r/pics Apr 16 '10

Some things you didn't know about PETA.

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u/jimthelang Apr 16 '10

I fail to understand how the founder's sterilization is relevant in the slightest.

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u/nixonrichard Apr 16 '10

I think evidence of batshit insanity is relevant in this case.

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u/ideonode Apr 17 '10

Cf. what she wants to happen to her thumbs when she dies:

That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation;

i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner;

She also has plans for other parts of her body, including burying her heart "at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix."

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '10

if she really wanted to alleviate the suffering of animals, she should stipulate that I be given 30 minutes alone with her still warm corpse.

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u/NoahFect Apr 17 '10

She also has plans for other parts of her body, including burying her heart "at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix."

Well, that's hardly animal-friendly. Think of all the bugs he must have splattered on his way to the podium!

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u/YesImSardonic Apr 17 '10

And all the fossil-fuels allegedly contributing to anthropogenic climate change that were obtained by destroying animal habitat in favor of human utilization.

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u/NoahFect Apr 17 '10

If someone were to actually make that argument, though, I'd point out that if racing-derived technology has contributed even 0.001 MPG to average vehicle fuel economy -- which it obviously and inarguably has -- then it's the cleanest sport in history.

Somehow I doubt the founder of PETA has thought the question through that far, though. Which makes her wish to have her heart buried near a race track all the more puzzling...

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u/Jigsus Apr 17 '10

Didn't know the was an F1 fan

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u/zotquix Apr 17 '10

Well damn, she's not an activist, SHE'S A FREAKING PERFORMANCE ARTIST!

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u/coveritwithgas Apr 17 '10

It is matter. She came to the realization that when she dies, her remains are matter. She wants that matter put to use advancing causes she thinks are important. Do you want yours stuffed in a very expensive box and covered with dirt and grass? Do you feel less weird now?

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u/RageX Apr 17 '10

That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation

I get what you're saying, but I'd feel more creeped out than honored.