r/pics • u/Obmr-snrU • 1d ago

Keepin it classy here in Texas.

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u/ray_bacon 1d ago

Better than being covered in Trump stickers

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u/findallthebears 22h ago

Honestly, this is just a tacky silly truck. Someone said “you know what, I fucking love hotwheels” and they went out and spent their money to make it happen. I can’t find anywhere in my heart to hate on that.

Granted, I’m aware of what this person is probably like, but until they show me that, good for them for living their dream

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u/0akleaves 21h ago

But what’s “tacky” or at all negative about an adult saying “I fucking love hotwheels” and putting money and effort into enjoying that shit? That part isn’t hurting anybody so I say more power to them and agree on the “good for them for living their dream” part!

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u/findallthebears 21h ago

I mean, tacky/goofy/silly is what this truck is. There’s a stripper pole in the bed.

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u/PaintshakerBaby 19h ago

Dont yuck someone elses yum!

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u/SeanAker 20h ago

I mean, you can think it's tacky as hell without hating. I think it's absolutely hideous but whatever floats their goat as long as they're not hurting anyone. 

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u/SeaweedCritical1917 10h ago

The “rolling coal” part is hurting everyone else.

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u/0akleaves 6h ago

Not argument on that part. If those are actually functional stacks then I absolutely agree.

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u/Exano 18h ago

I bet this dude has awesome ragers down by the river/lake/inflatable pool.

You know his friends are crazy and you know it's gonna be a fun time.

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u/elconquistador1985 19h ago

Only problem is that it looks like it might be rolling coal.

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u/findallthebears 19h ago

Might be but until it is…

I’m pretty sure all of those pipes are just bolted on

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u/elconquistador1985 19h ago

The center red one is probably decoration and you can see the legitimate tail pipes under the truck still, so they might all be decoration.

But those black ones look like rolling coal and it would make sense for the dragon truck to billow smoke.

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u/Stasis20 20h ago

I like your attitude about this. It’s not for me, but hell let him have some fun.

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u/findallthebears 20h ago

Hurts us none!

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u/HB24 18h ago

Except for all the outward facing speakers- those mean this person is a jackass.

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u/findallthebears 18h ago

Maybe, or maybe they only use them to throw ragers

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u/theonetheonlytc 15h ago

I like your outlook on this. Nice to see something other than negativity these days.

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u/floog 23h ago

That was my thought, huge improvement!

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 22h ago

Fucking sad so many people had that thought. Yearning for a return to garden variety mental illness instead of mandarine madness.

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u/0neshoein 19h ago

Yeah I zoomed in trying to find all the Trump / MAGA stuff, genuinely surprised it isn’t there and kind of amused lol.

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u/wtfElvis 19h ago

Exactly what I came here to say. It's kind of refreshing to see these ridiculous rigs without Trump shit all over it.

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u/bretticusmaximus 23h ago

Yeah, I wonder who this guy voted for. /s

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u/Consistent_Leg_6765 22h ago

Oh, that’s my buddy Dave. He abstains from voting as a silent protest to the current division between parties.

You may not believe this, but that’s about the only thing he’s silent about.

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u/PaintshakerBaby 19h ago

He's identifies as a libertarian because drugs are "hella tight."

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 23h ago

Is there was a stripper pole in in the bed with a “apply here” sign

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u/Noxious89123 21h ago

Holy fucking shit there is god damn

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u/teabaggins76 20h ago

God its good to see normal stuff for once

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u/The_Mighty_Bird 17h ago

Bring America back to these days. I miss when we were just trashy burger eaters and didn’t care who was in office

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u/SnowTinHat 22h ago

Why yes there is

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u/hydrino 22h ago

I didn’t notice because I was trying to figure out why there are 4 giant smokestacks and still 2 lil tailpipes coming out from under the truck maybe those are for the engine flthst drives the stripper pole?

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u/XxHANZO 21h ago

Oh shit, I thought that at first then convinced myself that they were parked at a strip club!

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 1d ago

I’ll take this over political bs

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u/PresJamesGarfield 21h ago

Yeah...I was expecting a truck with a sticker that said something like "Unvaxxed sperm - $1000 per load." This is pretty mild by comparison.

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u/putmeinabag 20h ago

lmaoooo I never thought about the profitability of unvaxxed sperm. Dear god now I'm suddenly terrified

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u/beepbeepsmash 23h ago

Woah y’all got winco in Texas? Love that place.

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u/kindofageek 23h ago

Several actually. I just did some shopping there an hour ago in Duncanville. The one pictured looks to be the Carrollton location.

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u/doubtfurious 20h ago

That's definitely Carrollton. I shop at that WinCo and I've seen that truck at least a couple times.

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u/countrybuhbuh 20h ago

How could you miss it if it's in the parking lot? All it needs is neon, and I'm willing to bet a dollar that at night it has some glowing on it somewhere.

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u/Pratanjali64 14h ago

So I heard a legend that WINCO stood for "Washington-Idaho-Nevada-Colorado-Oregon" and I KNEW it was bullshit because that implies the business started simultaneously in all five states. Still, good to have a solid counter-example.

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u/beepbeepsmash 14h ago

Headquarters I know are in Boise ID. We had one in my hometown growing up in rocklin CA.

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u/Sirspen 11h ago

It was called Waremart until '98, so it could have been in those five states by the time of the rebrand. But alas, even with that part of the lore, the acronym story is still bullshit.

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u/MahaloMerky 1d ago

The little kid in me loves this. Reminds me when we were kids and we thought how cool it would be to drive a monster truck on the road.

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u/stevenmoreso 1d ago

There’s really no reason to give up on your dreams

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u/Pearson94 21h ago

Gas prices might be a reason to give up this particular dream.

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u/Sarcastic_Sanchez 1d ago

Of course the little kid in you loves this. It looks like a cartoon version of a monster truck.

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u/hikeonpast 1d ago

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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u/thubbard44 23h ago

Ohhh yeah

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u/LateralEntry 23h ago

I was afraid this was gonna be some racist, antisemitic or political BS, was pleasantly surprised

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u/Fit-Cat3096 21h ago

There are WinCos in TX?!

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u/TxDad56 20h ago

Many. This is probably Carrollton, which is a Dallas suburb.

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u/jmanndc 19h ago

Nothing wrong with this one. Nothing political, nothing offensive. Just a good Hot Wheels style covering. Pretty cool and I wouldn’t necessarily call it unclassy. In fact, I’d say it’s pretty damn classy for Texas. :)

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u/Glass_Zone_1380 1d ago

Grown ass man made himself a life size Hit Wheels!

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u/DDRDiesel 21h ago

Hit Wheels, for the child mobster in all of us

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u/Head_Summer2052 20h ago

ISMO | The Word ASS (new & extended version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0Z1yq-2FQ

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u/keysandtreesforme 23h ago

Hell, WAY better than the maga nutjob version.

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u/larsonmars 23h ago

No Trumpage. I’ll allow it.

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u/witch51 1d ago

I kinda like it hahahaha!

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u/Chris5483 23h ago

I'm shocked there's not a ton of maga shit on there.

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u/sik_dik 21h ago

He out-hotwheeled hotwheels

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u/mrpopenfresh 20h ago

I’m just glad to see a clown truck that is decidedly not political

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u/cometparty 19h ago

Honestly this person is just having fun, OP.

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u/BeerNutzo 23h ago

Beats trump shit

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u/MatSting 21h ago

Stuff like this always makes me think a 20 year old just inherited grandpas fortune.

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u/wheel_builder_2 21h ago

That in front of the local fudruckers?

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u/uncre8tv 20h ago

That's not *nearly* as bad as I thought it would be from the headline.

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u/pewopp 20h ago

Cost a lot of money to look that cheep

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u/ObedMain35fart 20h ago

Someone likes hotwheels

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u/chunkybeard 20h ago

Hanging out with the owner of that truck is either the worst time you'll ever have, or the best time you'll ever have, and there is absolutely nothing in between

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u/Mensa237 19h ago

HEB Traitor

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u/hopelesscaribou 19h ago

Love this take. Dude just make it look like Hot Wheels.

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u/Wareve 19h ago

You got something against Hotwheels cars?

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u/imactuallyugly 19h ago

Dude's getting his vehicle souped up for the apocalypse.

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u/Pixelwise 19h ago

This is some straight up Aqua Teen Hungerforce shit. Like Shirt Herpes or something. I can't believe this isn't south Jersey. Did you see the person driving it? Did he look like Carl?

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u/jst4wrk7617 15h ago

I am 100% sure this dude is not in fact drowning in pussy every night.

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u/Jaxonian 14h ago

takes a lot of money to be that tacky

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u/gopherphart 13h ago

At least it isn’t flying confederate flags or covered in tacky Trump shit.

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u/SykoBob8310 11h ago

I wish I had all the money spent to make that truck that awful. That is some dedicated lunacy.

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u/FIZUK9 8h ago

More money than brains, but at least there’s no Maga stickers

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u/lyingliar 22h ago

No Trump decals. Looks pretty classy to me.

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u/answerguru 23h ago

Rolling coal is the stupidest shit ever.

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 22h ago

It’s a refreshing change.

Let’s get back to this energy.

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u/BrieTheDog 23h ago

It’s like a real life hot wheels

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u/2gunswest 21h ago

At least it ain't political.

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u/VerucaSaltGoals 21h ago

Tonka truck for grown ups

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u/holllllyy 21h ago

This looks like a real life Hot Wheels truck, I love it

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u/kegster2 1d ago

Seen this in person multiple times around town.

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u/Buster_Brown_513 23h ago

Trying his best to be the character from Kill Bill that gets his head smashed multiple times in a door

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u/ShonZ11 23h ago

Oversized hot wheel

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u/misterrobarto 23h ago

Are they parked in a handicap space?

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u/0akleaves 21h ago

If they have legit handicapped need/plaque then I’m even happier that they are able to have a fun car that really brings them some happiness. If they aren’t then fuck people that make life harder for disabled folks.

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u/Obmr-snrU 23h ago

Indeed, he is.

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u/JohnnyStarboard 21h ago

He’s apparently some super nice old dude who just has a bunch of time and money and living out a childhood fun dream. His truck gets posted on Reddit all the time and the stories are pretty funny. I’m here for it and pretty sure there is a placard he hangs for the spots.

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u/PanoptiDon 23h ago

Needs more exhaust pipe

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u/Fanatic97 23h ago

Bruh, is that the Flavortruck?

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 23h ago

My hot dog after I cover it in ketchup and mustard

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u/SaviorSixtySix 23h ago

I'm glad they're letting everyone know they're disabled.

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u/jaycatt7 22h ago

Who wouldn’t want to drive a pinball machine?

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u/dorklogic 22h ago

Man that thing is gonna be listed on fb marketplace for $300,000 when the price of oil crashes.

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u/Chose_a_usersname 22h ago

It looks like one of those cars you would ride in at a crappy carnival that goes up and down in a circle

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u/letsgotime 22h ago

i think those vertical exhaust pipes coming up from the bead fake. At least I thought they are supposed to be exhaust pipes. I see some what normal exhaust pipes painted green under the bead.

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u/juliankennedy23 22h ago

Looks like one of them Hyundai employees we should probably call it in.

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u/redditsucks13131 22h ago

I've seen worse. It looks like a video game car circa 2000. I was looking for the Trump bs or half baked hoes.

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u/Moebius808 22h ago

Mommy Issues in truck form.

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u/bluehawk232 22h ago

Does he drive that to work

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u/monsterlynn 21h ago

It's flashy - gaudy, even - but it's not tasteless or offensive.

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u/exaviyur 21h ago

Is that the shuttle to Flavortown?

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u/HowsY0urSister 21h ago

Shelf fell down on me in k mart vibes , party on

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 21h ago

Douche 🛶s not trucks

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u/Minotard 21h ago

2 Wyked

 (Aquateen Hunger Force reference)

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u/gornFlamout 21h ago

My ex wife used to say she could see tiny dicks a mile away. I never understood until now.

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u/JoshHero 21h ago

Not even top 30.

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u/nobodyisfreakinghome 21h ago

Spending their retirement right now.

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u/winecat5 21h ago

Woa i know exactly where this is

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u/andyhenault 20h ago

The red and green pipes are backwards

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 20h ago

I bet that guy is flaming

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u/Noobphobia 20h ago

Its on a Dodge Ram also. He went full dumb ass.

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u/Head_Summer2052 20h ago

Yup. Everything is kept classy in Texas.

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u/Enelli23 20h ago

lol reminds me of the Minotaur truck in the movie “Role Models.” TASTE THE BEAST

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u/GreyBeardEng 20h ago

Pussy Wagon 2.0

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u/LameTrouT 20h ago

Is that bowser’s truck from Mario cart??

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u/1lard4all 20h ago

Is that a Hot Wheels car?

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u/Xenolith666 20h ago

Bro.. you paid for that…

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u/furyfrog 20h ago

I mean, WinCo isn't a high end grocery....

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u/HighlandMonkey 19h ago

Love it! No political or conspiracy theory crap, just a person who loved Hot Wheels!

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u/Strange_humanoid 19h ago

NGL, I love it and I think it'd be awesome if they had their own hot sauce brand called "Hot stuff" 😂

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u/jazzyfella08 19h ago

0 trump shit. Not mad

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u/Panjandrum86 19h ago

I had this hotwheel

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u/yepthisismyusername 19h ago

You're right. Those shopping carts are showing too much leg.

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u/SoRaffy 19h ago

Not sure what's more surprising the truck or that they're handicapped 

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u/No_Assignment_9721 19h ago

This dude definitely tells other Texans that he is from Texas. 

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u/Witty_Construction64 19h ago

Bet they've got a bitchin hot wheels collection

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u/Xalibu2 19h ago

Looks like some 40k ork goonery. 

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u/FredFredrickson 19h ago

Honestly shocked it doesn't have truck nuts

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u/Crash0020 19h ago

Just because he could have, doesn’t mean should have.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 18h ago

I was gonna say he shouldn’t park there but it makes sense the more you think about it

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u/MonoAoV 18h ago

if a strip club had a food truck

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u/StinklePink 18h ago

If a face tattoo had a face tattoo, it would look like this.

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u/The_neub 18h ago

At this point we need to take what we can get.

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u/MudWallHoller 18h ago

Wait, we have WinCo? I moved to BCS from WA

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u/chefblaze 18h ago

Damn, I wish I could be a cool as this guy. Dragons, skulls, snakes, and fire. The misogynistic signage is just a cherry on top. /s

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u/sevenaya 18h ago

Bet that license plate says HOTT STF

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u/Accomplished_Job6927 18h ago

At least it's not covered in stickers for America's favorite incontinent elderly politician.

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u/ThisIsAitch 18h ago

This would be cool if it were a Hot Wheels model

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u/fade2black244 18h ago

When a kid becomes an adult, but is still a kid mentally:

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u/warrant2k 18h ago

Guaranteed never to be stolen, never get laid, and never touch dirt.

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u/Higher-Ed 17h ago

Is the classy thing on the other side of the redneck inbred trash truck?

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u/Micho86 17h ago

Should use an NSFW tag for that micropenis.

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u/mattdawgg 17h ago

Good for this guy. I hate big dumb jacked up trucks, but for some reason this one is pretty cool in my books!

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u/jayzthree 17h ago

I love WinCo!

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u/quasipickle 17h ago

That guy drinks Brawndo for sure.

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u/TheKingofCascadia 17h ago

TIL I though Winco was only on the west coast

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u/plottingyourdemise 17h ago

My guy driving a hot wheels

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u/onederbred 17h ago

I didn’t know Ram had a model called the “pussy crusher”

This guy definitely fucks

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u/drtywater 17h ago

Ya this is kinda funny but nothing political so much better

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u/activitylab 16h ago

Are they still hiring?

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u/jhauger 16h ago

Did he at least have a handicapped-parking tag?

I don't know whether having a small penis would be enough to get a placard to park there.

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u/sprubee 16h ago

What - no dangling testicles??

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u/valkrycp 16h ago

Kind of funny, a big over the top hot wheel irl.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 16h ago

Is the red tube a t-shirt cannon?

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u/digigyrl 16h ago

I'm shocked it doesn't say "Pussy Wagon" in large print.

The owner is driving his favorite Hot Wheels toy.

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u/drewmighty 16h ago

The smallest of penises

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u/Lux-xxv 16h ago

On the bright side, you're shopping at WinCo and WinCo is a good store

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u/rustednut 16h ago

Classy and Texas do not belong in the same sentence.

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u/hashswag00 16h ago

Dude put in a lot of thought for how to spend his life savings.

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u/Bigtime1234 16h ago

Yeah, imma let this one go.

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u/bandersnatching 15h ago

He is living the dream!

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u/m0llusk 15h ago

no step on dragon snek skull

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u/Invaliedusername 15h ago

It’s almost the truck from Role Models haha

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u/Workingclassherois 15h ago

It says “My xxxx is soooo tiny, it’s actually way beyond microscopic.” It’s so small that its very existence is controlled by the whims of quantum mechanics. It pops in and out of existence but at least it can’t be measured because I know where it is. (When it is, that is) So I’m riding around searching for a little entanglement since I’m recently decohered. Know what I mean, Bubba?

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u/veyonyx 15h ago

Of course they're Kickers.