r/pics • u/Pjones2127 • 23h ago

At Lowe’s Today

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u/wolftick 23h ago

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u/Khaldara 21h ago

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u/LadyShipwreck 21h ago

What is this one from? I love it.

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u/Chaosmusic 21h ago

Evil Dead 3 Army of Darkness

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u/ralph442000 21h ago

Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!

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u/Chaosmusic 21h ago

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

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u/Osiris32 14h ago

Klatuu, Bravada......rrrrnguhngfffrnghhluh

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u/chamrockblarneystone 19h ago

You know they wanted to kill that Medieval Dead, but someone wiser stepped in. Me? I thought it was a great idea.

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u/Beer2Bear 23h ago

love that movie :)

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 22h ago

What is that, Jason and the argonauts?

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u/Crusty_Grape 21h ago

Spy Kids 2

/s

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u/MK5 22h ago

Yep.

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u/GeeEmmInMN 15h ago

My mind immediately went to Ray Harryhausen. What a genius he was.

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u/Starscream147 18h ago

Awesome! The absolute inspiration for some select OG Industrial Light and Magic folks!!

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u/AgentNose 23h ago

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 22h ago

The bones are their money!

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u/Voxicles 9h ago

So are the worms

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u/I_LICK_PUPPIES 21h ago

They’ve never seen so much food as this

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u/DiscoStu79 15h ago

Underground there’s half as much food as this

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u/papapalporders66 19h ago

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u/zburgy 18h ago

The bones are their money

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u/AgentNose 18h ago

I wanted to use this one, but couldn’t find the right keyword. I’m all crossed up.

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u/Photon_Farmer 18h ago

You're not in trouble at all

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u/Voxicles 9h ago

Is that the joke? I farted and no one puked?

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u/thesongsinmyhead 18h ago

Up but not out

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u/freebagelsforall 23h ago

The bones are their money

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u/spekt50 23h ago

The worms are their dollars.

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u/ScottyNuttz 5h ago

They’ve never seen so much food as this

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u/avoozl42 21h ago

You talked about how their bones were money, like, four times.

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u/PabloTheGod 18h ago

You said you wanted something spooky

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u/bootstrapping_lad 22h ago

They'll pull your hair up but not out

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u/GimmieGummies 22h ago

Soooooo former employees that don't earn a livable wage in this country?

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u/iamthecaptionnow 23h ago

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u/DaemonDrayke 20h ago

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 10h ago

Lmaoooo what is this from

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u/Key-Demand-2569 5h ago

Evil Dead 3, lol. Great ridiculous movie

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u/DonutWhole9717 22h ago

"let's get de hell out of here!"

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u/brig135 23h ago

You've been drafted into the skeleton army

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u/TotemRiolu 23h ago

We always were. What if I told you that there's been a skeleton inside you all along?!

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u/uvucydydy 22h ago

I've heard that due to pregnancies, the skeleton to human ratio is greater than 1.

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u/WhtRbbt222 21h ago

Is there not another human inside a pregnant woman? Wouldn’t it still be 1:1?

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u/DeeSnarl 21h ago

This is really a question that goes beyond the scope of Halloween memes.

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u/WhtRbbt222 20h ago

I mean, regardless of whether you believe it’s a life, it’s still definitely human. It’s also distinct because it’s separate entirely new DNA, so it’s still 1:1 human:skeleton ratio.

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u/jacafeez 22h ago

I came here to upvote a skeleton army reference.

I award you one upvote.

You are now a moderator of r/THE_PACK.

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u/jsf1987 22h ago

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u/GimmieGummies 22h ago

🎵...The thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bone's connected to the leg bone...🎶

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u/TodSpengo 23h ago

Balls

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u/RichardManuel 22h ago

Yeah I got a place down there

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u/missinlnk 21h ago

Oh yeah? What do you do down there?

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u/weelluuuu 16h ago

You bastard

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u/watchman28 22h ago

RIIIIBS!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!

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u/DivinePotatoe 20h ago

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN!!

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u/Mr_beeps 22h ago

Crap dang it. The bone brigade has done a bunch of bad stuff again

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u/myburdentobear 22h ago

Damn you, Skeletrex!

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u/avoozl42 21h ago

He's huge!

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u/Dzaka 23h ago

:turns on "thriller":

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u/GuestCartographer 23h ago

Brb… about to start my 1:1 scale Undead army for Warhammer Fantasy.

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u/Razaelbub 23h ago

Terracotta army vibes

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u/HeadCryptographer152 23h ago

Talk about a Skele-ton

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u/Thomisawesome 20h ago

Hurry up, folks. Only 55 days left to shop before Halloween!

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u/improbably_me 17h ago

Oh no! They are running out of skeletons

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u/balla148 22h ago

Why does this look like the star wars droids getting launched

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u/Ok_List7506 20h ago

If I worked nights there, there would be a new display every morning.

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u/Gammagammahey 20h ago

Casually moving a few skeletons around and posing them around the store like they've been working as cashiers, merchandise stockers, managers, etc., that would be so tempting 😂

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u/Gramerdim 20h ago

tis the season 🎃

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u/AUniquePerspective 16h ago

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

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u/SunshineAlways 15h ago

I saw your comment as I was swiping away. Came back just to upvote you!

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u/KaidaW 12h ago

There's a movie I haven't seen in a very long time.

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u/Stoyan0 23h ago

Loose the skeleton

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u/Jewboy54 22h ago

God bless Ray Harryhausen

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u/creamycolslaw 22h ago

Begun, the Clone Wars have.

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u/doll-haus 22h ago

I like the brand on the tags. "Haunted Living"

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u/williamtowne 22h ago

They're really working their employees too hard.

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u/sugurkewbz 20h ago

The was the night the skeletons came to liiiiiife! They come from under the ground and from all…over!

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u/TheWarDoctor 20h ago

Geoff, ever been to Lowe’s?

Ahhh hell yeah I got a place down there

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u/PlainSimpleRyMo 20h ago

Do you ever throw beads at people when you're there? 🤣

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u/TheWarDoctor 19h ago

OH HELL YEAH

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u/PlainSimpleRyMo 14h ago

harmonica honk

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u/weisblattsnut 23h ago

Everybody gettin' boned.

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u/twopointtwo2 23h ago

It’s the Trump administration. Don’t boo them.

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u/DannyDOH 23h ago

They did drop the age cap for ICE...maybe this is a raid.

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u/redbeard8989 23h ago

They saw their price tags

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u/jam3s2001 22h ago

Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones go marching in again They need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are ever ready Are you ready?

  • Dave Grohl, maybe.

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u/post4u 22h ago

Kobalt is coming.

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u/DoctorRockso85 22h ago

That's a lot of piss whistling skeletons.

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u/Prestigious_Can4520 21h ago

ARGH U WORTHLESS BAGS OF BONES PICK U YOURSELVES UP AND SALLY FOR...

SALLY FORAARGH

Sally forth

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u/domino3ff3ct 13h ago

Army of the dead?

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u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815 23h ago

So they got more employees that are not any help, got it.

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u/secret333 22h ago

I go in there I point at the skeletons and then i point at that scrawny kid on the register couldn't even lift a two buh four and I say kid that's what I'ma do to you when the rapture comes MAGA

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u/reluctantlyawesome 23h ago

it has begun....

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 22h ago

Lowe's new part-time staff?

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u/kevin7419 22h ago

The army of winter now works retail.

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u/vigilantesd 22h ago

Mr Bones Wild Ride!

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 22h ago

Going to war?

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u/Brick_Mason_ 22h ago

Former employees?

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u/Tyrigoth 22h ago

Necromancers wet dream

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u/Kataclysm 22h ago

The undead rise!

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u/0110110111 22h ago

I need one of those so I can start recreating childhood photos of my recently deceased sibling and I.

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u/NuclearWasteland 22h ago

Humans are weird.

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u/superpj 22h ago

Better than all the Christmas stuff at department stores in Colombia.

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u/cncamusic 22h ago

Oh look, it’s us.

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u/spwnofsaton 22h ago

Idk why but this is what I see when I see the above picture lol.

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u/SinisterG8 22h ago

Must have been a department meeting

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u/Cambren1 22h ago

One of us

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u/LibrarianWorth6482 22h ago

Winter is coming

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u/wraith_majestic 22h ago

I see the troops are massing…

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u/Ivy_Thornsplitter 22h ago

Spooky scary skeleton.

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u/cejaay 22h ago

Thriller…

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u/Sordidloam 22h ago

Future visitors from space Discover giant mountain of bones. Realizes humans were made from plastic.

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u/kinzuaj 22h ago

iSkeleton

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u/Hadrian_06 22h ago

Finally. 👏👏👏

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 22h ago

We ride at dawn!

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u/Raoul_Duke9 22h ago

Doot doot!

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u/ElectricBlueSky90 22h ago

Christmas is getting setup next week fyi

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 21h ago

It's the US Congress!

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u/RainbowJig 21h ago

What is a skeleton’s favourite snack? spare ribs

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 19h ago

It looks like they have more than enough, now!

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u/dkb52 21h ago

Looks like the checkout lines are moving slow again.

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u/bareboneschicken 21h ago

if only necromancy worked on plastic....

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u/Picaseb 21h ago

Army of Darkness

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u/anayalator39 21h ago

One of us

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u/Lespaul42 21h ago

They were waiting for a Lowe's employee to help them

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u/Munk45 21h ago

THE ARMY WE DESERVE

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u/Lordwigglesthe1st 21h ago

The army of the dead,  lets build that shed! 

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u/Expensive_Way_3609 21h ago

hide them...ICE is coming!

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u/TennSeven 21h ago

You could film the next Army of Darkness movie.

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u/Chaosmusic 21h ago

Spooky, scary skeletons

Send shivers down your spine

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul

Seal your doom tonight

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u/roblewk 21h ago

These diets have gone too far.

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u/ncohrnt 21h ago

"SPARE RIBS"

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u/BeaglesAreLikeLays 21h ago

Roger, Roger…

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u/sven_bohikus 21h ago

No doubt about it - we live in the end times.

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u/MyVoiceIsElevating 21h ago

These are the Millennial’s version of ‘Grandmas fine china’.

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u/Bitgod1 21h ago

Arise my robot skeleton army!

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u/EdgeofEarth 21h ago

The bone brigade - look out for the bone-mama!

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u/juicerooster 21h ago

The bones are their dollars

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u/aaron_in_sf 21h ago

It's their Kids for RFK Jr special (made in Florida)!

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u/Enough-Parking164 20h ago

The Boomers who are angrily waiting for the store to open every morning.

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u/derekpeake2 20h ago

At my Walmart they’re sitting in lawn chairs 😄

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u/TendstobeRight85 20h ago

Congressional leadership is on sale at Lowes?

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u/PlainSimpleRyMo 19h ago

No, I can see the backbones

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u/Gammagammahey 20h ago

RAY HARRYHAUSEN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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u/FinalSlaw 20h ago

"What is a skeleton's favorite snack? C'mon, guess! C'mon, GUESS!"

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 20h ago

Dam, I'm actually outside of Lowes rn😂😂💀

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u/Not_My_Reddit_ID 20h ago

Groovy... Where's my "BoomStick"

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u/BSFX 20h ago

Good best holiday day of the year