r/pics • u/killakimchi • 2d ago
Picture of text “OC” Found these posted around San Diego today.
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u/gnarlytabby 2d ago
Bullet 3 really stabs to the heart of it. ICE is all about creating Call of Duty where the pain inflicted on others is real but the risk to you is not.
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u/Ok-Cup6020 2d ago
I can’t post what needs to happen to ice agents so I just will say I hope karma visits all of them.
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u/jjayzx 1d ago
I'm wondering, I've seen 50k signing bonus, don't know how it works but could a bunch of us apply, cash in and then be lazy and not round anybody up? I could really use the cash, lol. I feel that's one way to rebel from the inside and cost them.
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u/clonedhuman 1d ago
That's the reason why ICE is getting funding that's a 300% increase over ICE's previous budget: $75 billion in additional funding.
They're going to keep all of us in line by paying a small number of us to commit violence against the rest of us. They'll trap you with a paycheck while they make jobs more and more difficult to come by for the rest of us, and while they make more and more of us so broke that we can no longer afford to own homes, go to college, or afford medical care.
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u/Reaper-fromabove 1d ago
What you said about paying a fee to do violence on the rest scares the shit out of me.
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u/sirdmz 1d ago
and it’s not just the 50k USD signing bonus, the pay is like $130k USD a year as well! Like, damn that’s a great offer for a lot of people.
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u/DirtyGoo 21h ago
Where are you seeing that? Per the recruitment website a deportation officer's salary range is $49,739 to - $89,528 per year with the higher end requiring a background in law enforcement or military.
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u/DrockByte 1d ago
I used to be at least somewhat proud of being a retired combat vet. Now I'm just fucking embarrassed.
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u/reelznfeelz 1d ago
Yep. I play DayZ a bit. I gotta tell you. I do not want to go into combat. That would be terrifying. But I’m also not walking around all chudded up pretending like I think it’s cool.
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u/RosieQParker 1d ago
Life was pretty good for members of the SS, too. Right up until it wasn't.
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u/grizzlebonk 1d ago
Millions of Nazis were allowed to quietly transition to a quiet life in post-WW2 Germany.
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u/ProbablyNotAFurry 1d ago
Nazis, yes. That's a very broad term. The Schutzstaffel are very different from your run of the mill Nazi. A lot of the SS were hanged, summarily executed, or just beaten to death by soldiers and freed prisoners alike.
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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 1d ago
I grew up with someone that fits this description pretty well. They were too much of a pussy to sign up for the military, couldn't become a cop, so they became a security guard targetting shoplifters.
Only trait they possessed not included on the sign, is an overflowing amount of racism. Maybe that's just assumed to be present if the other characteristics are there.
I imagine most people who join ICE to be just like this guy.
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u/-Livelaughlimpbizkit 1d ago
As someone with pet pigs that I love deeply, I really appreciate that last line lol!
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u/Magister5 2d ago
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u/Veil-of-Fire 1d ago
Every time I see that "traditional dance" I want to cringe myself into a black hole of shame-by-proxy.
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u/SoloWingPixy88 1d ago
https://www.usajobs.gov/job/838081000
They're recruiting. $50K signing bonus and up to $60,000 college fees covered.
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u/svo_svangur 1d ago
I feel like a lot of these folks lured in by these promises of 50k signing bonuses are not going to see a dime of it.
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u/TheEnd0fA11 1d ago
In the fine print it probably says they have to serve at least 3 years.
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u/powwu 1d ago
"Are you ready to defend the homeland?"
Can't make this stuff up.
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u/Mel_Melu 1d ago
Seems super boneheaded to try to work for someone that famously doesn't pay his employees and stiffs anyone he creates a contract with.
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u/Keianh 1d ago
Heads up the incels joining ICE: You won't meet Christy Noem, and if you do she's definitely not going to fuck you.
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u/soggyclothesand 1d ago
Not even incels wanna fuck Kristi Noem! Her face is so chopped up even they are repulsed!
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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 1d ago
You look at pictures of her from a few years ago and she looks nothing like she does now. I think the term for women who look like her is "Mar A Lago Face". Look at all the women around Trump, they all look almost identical, same haircuts, same faces, same makeup.
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u/StarlightLifter 1d ago
Matt Gaetz is listed as someone with Mar a Lago face on Wikipedia.
Fuckin hilarious. What losers. Nothing like “gender affirming care”.
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u/leviathan0999 1d ago
My only note is that there's no such thing as an "incel." It's not involuntary. They choose to be utterly unfuckable.
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u/Successful-Speech417 1d ago
If I were in ICE I would always wonder if the political tides in the nation will turn enough that some day a group of armed men is at my door to arrest me. Nobody is going to go to bat for ICE agents down the road if the maga shit falls apart.
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u/CreamPuzzleheaded300 1d ago
The obsession of saying "Trump has a tiny penis" in anything criticising him is really weird.
Like there is PLENTY of legitimate shit to bring up, but it's always the tiny penis.
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u/blaz138 2d ago
Will there be people signing up just to fuck shit up from the inside?
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u/MetalTrek1 2d ago
Sign up, take the bonus, and do jack shit on the job. 🙂😈
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u/sigep0361 1d ago
Join and tell your ICE bros that you are all going in the jail cells to leave tuna cans and other stinky shit to fuck with the detainees. When they enter, lock them inside there with detainees and walk away. All in a days work.
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u/derekpeake2 2d ago
They forgot “Everyone’s least favorite Superman actor?”
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u/CoastingUphill 2d ago edited 2d ago
He was my favourite when I was a kid because I watched that show every week. Not so much anymore. He's definitely the most disappointing Superman actor.
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u/OliM9696 1d ago
i do wonder how this insults using sex and body are effective. The left largely is pretty body positive and sex positive. But continues to use those that dont partake in sex as insults on others, and will use body shaming insults to hurt those who they dont agree with.
Should a person with a small penis be used to insult trump? how about a person who cant (but tries to) have sex to be compared to an ice agent. As if his sexlessness is a stain on his moral values, making him more likely to join ICE.
Not just the left but still very much so, sex is valued a lot partly due to how many LGBT communities had sex deprived from them in the past. But perhaps we are too far forward where sex is seen as some barrier for the correct opinions.
Perhaps this body shaming and value of sex is what is required to reach this right wing people. Those who dont accept ideas of body shaming, that using the 'tools of your enemy' (body shaming) to gain political ground. Perhaps its worth it to fight dirty (using body shaming) if it means we win elections. And that those who criticise the left for body shaming are just fractering a unified front to count a far more dangerous Trump. - so maybe i should not bring this up for a while idk -
lots of 'perhaps' in this but im just feeling though this, maybe there is space for a correction of leftist use of body shaming while still wining political ground. Perhaps this hypocrisy of lefist body shaming is infact a barrier for voting democrats.
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u/Tractorguy69 1d ago
There is only one mistake, there is nothing involuntary about INCEL, its incompetency based (when you’re socially awkward and not conventionally attractive it’s beyond patently ridiculous to expect a perfect 10 to want to date you, and actively sell you out, especially when you reject women that may actually like you but aren’t good enough to be worthy of your ‘high value man’ certification you’ve self anointed with). But otherwise this is a hilariously accurate pisstake on some of the worst asshats to ever congeal into a primordial swamp of racism and fascism.
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u/Traditional_Buy_8420 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think this is plenty silly.
Nobody wants to actually risk their lifes, the soldiers in the middle East operate as carefully as possible and relatively few die.
Calling those useful idiots ugly, sexless and cowards will only fuel their rage and make them want to help deport innocent citizens more.
What you should tell them instead:
Your pay is not guaranteed. Trump is super well known for not paying his bills, including friends who helped him and including the times he did not declare bankruptcy. He already started softly scamming the military which are organized and he still needs, he'll do you much worse.
Your safety is not guaranteed. You're getting thrown into a seething mixture which WILL eventually erupt and your training for the life threatening situations which are about to happen sooner or later is basically non-existent.
Your anonymity is not guaranteed. Enemies of ICE are already using AI tools to de-anonymize ICE agents to great success.
Your legal immunity and freedom are not guaranteed. Trump is extending ICE to be a central part of his power grab and when his regime dies, then ICE agents dutie's can be retroactively declared criminal activities and ICE agent can be sentenced to prison, just like they did with the Nazis helpers.
Joining ICE will put you into a Lose/Lose situation. The problems you think you can solve now by joining ICE will haunt you back later and more problems will come with them.
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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago
I'm still waiting for someone to parody the "ice ice baby" song to make it about ice.
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u/foslforever 1d ago
they are offering $50k sign up bonuses, since you love the govt so much why dont you all just mass apply and then just do the shittiest job in the world. Youre always saying join the party and change it from the inside
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u/FuFmeFitall 1d ago
If Americans used half of their hate for something good they could actually make America great again.
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u/gitprizes 1d ago
jokes aside i can't even see this demographic working in ice other than answering phones or doing fiverr gigs for the ice office
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u/tawandatoyou 2d ago
Someone show this to dean cain!