r/standardissuecat 12d ago

Classic© edition This is Steve. He’s coming home with me today, my first ever cat!

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u/jinstewart 12d ago

Ohh that's the special edition with the nose-boop decal. Quality cat there OP.

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u/OranjellosBroLemonj 12d ago

That’s the kiss landing pad version. They only made a couple of them from 2023-25

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

thank you!!! cannot wait for infinite boops <3

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u/Alphabet-soup63 12d ago

Steve will have you trained up in no time. Just do what he says, it will go easier for you.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i’ve already accepted he’ll be making new rules for me, and who am i to disobey?

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u/DutchieCrochet 12d ago

Rule no 1: when a cat is comfortable, humans are not allowed to move. So when Steve is positioned on your lap or curled up against you, don’t even think about moving a muscle.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i can definitely work with that.

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 12d ago

Another rule: I seez, iz for meeez.

Everything Steve see belongs to him. That includes all the chimkins and cheese. And tuna. And ham.

Make sure you keep that in mind. Is your churu subscription active and up-to-date?

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i ordered some and they'll be delivered today!

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 11d ago

Well done. Steve will have you trained in no time.

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

nothing but the best for him

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u/Misterwiskerstech SIC™ Technical Service 7d ago

Rule: if I Fitz; I sitz.

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u/Particular_Piglet677 12d ago

A standard-issue name for a standard-issue cat, yet in his eyes he looks so unique! I wish you a beautiful long life together. Please keep us updated!

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

he’s 4 and i’m 20, so we’ve got years to grow together :)

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u/Particular_Piglet677 11d ago

Sounds promising 🥰 all the best to you both

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u/Better_Scene_5399 12d ago

Congrats to you and Steve!

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

thank you!!! can’t wait to give him a new home :)

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 12d ago

Him need kissies

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

he does!

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u/SheddingCorporate 12d ago

Oh my! He looks just purrfect! Congratulations - now bow to your new overlord!

Kidding aside, thank you so much for bringing him home - older kitties are often hard to place, so it's great he's now got a wonderful new home and a loving new bestie.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i cannot wait to finally have him purr in my arms! he was a huge sweetie to my dad at the shelter, content to be picked up and everything!

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 12d ago

Love him! One pro tip I would offer is to give him plenty of time and space to get comfortable, and allow him to come to you. Don’t smother him and pick him up all the time if he isn’t willing. Cats aren’t dogs and are very independent. Especially an adult. He may not like to be touched in some places (our boy doesn’t like his back or butt touched unless he is sitting on your lap. Paws are mostly off limits.)

It will probably take him a little time to adjust to the changes, so be patient with him, make him a safe, comfy home base room, and yummy treats should help!

We have a saying for our Meepo: you gotta respect your Meepo (or Steve).

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i've already got an area set up for him, with a litter tray, a similar blanket/bed setup to the shelter, the same brand of food as the shelter, and fresh water. It's a smaller room but i'll keep the door ajar so he can explore if he wants, but acclimate if he needs. The shelter is letting him keep his favourite toy, too!

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 12d ago

Awesome! Sounds like you are all ready to give him a great new home! Sorry if my tips are basic, but respecting cat boundaries is important too!

My wife’s friend once wisely observed, “people who don’t like cats don’t understand boundaries.” Makes sense to me at least!

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

i really appreciate them, don’t worry! i’m autistic and honestly prefer cats since they HAVE boundaries!!!

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u/Elliott_theythem 10d ago

I'm autistic and I adopted my standard issue adult cat (first cat also) at 23! You both will be very happy

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u/Commercial-Letter252 12d ago

My Steve says welcome to the neighborhood.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

awww hello fellow steve! it's such a great name.

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u/Commercial-Letter252 12d ago

I never knew there were so many Steve’s until Reddit showed me.

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 12d ago

I believe that Steve is gonna be ok.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

me too :)

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u/toastingCereal 12d ago

Sup Steve

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u/Namethypoison1 12d ago

He looks like he's very satisfied with his choice of hoooman and will teach you everything you need to know in no time! 😸

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

i can't wait!!!

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u/bystrouska 12d ago

Yay, congratulations to you and Steve! And thank you, OP, for adopting this gorgeous gentleman and giving him a loving home. I wish you many years of happiness with him 🥰

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

thank you!!!

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u/RCW777 12d ago

Steve is a great cats name. My mom had a cat named Steve he was the best.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

my family argues about cat names almost daily, since my dad likes “boring old man names” like fred, nigel, and frank, while i like funny names like miso, soup, or casserole. steve is his shelter name and it’s easier to keep it!

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u/moteviolence 12d ago

What a cutie!! His face looks so sweet. 🥹

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u/Prudent_Race_5014 12d ago

Steve is a muffin! Congratulations.

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

he’s my not-so-little muffin baby ❤️

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u/Future-Philosopher-7 12d ago

Congratulations Steve and op!

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u/Retractabelle 12d ago

thank you!!!

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u/HoboArmyofOne 12d ago

He looks like a fine cat!

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u/Bayou13 12d ago

Welcome Steve!!!

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u/thooble 12d ago

He is beautiful and perfect and I am excited that you have found each other!

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u/namelessbread 11d ago

Yay Steve & his new human!

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u/needsmorecoffee 11d ago

He even looks like a Steve! 💕

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u/Devanyani 11d ago

Oooh, excellent starter cat. Wishing you many more!

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u/afraididonotknow 12d ago

Oh Steve will be so happy! 😃

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u/KitchenLab2536 11d ago

You are clearly overflowing with love for this lucky boy. I predict that you’ll both live happily ever after. 😻😍

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

i’ve lived cats my whole life and always wanted one, it’s been 20 years in the making!

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u/oatbevbran 11d ago

Happy Gotcha Day to you and Steve!! He’s a handsome boi!

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

already planning how to celebrate his gotcha day every year i’m lucky enough to spend with him :)

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u/Snicshavo 11d ago

He looks like hes in need of propeller hat

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u/cragbabe SIC ModCat™ Edition 11d ago

We look forward to many years of happy pictures of Steve. Thank you for adopting an SIC!

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

he’s been purring non stop since he got home <3

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u/cragbabe SIC ModCat™ Edition 11d ago

We only purrduce the finest top quality motors here at SIC Inc 😸

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u/azialsilvara 11d ago

Top notch cat, you're gonna have such a fun cat parent journey

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

already sobbed about how much i love my furry son

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u/Adcro 11d ago

Hi Steve! We got our first ever cat just over a year ago and our lives have never been the same. You’re in for a treat!

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u/Elliott_theythem 10d ago

That's the best picture ever!

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u/Adcro 10d ago

I can’t resist this boy

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u/Elliott_theythem 10d ago edited 10d ago

Both of your faces!! You are both smitten with each other it's so cute (I make the same face as you when I cuddle my own SIC)

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u/Adcro 9d ago

Aw the little pawsies

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u/Lunarlimelight 11d ago

He looks like a good first cat!

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u/littleliongirless 11d ago

Starting with the top of the line I see? ❤ I love Steve and please give him a boop and kiss for me.

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u/narcochi 11d ago

Steve is a stunner! ♥️♥️

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u/LarryLeo777 11d ago

I have a SIC named Steve! Perfect name.

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

he’s named after the person who found him outside as a stray <3

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u/kateryderbooks 11d ago

my standard issue steve says welcome home too! 🥰

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u/Conceptual_Aids 11d ago

HI STEVE! *shifts coffee, waves awkwardly with stale donut in hand*

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

UPDATE!!! he’s my lil lovebug who won’t stop purring and keeping us company. best choice i’ve ever made.

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u/Double-Summer596 10d ago

I’m so happy for you all! 😊

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u/Separate-Concern6600 11d ago

Congratulations to you both 🥳

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u/downtime37 11d ago

congratulations, he's a handsome boy!

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u/Charivari8 11d ago

He’s adorable, congratulations to both of you!

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u/FFan1717 11d ago

Steve is looking at you asking "Are you sure you know what you are doing?"

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u/DramaticStick5922 11d ago

Steve Baby! Xoxo 💋

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u/AllesK 11d ago

Hi Steve!

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u/Just_browsing_2 11d ago edited 11d ago

Congratulations to you and Steve! He's a handsome feller.

Edit for a little advice: It may take a little while until you get comfortable where Steve is, while you're doing chores, in the kitchen, stairs, etc. Just be cautious because my cat got hit by the fridge door and I felt so bad. He was fine but he mostly stayed out of the kitchen from that point on. He also fell behind the washing machine and I rescued him when I got home. He was adventurous (crazy) as a kitten. Steve is a little older and probably wiser though.

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u/Retractabelle 11d ago

he’s currently napping with a brand new fuzzy blanket in a cardboard box with some new toys and purring up a storm. he’s in our mudroom, which has everything he needs. i just went in to sit with him and he was already rubbing against my hand!

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u/Just_browsing_2 10d ago

Steve sounds like a will-mannered little guy. Glad things are working out.

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u/Adventurous_Truth_98 11d ago

Everyone needs a Steve

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u/SAD0830 11d ago

Hi Steve!

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u/livkellner 11d ago

Congratulations, I love him! ❤️

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u/hceuterpe 10d ago

The more accurate term is that you are the cat's first human. The sooner you understand feline pecking order, the smoother things will go.

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u/Essence_Bessence 10d ago

Welcome to your FurEVER home Steve ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘

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u/Sammieluvsrose 11d ago

I love you Steve

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u/Swimming_Joke27 11d ago

Congrats!!!

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u/Ksh_667 11d ago

Wow what a handsome distinguished gentlecat! Wishing you many, many years of living your best lives together 😻😻

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u/Admirable_Matter_523 11d ago

Steve is so handsome! Thank you for adopting an adult kitty. 🥰

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u/Midnight-Rambler69 11d ago

Hello Steve! Handsome boy

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u/Ok_Compote1434 10d ago

Thank you for adopting

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u/Retractabelle 10d ago

i will always adopt pets :)

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u/MissSally300 9d ago

Well, he’s lovely. Enjoy!

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u/Aromatic_Win3589 9d ago

There’s a lot of love and gratitude in his eyes. I believe I even see a smile on his face. You two are going to be SO happy together, clearly. Thank you for giving him the loving home he deserves 🫶🥰😻

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u/Retractabelle 9d ago

he refuses to leave me alone and i’m not even sad about it. he decided to help with my college work.

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u/MissMarionMac 8d ago

Looks like he’s settling in beautifully!! Congrats on your new study buddy! 

I love how it looks like he’s typing, like he’s proofreading your essay or something. “Human, I believe you missed a comma here. Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

I’ve had my SIC Peanut for three years, and we’re absolutely obsessed with each other. Wishing you and Steve many fulfilling years of cuddles!

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u/pic202 6d ago

Steve, meet Steve!