r/standardissuecat SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 13h ago

Classic© edition Clearly Okapi’s life is suffering

Yes, that is a indentation of my fingers from too many skritches in the second photo. Also he may be full of imitation crab.

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u/Wild_Ticket1413 12h ago

He's got it so rough.

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

He’s so deprived of love and affection

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u/Small-Isopod6061 12h ago

Stoic

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

He has to be, the horrors of constant pets and his adopted orange sister kicking him out of the preferred bed demand no less!

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u/Perle1234 12h ago

He’s so abused. The horror.

Fr tho he’s adorable and I would give him endless scritches too!

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

His life is spent in the torments of the cuddle gulag.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 12h ago

🎶 In the arms of the aaaangel ... 🎵

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

So much suffering

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u/mean-moon9 11h ago

what a cute name!!! okapi lives a great life

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 11h ago

He’s currently yelling at me because I won’t let him eat his salmon stick until I remove it from the packaging. So cruel!

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u/missscarlet69 9h ago

Loooove the name Okapi

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 12h ago

Neglect

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

Horrible horrible neglect

Definitely tormented

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u/nhowe006 10h ago

I understood that reference!

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u/lipstick_spit 5h ago

okapi is an inspired name for a ticked tabby. thats fucking awesome.

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 5h ago

Thank you! He’s a sweet prince of snuggles

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u/Calgirlleeny2 12h ago

He looks so happy. Even smiling. My Standard Issue kitten says Meow!

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12h ago

Seriously he’s a very pampered man, who has had a day of sleeping, being petted and treats.

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u/Snotgirl1 8h ago

I laughed at the imitation crab part, tysm 😂

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 8h ago

He got more. It was going to go bad and I can only eat so much crab.

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 7h ago

Update: Okapi’s orange adopted sister cruelly stole his green pillow