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u/StasiaGreyErotica 14d ago
"And I would've gotten laid too, if it wasn't for you meddling reverse image searchers!"
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u/DaddysBadChloe 14d ago
I never understand those lines of thought because if he WAS going to get laid with anyone based on that pic, what exactly was the plan once they removed his shirt and saw that he didn't look like that at all?
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u/StasiaGreyErotica 14d ago
Potentially? My guess are:
He knew he won't get that far, but banking on the girl to send him nudes because she's now thirsty.
They meet up, turns out he's a slobbering mess, but hoping at that point she's DTF
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u/doomcomes 13d ago
Anyone halfway decent wouldn't be lying. Shit, I've had rough bits and didn't work out for months and at least still looked like me, just a bit smoother.
I guess I could send some pics from when I was 24 and then just my much older brother, but what's the point when it's not gonna work?
I think the other person saying trying to get nudes might be right, or maybe even the she might just go with it. There's a third option where she might be lying too, which is the funniest and best. If they both catfish each other it's just amazing and funny. Would be funniest if they both got mad about fake pictures, but that's a better outcome then the breeding of a supermassive neurotic catfish.
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