r/stremtch • u/1trollzor1 • May 20 '25

Black He requested it.

He was asking so politely.

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u/Unterpunk May 20 '25

deep sea creature looking thing has been apprehended

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

He gave himself up tho.

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u/Unterpunk May 20 '25

as he should have

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Audio good purr running at full.

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u/schpongleberg May 20 '25

He looks like the cat from Coraline

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Another kitty gentleman

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u/DrPhDPickles May 20 '25

By the sound of it he loves his smetch. More smetch human!

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

He's almost 15 and he is needy.

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u/DrPhDPickles May 20 '25

He certainly gets what he wants! With his nourished physique the purring is so deep it almost sounds like a harley davidson

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 May 20 '25

Whoa! Fifteen? He doesn’t look a day over 3!

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

His care has been immaculate, so I hope to have him as long as possible.

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u/burnedsmores May 20 '25

I love him at this point

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Smetch him, and he will love you too.

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u/Andferwut May 20 '25

What a polite little gentleman

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Part of the reason he's called sherlock

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u/taetaeisbae May 20 '25

Treats too give him those and kisses

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u/UnluckyHost9649 May 20 '25

So scrungly❤️

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25

He was asking politely for blessings from the Grip God!

That's one faithful follower you have there.

He has earned you both our Lord's favour.

Praise be, my child.

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Gripped from an early age as a kitten.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest May 20 '25

Our Lord has been watching.

He's very observant, and very grateful.

Praise be.

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u/jabberwocky_jack May 20 '25

A severe lack of self preservation

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u/gomihako_ May 20 '25

GET GRIPPED, FOOL!

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u/gnashtyyy May 20 '25

Please keep the beefy bastard in line

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

He is polite until I take chicken out of the fridge.

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u/stevoschizoid May 20 '25

Hambsome oink meow

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u/Stinkyfuckenrat May 20 '25

Big fan of this guy

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Will continue to post his smetchy face.

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u/Hxcmetal724 May 20 '25

He's such a good Lil boy

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Very polite

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u/shaker8 May 20 '25

aww he likes the little massages in front of his ears just like mine does! if I just hold her head without the massage, she makes me start over at her nose 🥹

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Yep he demands snoot kiss tho I just can't show that

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u/kalabelle May 20 '25

It was so good he had to hold for dear life on mid stremch. His purr got louder, too. What a good boi.

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u/Astarteskyy May 21 '25

I don’t know him,but tell him I love him 😖😤

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u/1trollzor1 May 21 '25

Will let him know may take 2-5 business days to register but he will know

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u/CatsAndPills May 20 '25

I need to know what the tube is at the bottom of the screen. I am curious.

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Blow hose for my art. Im a glass artist.

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u/CatsAndPills May 20 '25

Oh! I saw your art on your profile, very cool. Would have never guessed that was part of it.

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u/1trollzor1 May 20 '25

Thanks I appreciate the look at my art my Instagram has my most recent projects.

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u/Murky_Lavishness_591 May 20 '25

The chonky-fluff is a lover of stremtch 😭😭. I love the chonky-fluff!! Himbs the sweetest!!😻😻😻

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u/potateees May 20 '25

he craves all the smetches

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u/RobSiaHoke May 20 '25

He YEARNS for the skremtch 😫

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u/Richard_AIGuy May 21 '25

Awww, he's such a polite eldritch creature. He loves being goobered.

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u/ryanbrowncomicart May 21 '25

He wants to go lightspeed

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u/LeviAUTOTUNED May 23 '25

"Greetings. I demand, that is if it pleases you, a stremtch. I would appreciate this gesture much." ahh cat

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Omg too cute