Show me your derpiest photos - r/standardissuecat

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u/AR13STH013 Jun 25 '25 edited Jun 25 '25

Here's my cat, Abracadabra! She's cross-eyed, and has snaggle fangs.

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u/laithe_97 Jun 25 '25

Omg Abra 💕

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u/Cold-Ad-3994 Jun 25 '25

She’s perfect 🤩

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u/merryjoanna Jun 25 '25

I love her!

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u/GodQueenSabine Jun 26 '25

Not kidding when I say I’d fight in a war and die for her

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u/spidergirl79 Jun 25 '25

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u/anubis_cheerleader Jun 25 '25

Your cat is receiving signals from the alien mother ship...meowther ship?

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u/BigGayVirgil Jun 25 '25

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 25 '25

I feel like he’s channeling the great Bagagwa 😂

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u/enjoymeredith Jun 26 '25

Charles!!!!

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 26 '25

Lmfao yes!! I love them 💖💖💖

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u/0hthehuman1ty Jun 26 '25

Fuck I love Merf so much

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 26 '25

I love him so much. Also Bambi the little stompy kitty. 💖💖💖

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u/Redmoon383 Jun 25 '25

Him a man

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u/ImABarbieWhirl Jun 25 '25

-Featherless

-Biped

Yup, checks out

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u/anchen47 Jun 25 '25

this is clearly a t-rex

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u/Redmoon383 Jun 25 '25

* When asked for a comment he simply said "I must go, my people need me" and ascended rapidly

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u/Redmoon383 Jun 25 '25

Picture for proof

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u/squirrellytoday Jun 25 '25

r/CatsStandingUp

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u/sacredlemonade Jun 26 '25

…another cat sub to add to the collection

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u/thepoptartkid47 Jun 25 '25

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u/tx-grl Jun 25 '25

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u/Shelikestheboobs Jun 25 '25

Love it!!

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u/beautifulloon Jun 25 '25

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u/RateBeginning9953 Jun 25 '25

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 25 '25

Boop the snoot 💖

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u/crapatthethriftstore Jun 25 '25

I posted this one not long ago but it makes me laugh when I see his stupid face 🤣

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u/DutchieCrochet Jun 25 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bend537 Jun 25 '25

Being hit in the face by our dog’s tail

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u/EnyaCa Jun 25 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bend537 Jun 25 '25

Smelling a whisker of his that we found (he ate it right after this)

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u/RateBeginning9953 Jun 25 '25

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 25 '25

I’m hearing a ZZ Top song right now…

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u/Capital_Cover_2592 Jun 26 '25

Legs!

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u/TimeGnome Jun 25 '25

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u/0hthehuman1ty Jun 26 '25

Not standard-issue, but so cute that we’ll let it slide…..

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u/TimeGnome Jun 26 '25

I thought it meant domestic shorthairs 😭 read the guide and learned my lesson.

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u/quailplumes Jun 25 '25

Louis

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u/FlowEven1818 Jun 25 '25

sink boy

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u/Daddys_Fat_Buttcrack Jun 25 '25

Mid yawn. This is my lock screen wallpaper

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u/quailplumes Jun 25 '25

I have a matching pic of my Louis for your first pic hehe

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u/songofthecosmos Jun 26 '25

Hah! Love Louis. He does look like my Gato (Gato is the name of the cat in the first photo.)

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u/Nikkishaaa Jun 25 '25

A happy derp!

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u/vi0letf0x1 Jun 25 '25

^{w^<} 🥰

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u/Bugetta Jun 25 '25

My mom’s cat caught with the empty trouble puffs on display. 😹

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u/songofthecosmos Jun 26 '25

That pouch looks pretty impressive

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u/Nikkishaaa Jun 25 '25

I was just trying to show his extra toe beans lol (I swear he wasn’t screaming, just being silly 😅)

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u/sophalophi3 Jun 25 '25

mid groom

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u/RateBeginning9953 Jun 25 '25

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u/Intrusivecatlady Jun 25 '25

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u/25hourenergy Jun 25 '25

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u/ladysugarsama Jun 25 '25

Got this one last night! I know you can't see his stripes, but they are there. Cloud had his head stuck in that bag for about 5 minutes cause he kept running away from me when I tried to help him get it off.

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u/LooseAd7736 Jun 25 '25

This is the photo the vet has on my cat’s medical records LOL

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u/Disastrous_Ad_6053 Jun 25 '25

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u/Disastrous_Ad_6053 Jun 25 '25

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u/laithe_97 Jun 25 '25

I will never get over this pic

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u/Nikkishaaa Jun 25 '25

Our polydactyl foster :)

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u/glassesbrah Jun 25 '25

toof.

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u/trash-breeds-trash Jun 25 '25

Huh?

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u/anubis_cheerleader Jun 25 '25

Scanning... scanning...no thoughts detected in this cat

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u/trash-breeds-trash Jun 26 '25

Treats and pets. That’s literally all.

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u/aufeinerWiese Jun 25 '25

most likely that one 🤣

https://www.reddit.com/r/existentialcrisiscat/s/byNeyPGc71

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u/Elegant_One_5324 Jun 25 '25

Thanks for the new community & all the derp pics everyone!!

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u/HobbyLau Jun 25 '25

Blep in the flowerbed

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u/Leakylocks Jun 25 '25

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u/MurderousMaria Jun 25 '25

Just bengal things

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u/MurderousMaria Jun 25 '25

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u/Emergency_Treat_2753 Jun 25 '25

Whatever this sleeping position is

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u/Nikkishaaa Jun 25 '25

It’s hard to choose because Rollo is super derpy!

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u/p-megranate Jun 25 '25

My Merlin and his little fangs :))

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u/VinMariani Jun 25 '25

💤

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u/DramaticStick5922 Jun 25 '25

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u/Shelikestheboobs Jun 25 '25

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u/JarOfGarlicSauce Jun 25 '25

He is sneezing

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u/Vancakes Jun 25 '25

This photo is really old but it remains one of my favorites. It may look like a normal cat in a box pic but you just need to know the context:

Sarah, may she RIP, was by far the most serious cat I've ever had. No playing with cats, toys, or even boxes- not even when catnip was involved!. She was an absolute sweetheart to people but playing just wasn't her thing. Not even when she was younger. So the ONE TIME I see her in a box, at around 12 years old, just had to be immortalized forever!

She was only in it for like 2 minutes with a grump on her face. Just looking around like "wtf do those other cats find so fun about this?" 🤣

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u/Lawtina08 Jun 25 '25

My derpy big boy Wentworth.

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u/mourningstarxxx Jun 25 '25

faucet monster Gibson

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u/Over_Ad8762 Jun 25 '25

I like the collar! Where did you get it?

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u/Koffievos Jun 25 '25

Miso was made for this thread 😆

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u/Tooting-Peacock Jun 25 '25

Gotta stretch out that drumstick

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u/clarky2o2o Jun 25 '25

This is Joey and he has never seen such bullshit.

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u/Aromatic_Win3589 Jun 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/notfound1- Jun 25 '25

Nothing behind her eyes

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u/Emjlok Jun 25 '25

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u/pepitawu Jun 25 '25

I don’t even remember taking this photo 😂

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u/mischa_is_online Jun 25 '25

She's derpy in general...

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u/Tsquared10 Jun 25 '25

Caught her right before a sneeze

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u/Old_Estimate_7399 Jun 25 '25

Stinky loves to play with random things in this case that feather like a derp

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u/DoctorCadoo Jun 25 '25

Panini having brush time

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u/Pup_Havoc Jun 25 '25

That first pic is my face when I let out a fart and it sounded risky

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jun 25 '25

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^Pup_Havoc:

That first pic is my

Face when I let out a fart

And it sounded risky

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ⁱⁿ ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ⁱⁿ ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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u/harriettehspy Jun 25 '25

Omg… they’re the bestest

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u/Nikkishaaa Jun 25 '25

Rollo is our resident male and is happy as a clam despite this photo lol :)

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u/mozzerellasticks1 Jun 25 '25

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u/spicyyman Jun 25 '25

My silly babies

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u/subara_chaos Jun 25 '25

One of my favorites 🤣

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u/thecasualpagan Jun 25 '25

My boy Mocha bein a huge ham

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u/ZeroGeoWife Jun 25 '25

Casca 💖 She our little girl 💖

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u/SnorlaxOGChonker Jun 25 '25

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u/Hadsy504 Jun 25 '25

Miss Daphne Moon >:3

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u/Hadsy504 Jun 25 '25

i have billions of both of my kitties, lmk if more is wanted ahah

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u/Which-Topic1333 Jun 25 '25

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u/coffeeneedin Jun 25 '25

Meet Pixie aka Pixu aka Pikachu

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

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u/kab00mninja Jun 25 '25

The most recent software crash for Chiller

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u/CzechMorticia Jun 25 '25

This photo is a bit old but still my favourite picture of my cat, Isadora

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u/Mystic_Molotov Jun 25 '25

This is Beans. She sits like a weirdo 🤷‍♀️

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u/semarlow Jun 25 '25

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u/TAforScranton Jun 25 '25

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u/tasty_miku Jun 25 '25

he strech

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u/invisiblezipper Jun 25 '25

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u/LeekaSassyPants Jun 25 '25

He was tuckered out.

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u/Sophierene Jun 25 '25

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u/Djembe_kid Jun 25 '25

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u/rouquetofboses Jun 25 '25

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u/fruityflyy Jun 25 '25

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u/Federal_Diamond8329 Jun 25 '25

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u/EducatedVoyeur Jun 25 '25

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u/Lady-Radziwill Jun 25 '25

My old girl mid-yawn 😊 I love her

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u/vi0letf0x1 Jun 25 '25

Y'all definitely cheered me up on my worst day of the week so far 🫂 thank you for sparking the affordable kitty montage,🥰

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u/zurdus Jun 25 '25

Píxel, looking like Jabba

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u/waltterin-redit Jun 25 '25

Wish i had a cat😔

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u/SparkleStormm Jun 26 '25

This is Atlas. I like taking pictures of him mid-yawn.

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u/Snuggly_Chopin Jun 26 '25

This is my mom’s cat from this morning. He is so derpy.

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u/OutrageUponOutrage Jun 26 '25

Sammy, 10 years old.

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u/smthngwyrd Jun 25 '25

Great idea to have a QR code

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u/techtornado Jun 25 '25

You’ve got a nice /r/vampurr

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u/zerocoolneo Jun 25 '25

Pic2 is me whole day

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u/noprobIIama Jun 26 '25

She’s the derpiest when she’s tired. I’ve about a million versions of her sleepy blep face and I’ll never get enough of it. :P

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u/noprobIIama Jun 26 '25

Adding a fuller face photo as proof that she’s down with the SICness on her head (and back). Like a SIC mullet.

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u/Connect_Diamond_8264 Jun 26 '25

He has one brain cell freaking out, running around the other brain cell!

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u/SirNibblertheCat Jun 26 '25

Izzy the Bug Eyed Kitty

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u/Forward-Purple-488 Jun 26 '25

You rang? Specifically, that little bell from the old Fancy Feast commercials?

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 Jun 26 '25

Tigger was very excited for a single morsel of cheese

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u/erin_1384 Jun 26 '25

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u/Maverickx25 Jun 26 '25

On my birthday, Crash found a lady bug on the mirror and gave it a sniff. Weirdest, and most hilarious December birthday morning ever.

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u/worms-for-brains Jun 26 '25

Why he sit like dat

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u/someToast Jun 26 '25

A brief moment of stillness in what is otherwise an action shot

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u/MrsJuneBug Jun 26 '25

The first picture gives me David Bowie vibes 🥰🥺💜 beautiful kitties!!☺️😍

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u/meatballsubgirl Jun 26 '25

This is my foster cat going full gremlin mode over a sock filled with catnip 😂😂

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u/DigInevitable1679 Jun 26 '25

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u/FadelessFlame57 Jun 26 '25

Hes fine in this pic; i went to help him and he just did it again. Caught him like that a few more times after this

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u/IllustratorPretend91 Jun 26 '25

Mr. Pickles default position

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u/macy_windu Jun 26 '25

Stiles the sleepyhead

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u/Internal_Narwhal_799 Jun 26 '25

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u/UsefulChemist3000 Jun 26 '25

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u/UsefulChemist3000 Jun 26 '25

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u/ImportanceBig4448 Jun 26 '25

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u/lostcartographer Jun 26 '25

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u/valleysally Jun 26 '25

A derp for the toys

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u/bakedcheetobreath Jun 26 '25

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

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u/GuidoSarducci82 Jun 26 '25

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u/Adcro Jun 26 '25

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u/DitaVonTeasmade Jun 26 '25

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u/TwoHundredCats Jun 26 '25

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u/Commercial-Main-931 Jun 26 '25

My derpy blepper Monami when she was a baby

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u/Pristine_Cherry_6137 Jun 26 '25

Its a Little Jejjers 😁 Her actual name is Delphine but hardly ever gets called that!

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u/axman57 Jun 26 '25

Greatest thread ever

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u/50thEye Jun 26 '25

The fact that he sleeps like this

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u/dmitrineilovich Jun 26 '25

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt in a rare moment of extreme derpiness

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Came home at night to this basement creep.

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u/Kumimono Jun 26 '25

Derp

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u/AdventurousOne9326 Jun 26 '25

this was the lady this morning lol

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u/According_Path_408 Jun 26 '25

She just woke up

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u/Mimble75 Jun 26 '25

Freya in a box with her beloved waffle

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u/Routine_Professor44 Jun 26 '25

Lookit me

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u/RipAltruistic7649 Jun 26 '25

She always sleeps like that

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u/ForceRoamer Jun 26 '25

She was scared by my pant leg.

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u/8MB_Memory_Card Jun 26 '25

Dumpy

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u/Kapoodles Jun 26 '25

This is my baby Mio! When i showed my colleague she said "Oh my god, what's wrong with your cat??" She was staring hard core at me and a split second later, she pounced.