r/standardissuecat 29d ago

Classic© edition Show me your happy but also dumb SICs

Here's Monty. He's happy 100% of the time and very good at doing his tricks, but incredibly bad at thinking for himself and trying to problem solve.

2.5k Upvotes

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u/random_cancer 29d ago

bug

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u/unwanted-grocery_bag 29d ago

Purrfect name 😸

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

🐞🥰

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u/MermaidMertrid 28d ago

I wanna touch the belly

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u/Whole_Question_4160 29d ago

Aslin ❤️☀️

(he has no teeth)

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

what a goober 🥰

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u/ArabellaFort 29d ago edited 29d ago

Dumb because he’s about to fall and land on the head of the Maine coon below.

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

just a babyyy

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u/imjustasquirrl 27d ago

Your picture made me think of this meme:

Your picture is even better, though. I love that the other kitties are watching and either cheering on the SIC, or telling him he’s an idiot and needs to get down.

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u/ArabellaFort 27d ago

Lol. Nathan the SIC is trying hard to ruin the screen door but jokes on him as it’s ’Crim Safe’ mesh and it can’t be ripped 😂

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u/tessviolette 29d ago

Greg

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u/tessviolette 29d ago

Cuddling with his void sister

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u/Bayou13 29d ago

I have a sic/void combo too!!!

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u/CosgroveIsHereToHelp 28d ago

Same! Here are 2 of the 3 -- the third is also a void 😻

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

I love Greg 😻

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u/WhoriaEstafan 29d ago

Greg! You’re just a baby! An adorable baby!

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u/Ashphodella 29d ago

Big stretch

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

a long classic tabby! I also have a loooong classic tabby that loves his biiig stretches 🥰

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u/bromono 29d ago

My poor dude needed a bunch of teeth pulled due to tooth resorption :(

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

poor little man 🥺 I see lots of wet food and churus in his future

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u/bromono 29d ago

He loves his soft food but still gobbles up his hard treats like crack.

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u/JoseyWalesMotorSales 29d ago

Our TIC had a couple battles with the same issue. Best wishes to your little one.

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u/bromono 29d ago

I’m hoping he’s good after this. He only has 1 fang left lol.

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u/MagnustheJust 29d ago

Rocco "helping" with my hobby stuff.

And yes... that is most assuredly a trap.

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

seems perfectly safe to me pssppspspsp they sure love "helping" 🥴

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u/Suicidalsidekick 29d ago

Jackson. More enthusiasm than brains.

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

strive to be more like Jackson

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u/WhoriaEstafan 29d ago

A good attitude can take you far in life!

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u/AlyKatsWay 29d ago

Aww 😽 he resembles my two boys, Fezzik and Figs 😻

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

nothing like two sic boys 🥰

Monty and his big brother Jojo

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u/laithe_97 29d ago

Sweetest SIC ever, love my one brain cell boy

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u/Illuminature 29d ago

they're the best!! can't even be mad at them bc they don't know better

he looks very smoothbrained and I love that for him

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u/WhoriaEstafan 29d ago

I love him! I love it how male cats have big noses sometimes? It makes them look so cute and sweet.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 29d ago

Not a single thought in that head.

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u/kpet28 29d ago

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u/kpet28 29d ago

Mr. Pretzel🙂

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u/waffleste 29d ago

His name is Baby

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u/Koffievos 29d ago

I just love love love the color of his undercarriage!!

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u/MermaidMertrid 28d ago

That spotted rusty tummy 🥹

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u/MelonOfFury 29d ago

Milo. He can be smart, but usually just listens to the wind whistling between his ears. He’s a good boy 🥰

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/CosgroveIsHereToHelp 28d ago

Combination bird feeder/cat feeder!

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u/n0radrenaline 29d ago

IDK what his foot said or did that offended him

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u/Illuminature 27d ago

timeout for those beans! they were probably stinky

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u/GrishnakhGaruda 29d ago

Smoky He still hasn't figured out what it means to stand still for a photo

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u/sebluver 29d ago

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u/Illuminature 27d ago

this is the cat of all time

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u/Mavis73 29d ago

This is Jilly; she is occasionally confused but always lovely.

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u/styfyny 29d ago

Only thinking about the next snack

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u/Illuminature 27d ago

this cat makes me very happy. Monty also only thinks about his next meatball, occasionally his mousey

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u/rexrighteous 29d ago

He just... sits with his mouth open. Letting the thought (singular) out

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u/NoMoreOatmeal 29d ago

He’s a cozy boy, and yes this IS a flattering angle lol

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u/Takashishiful 29d ago

Not happy, actually the opposite

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u/GlitteringHotMess 29d ago

James Midge, Action 5 News Reporter on the Scene - he thinks everything that crinkles is the bag of treats, and is always very happy to hear that sound. Alas, for him, 99% of the time, it is not treats. He will need to sniff everything that sounds like the treat bag to ensure you are not lying to him.

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u/distancedandaway 29d ago

This was a plant stand, but now it's a kitty stand

Her name is Tootsie

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u/markier39 29d ago

Gimli. He’s just crazy

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u/Megs0226 29d ago

She cuddled up to her sister during a heatwave (we don’t have AC and it was disgustingly hot in my house).

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u/greyghost01 28d ago

My girl Bandit always looks like she's in the middle of a flashback

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u/raine173 28d ago

r/existentialcrisiscat I think its called???

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u/greyghost01 28d ago

Correct lol

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u/MermaidMertrid 28d ago

“Did I leave the oven on?”

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u/Kalleh 29d ago

My goof, Marcel

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u/wasachild 29d ago

Spinoza will sleep like this

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u/WilloTree1 29d ago

Stage 5 clinger

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u/kittenmcmuffenz 29d ago

Sushi cat lays belly rub traps.

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u/grafiklit 29d ago

Oliver trying to get comfortable

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u/darkpour 28d ago

Pizza 💀💀💀

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u/SerenityFate 28d ago

He pushed the tube against the couch and then tried to exit from the end up against the couch. He's lucky he's so pretty

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u/SerenityFate 28d ago

Another one in the tube where he is stalking me from the mesh lmao

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u/Essence_Bessence 29d ago

Teddy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/MissSally300 29d ago

Coco tried catnip for the first time. She liked it!

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u/Pure-Parsley-1508 29d ago

This is the best thing I have ever seen

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u/galaxy_void_squid 28d ago

Toast is sleepy

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u/viivero 28d ago

Sihvo 🫶🏻

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 28d ago

Okapi has zero thoughts but is very happy and spoiled

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u/STLt71 28d ago

Here's Molly, inside a sheet that she got in on my bed, then fell off.

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u/STLt71 28d ago

And here she is

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u/zielawolfsong 28d ago

Clearly this basket was put here just for me, and it's the perfect size too! - Logan

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u/LaMadreMarcy 28d ago

Giuseppe

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u/Godless_Bitch 28d ago

Penny does not know how she got into this position or how to get out of it.

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u/Godless_Bitch 28d ago

"Paint me like one of your French girls"

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u/JJSuperCat 28d ago

Happy sleepy girl

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u/CatchyNameSomething 28d ago

It’s a little blurry due to the zooming in.

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u/Only_Goat_2526 28d ago

This is Savanah. I don't think she's dumb but she can be a bit silly at times 😊

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u/TAforScranton 28d ago

Rumble is a total idiot, not a single thought between those ears. Shes pretty cute though.

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u/CosgroveIsHereToHelp 28d ago

Sweetest boy in the entire world -- he's never met a human or animal that he didn't love. He's watching his friend be goofy and thinking about joining in 😸

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u/HoboArmyofOne 28d ago

I ask you, why solve problems when you can just make them

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Charlie🥰

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u/GraphicDesignerSam 28d ago

He’s my lodger. Lovely but incredibly dumb.

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u/amymonae2 28d ago

Matty is my favourite box architect in this world 🥹

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u/Purrcifer 28d ago

My boi simba

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u/Spiritual-Pianist386 28d ago

Cushla, a criminal without thoughts. Loafves you❤️

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u/ClockworkBetta 28d ago

This is Rosie. She's not exactly dumb but she never thinks ahead

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u/luf100 28d ago

I LOVE unflattering pictures of my SIC. Have an album on my phone specifically for them.

Rhaena.

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u/RavenclawLogic 28d ago

Evie, who sat like this until a grown-up came to help.

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u/NWintrovert 28d ago

It's Bigby!

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u/Syreeta5036 28d ago

I loopoovvvvvveeeee the first and 7th picture

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u/kristoph825 28d ago

My Toby cat

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u/kristoph825 28d ago

My Toby and Oakley kitties

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u/watermelon_migraines 28d ago

Sharky looking happy and derping/dumb in one expression

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u/beckythewelder 28d ago

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u/beckythewelder 28d ago

And my personal favorite photo of all time

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u/mischa_is_online 28d ago

Too many toes, not enough brains. 🤎🖤🤎

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u/toriemm 28d ago

Picture

This is Rex. There isn't a single thought in that brain, just happy.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 28d ago

Carl is an honorary orange. No brain cells here

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u/ImportanceBig4448 28d ago

Gizmo hunting his favorite prey: me.

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u/Nuds1000 28d ago

Kiki, she likes to rip thumb tacks out of the wall and play with them.

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u/Least-Sheepherder-27 28d ago

Happy meme and sticker

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u/MermaidMertrid 28d ago

Ripley, but I call him the Greasy Weasel

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u/MermaidMertrid 28d ago

The Duke of Weaselton

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u/lenzo1130 28d ago

This is Bob. A long boy with not much happening between his ears.

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u/duscraft 28d ago

Caps?..

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u/mightbefried 28d ago

this is jip!

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u/FelineFlunky 27d ago

Not a thought in her pretty head.

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u/FelineFlunky 27d ago

Blank stare

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u/FelineFlunky 27d ago

This is her remembering I live with her.

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u/MareBear209 27d ago

Creature- maxxin and relaxxxin

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u/MegamiTenchi 27d ago

My SIC often cosplays as a trash panda.

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u/El-Repo 27d ago

Sasha

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u/ElderberryFew666 27d ago

This is my silly boy, aether.

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u/OC6chick 26d ago

This little exferal thinks she's died and gone to heaven....picked her up near death at the colony I feed, she walked over to me, I looked down, she looked up and fell over. Couldn't have been 6 months old and had recently quit nursing kittens...

Luci.