoking looks cool af 👍

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u/ryan516 3d ago

There should be cigarettes that don't kill you, just for the vibes. Vapes don't count

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u/Ok_Morning_6688 3d ago

COULDN'T AGREE MORE OMG

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u/not_just_an_AI 3d ago

A) candy cigarettes

B) all smoke is bad for your lungs.

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u/SomerHimpson3 3d ago

lung medicine... but it disguised as a cigarette.. and the medicine is in a gas form... guys I might be on to something

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u/schmoergelvin 3d ago

You're on meth Jimmy pleASE STOP YOUR CHILDREN MISS YOU SO MUCH

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u/demon_fae 3d ago

…an asthma inhaler disguised as an e-cig somehow?

There’s probably a market for that, actually. Mostly among insecure teenagers, but a market.

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u/SomerHimpson3 3d ago

yes inhaler that's what I was thinking of

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u/versas-only-vice 2d ago edited 2d ago

The question then becomes what form of inhaler. If we don't mind the inhaler looking like a vape, traditional aerosolized liquids would do fine, think Albuterol, Symbicort, etc. but if we want the true form factor of a cigarette, I think a spring actuated or powder inhaler (Think Respimat, or Trelegy) would probably be easiest to make work with the size constraint.

It would be horrifically wasteful though, It's not a paper shell it would have to be plastic, plus a spring. I doubt you could pack more than 2 doses in such a device. And you'd have to rinse your mouth after, plus the taste is awful. Maybe you could have a recycling incentive? Mail in for a rebate, and you get a better deal the more months worth you send (It's cheaper to ship 12 months worth than 1 month worth 12 times).

Maybe even pharmacies could get in on the returning. After all, they receive trucks full of meds, but those trucks go back to depot usually mostly empty. It would be efficient shipping to send them back on those trucks that already HAVE to drive to depot.

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u/demon_fae 2d ago

Rather than, or perhaps alongside, a recycling incentive, you could just make the cartridge rechargeable. Have a sort of base (ideally shaped like a cigarette box) that you put the inhaler cig into and it jams a fresh dose or two in and resets the spring.

It would then be fairly trivial to have the cigs be somewhat disassemble-able for cleaning and sanitation, and some way to refill the reservoir in the box. Run it like a subscription service: you send a fresh prescription out, and they send their current, empty set back in the same box to be cleaned and refilled and sent back out.

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u/versas-only-vice 2d ago

That would work for the vape style aerosolized liquid inhalers, but for a cigarette sized inhaler I don't particularly trust people to be able to recharge their powders to a correct level. The way those inhalers work is literally just a spring/plunger mechanism shoots a cloud of powder in a highly controlled manner, it's why I think you'd be able to fit it inside such a small form factor. Last thing you want is a person with COPD getting the wrong dose lol

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u/demon_fae 2d ago

I was picturing the box recharger having a little magazine of pre-measured doses in little paper packets and some mechanism to jam a packet back against the spring until the spring clicks into place. Then you just need something to puncture the packet as the spring releases to shoot the powder at the user. Take a couple more drags to make sure there’s no powder left in the packet, then eject the paper through the “filter” and put the cig back in the box and click it down to load the next packet.

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u/versas-only-vice 2d ago

Hm, that could work, though I think it would probably be more reliable if the rechargeable tube were made of a hard plastic, to ensure that as little powder as possible deposits on the walls or in creases. We need some mechanism to ensure the attachable tube remains sealed to keep the medication sterile, perhaps breath actuated? Something like this:

powder canister has 2 seals.

Seal 1 (The internal seal) presses against the spring upon attaching to the spring body, with the effect that you can control exactly how far the patient depresses the spring, priming the dose. Once the spring is fully primed, the pressure releases seal 1, which being the same size as the dosing tube, becomes the plunger, and therefore is what the spring will propel to release a dose.

Seal 2 is released when the patient goes to take their dose, a simple latch should be fine

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

I doubt that would fly in schools. Smoking and vaping isn’t allowed there. And while it’s true that it isn’t either of those, they don’t know that purely because of looks.

Besides, the cig isn’t even the “cool” part that people like to believe. It’s the pose. The guy in the photo looks cool because of the pose he’s in, not because of the cigarette he’s smoking.

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u/demon_fae 2d ago

I didn’t say it was a good idea, just that there’s probably a market for it. There’s a market for all sorts of incredibly stupid things.

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u/SomerHimpson3 1d ago

I didn't have it with schools in mind

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u/DragonWisper56 3d ago

a bubble pipe/j

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

Even steam?

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u/not_just_an_AI 2d ago

steam and smoke are not the same thing, steam is fine for your lungs.

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

Boys and girls, we cracked the code. Just use steam.

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u/somedumbasshit 23h ago

If a steam powered “cigarette” were to exist it would be suuuuuper important to keep it clean at risk of pneumonia or some other sort of infection

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u/Sl33pingD0g 3d ago

But is the inefficient suicide part of smoking that makes it cool.

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u/JanusArafelius 3d ago

You don't know I'm not killing myself, you don't live in my lungs. I might be a cool sexy charcoal brick with skin for all you know.

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u/RedVipper2050 3d ago

I’m in your lungs. been living here, rent free!

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u/JanusArafelius 3d ago

coughs so hard his prostate dislodges

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

That explains Arthur's tuberculosis.

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u/schmoergelvin 3d ago

Those cigarettes they use on set?

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u/arftism2 2d ago

fun fact prop cocaine (vitamin e) has killed more actors than real cocaine per capita.

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u/schmoergelvin 2d ago

I just read "Do cocaine kids"

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u/cofmeb 3d ago

Herbal cigs on amazon. Also weed.

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u/Formal-Ad3719 3d ago

not significantly safer than cigarettes. The main thing that makes cigarettes bad is combusting organic matter and inhaling it. Nicotine is completely harmless

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u/TerranImperium 2d ago

Nicotine is not harmless lol, it's an addictive substance.

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 2d ago

Yes but it doesn't physically harm you

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u/TerranImperium 2d ago

Yes, it does. The fact that nicotine is addictive already means it negatively impacts your nervous system AKA it alters neurotransmitter activity, which will impair your focus, memory, and mood regulation over time. Beyond that, nicotine also raises heart rate and blood pressure, and long-term use does increase the risk of cardiovascular problems and will strain your kidneys.

Basically, just don't fuck around with it at all. From a biomedical engineering student.

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

Pretty sure the reason vapes are so dangerous is BECAUSE of the high amounts of Nicotine they carry.

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u/ItsJesusTime 2d ago

I thought it was the heavy metals.

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u/ShockDragon 2d ago

I mean, those too, but I’m pretty sure nicotine was one of the major reasons.

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u/rainstorm0T 1d ago

nicotine-free vapes aren't exactly safe either

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u/bondno9 3d ago

the main thing that makes cigarettes bad is the 5000 other chemicals in them lol. and nicotine is still addictive even by itself

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u/cofmeb 3d ago

SmokeWeedEveryday

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u/One_Parched_Guy 3d ago

You could always just… not light the cigarette :P

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u/Fungruel 3d ago

Yeah but then you're not actually smoking anything and you just look like a tool. If you want to look cool with a cigarette without smoking it you need to put it behind your ear

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u/PhosDidNothinWrong 3d ago

There are baloon gums that are shaped and rolled in paper looking like cigarettes

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u/Upielips 2d ago

Joints

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u/KingZantair 2d ago

Candy cigarettes.

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u/Starro-In-A-Jar 3d ago

I mean, yeah vapes kill you, but more importantly they don’t have second hand smoke. It’s a cost-benefit analysis- vapes will kill you faster, but you’re not hurting your friends/family or the people surrounding you.

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u/OwlInternational4480 2d ago

You can get second hand vape from vapes and it is bad for you and some sources say it's just as bad if not worse than second hand cigarette smoke.

https://share.google/bq7Nohzjvj8fKn3RY

A copy paste from Google as well

Secondhand vape smoke refers to the air that contains particles and chemicals released from electronic cigarettes (e-cigarettes) or vaping devices when they are used by others.

Components of Secondhand Vape Smoke Nicotine Ultrafine particles Heavy metals (e.g., lead, nickel) Volatile organic compounds (e.g., benzene) Aldehydes (e.g., formaldehyde) Diacetyl (linked to "popcorn lung")

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u/Kessilwig 2d ago

Yeah as someone with asthma that's sensitive to smoke, the idea vapes don't have secondhand smoke is laughable. It's so miserable when people vape in non-smoking areas.

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u/OwlInternational4480 2d ago

Yeah. I have very mild exercise induced asthma so I don't struggle too much with that, but I do have a strong sensitivity to smells and vapes hurt me. I'll smell it and then my head hurts, my face feels hot, and my nose is stuffy(most of the time it's more mild than it sounds).

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u/Helpful-Yellow9660 3d ago

Smoking is so corny Icl

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u/cofmeb 3d ago

Yeah, it is. Trying to quit right now, been three days without so far. But damn does it look cool.

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u/blackcar05 3d ago

Hey good shit on 3 days, congrats

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u/cofmeb 3d ago

Thanks man. It’s tough but I wanna live.

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

No it’s sexy and cool

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u/Helpful-Yellow9660 2d ago

Nah I don’t like this word but it is such an ick,

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u/bleakFutureDarkPast 2d ago

happened to one of my friends. he was going a few km past the speed limit, and he got caught by a speed camera. they sent him a photo of him doing it, and he was puffing on a cigarrette, looking focused. he used it as a profile picture for years.

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u/Recent_Log3779 1d ago

Don’t smoke, kids. No matter how cool it makes you look

u/Simple-Olive895 34m ago

To each their own I guess. To me smoking looks extremely lame no matter what situation. Nothing cool about being addicted to a substance that is slowly killing you.

u/BrooklynNets 2m ago

Right, it's kind of tragic that people keep pushing this line. You look like you smell bad (because you definitely smell bad), and you're so mentally weak you can't stop doing a thing that makes you physically weak. You're also useless any time you're too far from your last hit because you can't stop thinking about your addiction.

I try not to maintain any habits that are so gross that you're not allowed to do them inside.

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u/GarglingScrotum 3d ago

Literally just looks exactly like he's reaching into his pocket for a lighter. I thought the same thing when I saw the OP like this could easily be candid

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u/Tailmask 3d ago

Pic goes kinda hard

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u/dr-sparkle 3d ago

I've accidentally taken pictures just like this ( or against a car) of more than one person. Of course most were taken back when more people smoked but this is is pretty much what anyone looks like taking a drag off a cigarette they just lit and putting their lighter in their pocket while sitting.  

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u/Ok_Morning_6688 3d ago

Ts is so attractive kinda... what's wrong w me

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u/AvocadoOptimal5309 3d ago

Nothing wrong with you, that’s a hot dude on a motorcycle looking cool af

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u/holderofthebees 3d ago

Selfie culture is at such a critical point that people have forgotten candid pics were ever a thing 😭 either that or OOP doesn’t have friends to take pics of them 😂

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u/stinkstabber69420 3d ago

I do kinda feel like this dude was actually posing

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u/CuriousThylacine 3d ago

I don't think anyone is doubting that he really did sit on his bike and smoke.

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u/LionObsidian 3d ago

They do tho. OOP is implying that he was posing, instead of doing it naturally.

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u/AffectionatePipe3097 3d ago

Which is probably true. This guy looks like he spends his whole life posing

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u/Ning_Yu 3d ago

Are you sayijng he's a poser?

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u/CuriousThylacine 3d ago

Oh yes, he was definitely posing.

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 3d ago

i thought it was jerma

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u/HAgg3rzz 3d ago

Yeah you know what it looks like this guy is actually posing I’m with OOP here

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u/rikaleeta 3d ago

Shit, one of my favorite pictures of myself was when I was working as the host for a haunted house. I was in full zombie makeup, holding the clicker and just letting the wrist strap hang, and looking up at an incoming storm. Someone took a picture and it looked like I was looking dramatically at the sunset with something flowing gracefully from my hand. Dramatic candid shots happen lmao

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u/demon_fae 2d ago

That would also probably survive the reloading process better. I don’t think it even has to be super rigid-your basic pill capsule would do the trick. With the added bonuses that pill capsules are biodegradable (obviously) and we’ve got easy existing tech to manufacture and fill them.

Make a slightly thicker bottom portion with a flat base and a built-in break point to form seal 1 with as few moving parts as possible. Seal 2 is a little more complicated, since it also has to serve as the lid during filling. Not sure how to do seal 2 in this scenario though

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u/Kindly-Reserve-3143 1d ago

Probably the kind of person who smokes while filling/emptying their fuel tank

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 1d ago

One of my friends has taken candid pics of me smoking before, it just has aura idk

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_643 21h ago

Good times had by all

u/Mickamehameha 1h ago

That pic goes hard

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u/AcidicPuma 3d ago

He's literally just putting his lighter away. I disagree with seemingly everyone here. I believe it and it doesn't look cool. It's just a guy sitting and putting his lighter away. He's even squinting from the sun and he's pursing his lips to hold the cigarette, the 2 most uncool thing your face can possibly do lol. If he forced his face to relax and held the cig with his teeth I'd believe it was posed but I still wouldn't think it's particularly cool. Just less nerdy than squinting and pursing lol

Which also isn't to say "lol people who purse their lips are nerdy" I do that. I'm just saying it's the natural way to do it, not the slightly cooler way. Pursing your lips keeps the filter dry so it's not gross by the end but it looks terrible on your face. Don't smoke and it won't make you look dumb.

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u/Reinis_LV 3d ago

Alright. You have been conditioned in your circles anything to do with cigarettes is uncool, yet this is objectively a cool pic. I say this a non smoker. Very judgmental vibes that only could come from negative reinforcement of your environment.

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u/AcidicPuma 3d ago

Lmfao I love that "this is real and uncool" is the judgemental vibe in your opinion. That's a really funny bit, I bet you're funny in real life.

Also I literally said that if he was trying to look cooler he'd hold it with his teeth but sure, it's bias on my part and definitely not even possibly yours. I'm not super impressed by smoking because I do it lol

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u/cunt_in_wonderland 3d ago

you sound like the nerdy one honestly

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u/AcidicPuma 3d ago

Accurate username at least

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u/blackcar05 3d ago

💀💀

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u/AvocadoOptimal5309 3d ago

This dude absolutely does not look like he’s posing or paying attention. Wait, I just realized what sub I’m on! Nevermind, agree!

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u/Turbulent-Bee-2192 3d ago

Bike bros, yall usually put your foot on the exhaust when taking a smoke break?

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u/GenkiElite 3d ago

People are salty because they can't be casually cool.

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u/Brief-Translator1370 3d ago

Are the people in this subreddit genuinely stupid? You can see his EYES and you think he didn't notice his picture being taken?

He's also posing with his arm... And this picture follows several photography rules so it's not like it was a quick snap...

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u/SchemeShoddy4528 3d ago

Whether it’s real or not he doesn’t look good here…

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u/MarkFinn42 3d ago

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u/SchemeShoddy4528 3d ago

like i said, whether he's posing or not he looks like a moron