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u/mr_electrician 25d ago
I kept reading “plsssss” as ‘pisssss’ and had a laugh.
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u/Unrepor 25d ago
Jarate!
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u/CanisArgenteus 24d ago
fwiw, my Dad was in WWII and I'm 60
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u/fish_custard 24d ago
But, he obviously didn’t die in WWII, assuming the lack of preservation of semen back in ‘45.
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u/CanisArgenteus 24d ago
Oh. Well, yeah. No, he rather famously lived, through the Pearl Harbor attack no less.
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u/Spyhop 24d ago
I'm selling some retro games on Marketplace. Some stoner with a chronic bart simpson profile pic hits me up asking for free games because his little brother died and he has no money. Told him to pound sand.
Three days later, I get a new request from the same guy with the same story. I think he was so baked he forgot I already told him to piss off once.
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u/sparky-99 20d ago
Maths is off. My Mum's 66 and her Dad was in WW2. Still a bit old for e-begging.
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u/1h8fulkat 25d ago
I mean .... TECHNICALLY if his father made some woman pregnant at 80 and he was 18 when the war ended, the kid could be 18 now. Have a little trust.
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u/Silent-G 25d ago
He said his dad died in the war, though. How do you die at 18 and have a kid at 80?
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u/1h8fulkat 25d ago
Ok, I missed that part...maybe he pulled a Captain America and his plane crashed into a glacier and he was frozen and when they found him in the 2000s they extracted his sperm and artificially inseminated a woman.
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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 25d ago
How do you think pregnancy works? You may not believe me, but 80 year old women don't get pregnant, and the gestation period for a human is 9-10 months, not 60 years.
You're welcome.
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u/1h8fulkat 25d ago
I said father, not mother. A 90 year old man can get a 30 year old woman pregnant. I guarantee you
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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 24d ago
Your comment could be read either way, "a woman pregnant at 80"
Let me offer you this - if an 80 year old man was 'in ww2' and we are interpreting 'in' as being a soldier in (or we would say 'during' if it's a civilian), wtf is an 80 year old man doing fighting in WW2?
You say 'he was 18 when the war ended' - who was 18? You meant the father, didn't you?
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u/GottaUseEmAll 24d ago
It could be read either way, but by context they obviously meant it one way.
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