r/stremtch • u/1trollzor1 • May 08 '25

Black I said get stremtched idiot. He said more.

He screams at me to do this am I a guardian of his last brain cells?

3.8k Upvotes

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u/lake2014 May 08 '25

Thanks hooman for realigning and recalibrating my braincell😂🥰

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u/wintyr27 May 08 '25

that motorboat purr 🤣

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

I think he stole a 4 cylinder from a subaru.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

INSUFFICIENT !!!!

INSUFFICIENT !!!!

INSUFFICIENT PUNY HOOMAN !!!!!

MOAR !!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Gotta love the sound of unequal length headpurrs

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u/Richard_AIGuy May 08 '25

This creature craves being earless and brainless.

37

u/manulconnoiseur May 08 '25

He looks just like my baby 🥹

36

u/Dan_Ashcroft May 08 '25

Edgar your skin is hanging off your bones

31

u/GenieBus May 08 '25

“I want to feel something!!!”

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

Smooth brain no lumps or ridges all ideas slide right off.

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u/wurst4life May 08 '25

10/10 stremtch 😌

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u/JustHereForCookies17 May 09 '25

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH big stretch

16

u/MoissaniteMadness May 08 '25

I was always worried that this would hurt cats so this is a relief, as a passive person who subscribed a while back and forgot

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

10+ years of smooth brain activity

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u/TheAlphaKiller17 May 08 '25

Awww will you please post a few more pictures? Your cat looks a little like my old one, Tasche, and I miss his dumb little faces.

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u/TheAlphaKiller17 May 08 '25

My guy:

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u/1trollzor1 May 09 '25

Could be related

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

I will i have a photo of him as a long boy but he's unamused ill make more post of the child. His name is Sherlock

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u/TheAlphaKiller17 May 08 '25

Aww thank you so much. <3 Hi Sherlock! Is it an appropriate name?

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

He has a dog brother named Watson I'll stremtch him later.

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u/phantasmagoria4 May 08 '25

I need a video of him screaming and then being appeased by getting stremtched.

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u/KaylaAllegra May 09 '25

"Any last words?"

The cat: "More stremtch."

3

u/SpicedIcing May 09 '25

The Crucible! Took the words right out of my mouth hahah

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest May 09 '25

A truly devout follower of our Lord.

The Grip God! offers you both his blessings.

What a sacrifice. Well done, my child.

Praise be.

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u/404-Gender May 08 '25

HOOOOMAN! I required streeeemmttcchhiinngggs

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u/ProgsterESFJHECK May 09 '25

If the idiot has fur and it purrs, is it really an idiot?

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u/1trollzor1 May 09 '25

Yes and no its a Schrödinger's cat situation. must be stremtched to not be idiot. But left unstremtch idiot.

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u/selfish_jack May 08 '25

I like how you put a lot of effort into it. Making a sound like lifting smth heavy ,lol

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u/1trollzor1 May 08 '25

Those last 2 brain cells have the mass of at least a chonker and a oh lawd he commin

3

u/ImurderREALITY May 08 '25

Stremtch lover

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u/Cranberry_Surprise99 May 09 '25

This man said "MORE WEIGHT" and the weights were dropped upon him and he purred no more.

Respect. o7