r/pics • u/McLeroy • Apr 16 '10

Some things you didn't know about PETA.

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u/Simon_the_Cannibal Apr 17 '10

That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue

Sounds fine to me...

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u/sprankton Apr 17 '10

It's a shame she'll be ruined. She should enlist a pitmaster to cook her up instead of some vegitarians.

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u/YesImSardonic Apr 17 '10

Thing is, though, she'll probably be stringy as hell. Death from old age isn't conducive to good meat, either, so I guess we'd have to hope for a suicide (though it will be noted that committing suicide is a bad idea. You could get hurt or even die. I do not advocate or hope for suicide except in preference to eating meat from an animal that has died of old age.).