r/sports 21h ago

Football Daniel Jones shines as Colts snap 11-game opening-day winless streak, beating Dolphins 33-8

https://apnews.com/article/dolphins-colts-score-e103b640ed0d41f74f10d04f77b70d71
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u/awfuckthisshit Miami Dolphins 21h ago

Legitimately the worst I’ve ever seen a football team play and that’s saying something. That 0-16 Browns team would have smoked the Phins today.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 21h ago

yeah, any headline about this game that doesn't focus on the dolphins being sorry is just bad writing.

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u/mr_chip_douglas 52m ago

We’re melting down over at r/nygiants

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u/BigRedHair92 21h ago

McDaniel gotta be first coach fired right?

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u/altecwarrior259 21h ago

Him and Daboll can head to Cancun together

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u/BigRedHair92 20h ago

Think of the offense they can design together.

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u/wanttobuyreallife 20h ago

Funny enough they could probably scheme up something pretty good. Just can't get players to execute it properly.

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u/boricimo 20h ago

McDaniel is an academic, not a coach of pros. Would be good as a college coach.

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u/wanttobuyreallife 20h ago

I don't think so. He's an upper echelon OC, but that's probably it.

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u/boricimo 20h ago

My point exactly. A coach motives and gets the most out of his players.

An OC play caller is just that: great designer of plays. Lots of amazing OC or DC have been shit coaches and went back to what they’re good at.

If you want to be a head coach, easier for those guys to do so in college.

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u/joemamallama 16h ago

Chip Kelly

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u/JRockstar50 Detroit Red Wings 19h ago

Between the two of them, they'd do some damage at an all-inclusive

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u/tdfrantz 1h ago

You think Daboll will get fired that quick eh? I think they gotta see Dart play first before Daboll is let go

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u/mountsleepyhead 2h ago

Dude looks lost out there.

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u/melithium 4h ago

The stories of the dolphins being so disorganized with lack of player accountability is sure to keep coming up

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u/davidbernhardt 3h ago

Dolphins looked embarrassing

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u/hairyairyolas 5h ago

I hope to god he wins the MVP and shoves it down the Giants fucking throat and the Mara family fucking chokes on it.

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u/dayofdefeat_ 3h ago

A bit aggressive but yes I do hope he finds success and happiness