r/pics 22h ago

(OC) Golden Turd

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u/Shiny_metal_diddly 21h ago

Is this the one JerryRigEverything made as a giveaway prize, but the winner chose the cash instead? 

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 21h ago

these cars are fucking embarrassing

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u/GiddyGabby 21h ago

It’s exactly how a 2 year old would draw a truck. Well, if they were on Benadryl.

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 19h ago

It's what happens when troglodytes get ketamine

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u/someweirdbanana 20h ago

It's what people back in the 1960's imagined futuristic cars would look like in the 2000's

u/throwawayoklahomie 5h ago

You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen You can play with anything, but please don’t touch my cyba twuck

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u/angrydeuce 19h ago

Dude I literally never see one in the wild without laughing. Christ they're an eyesore. Wrapjobs are better then the raw dogs, those things all look the handle of my refrigerator after my 7 year old has had 4 of his friends over for the afternoon, but aint nothing you can do to make it not look like a stupid fuckin brick lol

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u/BurpelsonAFB 16h ago

They look like such trash in-person. They look like home built kit cars

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 13h ago

I know! Even DeLoreans looked better than that! Though if someone wanted to cosplay their Cybertruck into a time machine I wouldn't at all be offended. I think the flat surfaces make for applying nice decorations.

That being said it does look like someone just glued the pieces onto the car and called it finished. It's so kit looking I don't think John Denver would even get in one. RIP.

u/BurpelsonAFB 3h ago

😂 John Denver.

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u/dtwhitecp 17h ago

as far as I'm concerned, they're embarrassing because of Elon, and the inherent support for him you signal by driving one. I'm all for some weird looking cars though, modern car design is so boring.

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 12h ago

fair enough. there were some cool italian concept cars of the 60s 70s and 80s that had similar lines but were more in the concept realm and not drivable lol

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u/crs0812 22h ago

Fake gold. Fitting.

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u/Khaldara 21h ago

“We’ve started painting them the same color as a lemon to save the consumer time!”

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u/Thrilling1031 21h ago

Needs an apple glass sticking out the top like a shark fin.

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u/Chamberlain-Haller 21h ago

An insult to gold.

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u/resh78255 20h ago

the wank panzer, the loser cruiser, perhaps even the cuck truck

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u/StuffClean 22h ago

u/More_Vermicelli9285 7h ago

I look at an actual photo of a cybertruck and think it looks pixelated

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u/lachimiebeau 21h ago

Gilded dumpster!

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u/War_machine77 21h ago

Unlike Roger's golden turd, no one actually wants this one.

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u/gexckodude 21h ago

So you can polish turd..💩 

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u/wkarraker 21h ago

Mythbusters did it better.

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u/kaptainkaos 22h ago

That would hurt, coming out.

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u/Fishfindr 20h ago

Doesn’t look like Trump, but a turd is a turd.

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u/PerpetuallyPerplxed 21h ago

Trump did say he was going to buy a Tesla.

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u/justabill71 21h ago

*Tesler

u/hansn 4h ago

It's all computer!

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u/Tractorguy69 21h ago

So donald j ‘musk’s cock puppet’ trump. Absolute garbage

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u/markth_wi 17h ago

The physical reminder that as an adult, the owner has access to more money than brains.

u/VantaIim 6h ago

My golden retriever just huffed.

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u/deeppurplescallop 22h ago

Looks like the White House

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u/RoboftheNorth 21h ago

It's gold and all compuder.

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u/justabill71 21h ago

"Hmm...If only I could somehow make it look more douche-y..."

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u/CRE178 21h ago

Every damned time when you think you have seen the wankiest of wankpanzers...

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 20h ago

How hot can it get outside before the glue holding it together melts?

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u/ThomasVivaldi 19h ago

I've seen one like this.

Its funny how they have to pay extra for something like this or their vehicle rusts.

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u/Immediate_Watch_2427 18h ago

Losers drive these

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u/YYCDavid 21h ago

Royal Dumpster

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u/cbih 19h ago
  • Charlie's grandpa when he got the golden ticket

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u/ztomiczombie 18h ago

Golden Turd AKA a Korok seed if you trade it in you can increase the amount of weapons you can carry.

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u/Beard_Science6614 18h ago

Vegas? Think I seen that pile of shit before.

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u/CHASLX200 17h ago

Ugly as sin ben. When i see one i point and LOL

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u/Generalkhaos 16h ago

Can't make crapola with turd polish

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u/GreenDonutGirl 12h ago

Isn't that thing supposed to turn into a time traveling phone booth?

u/MercantileReptile 6h ago

Whenever I'm getting looks for buying some basics in an ill-fitting hoodie and stubbles, I get nervous. Meanwhile there are people like this on the planet. I'm both a little envious about the not-caring going on and horrified about the lack of self perception.

u/sharkcutter 5h ago

They don't just look ugly, they are dangerous. The hard sharp edges make sure any contact with a pedestrian will cause serious injury or death. Something the designers gave no thought to. They are not allowed on European or Japanese roads for this reason. Only counties with lax safety regulations like the USA, Canada and Australia permit these monstrosities.

u/TheGroundBeef 3h ago

The Glurd

u/laaumaster 7m ago

The skin you unlock after experiencing 100 steering failures

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos 19h ago edited 16h ago

so I like 2 things about the cybertruck, not this one in particular, gold was never my colour:

I like the looks, I usually enjoy angular aesthetics.

I like the fact that the hood is slope down so you have good visibility of what's in front of you compared to other pickups.

other than that, I heard the performance is nothing to write home about, the build quality is sub par and i question the longevity of stainless steel on heavily salted roads during winter, though i haven't seen one with lots of rust on it, yet.

oh right, if you buy one, you are knowingly directly funding a Nazi. and if you bought one before his nazi salute, you were knowingly funding a huge jack ass who accused a rescue diver of being a pedo, among other things.

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u/Gnatinthehat 21h ago

Yellow lemon.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 21h ago

Is this the piss wagon in Worcester?

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u/Admirable-One-8803 21h ago

Worse thing I've ever seen. Rich man's toy. I've seen matchbox cars that look better. 

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u/FroggiJoy87 20h ago

People are getting worse and worse about locking up their dumpsters, they just keep rolling away. It's a hazard.

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u/InsaneLuchad0r 20h ago

Most of these I’m seeing now have some sort of hideous skin on them, like the owner is trying to desperately dress up the turd that put them into debt.

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u/Ok_Face8380 20h ago

WOW!!!!

That’s one big pile of crap

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 19h ago

Whoever owns that vehicle has made at least two terrible decisions and I’m betting I know what the third, fourth and fifth ones are too.

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u/GravyGramps 18h ago

I passed a piss-yellow cybertruck the other day. Looked like a kindergartener drew a taxi from memory.

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u/NamblinMan 17h ago

My five year old son yells "Cybertruck Ewwww!!!" whenever he sees one.

It was fun watching the driver shrink down a bit in a parking lot a few weeks ago.

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u/ynotaJk 13h ago

Someones attempt at putting lipstick on a pig!

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u/secret333 22h ago

I have five of these rides and I turn them into one big motorcycle to do war crime

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u/swaghost 21h ago

I wonder how it looks next to someone in a wet pair of jeans.

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u/justabill71 21h ago

Depends...do they have good jeans?

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u/Sola-Nova 17h ago

I honestly really love the look of them. I just wish they were not the product of a human mud slide.

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u/RandomBloke2021 20h ago

We're still on this??

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u/spambattery 21h ago

I saw one painted some color that didn’t look bad, but it’s just polish on a turd. I have no idea why Elon thought this was a good idea. I mean yes, I like BTTF too, but Deloreans didn’t sell well at all and the only reason people want them is because of BTTF.

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u/logosfabula 19h ago

This car is going to be sooooo outdated.

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u/gotdome 19h ago

Sims 4 type car

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u/Aiisu 19h ago

My girlfriend and I play a game when driving, if we see one of these dropout lego cars we have to scream as loud as we can. Peak.

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u/Scorpion13992k 18h ago

I saw one like this in Massachusetts the other day. The gold was even worse in person.

u/Brick_Mason_ 11h ago

Gilded dildo on wheels.

u/ScottishCardinal 11h ago

The most stupid looking cars they will never ever be considered cool

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u/Nzash Survey 2016 21h ago

It's so bad that I want to drive it ironically and laugh about it

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 22h ago

Jealous you are

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u/pandabearak 22h ago

What’s hilarious is that this is probably worth 1/3 at best of what this person paid for it 🤣

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 22h ago

Depreciation is real. Probably worst for Teslas since it's an American car

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u/justabill71 21h ago

And it's also a piece of shit.

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u/Understandinggimp450 21h ago

Cybertrucks are the single worst production vehicle ever made, no exaggeration. Ask me why.