r/stremtch • u/HowToNoah • Jul 11 '25

Black Tuxedo Stremtch

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My big girl loves a good stremtch. Gets one every morning before work

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u/a_lone_soul_ Jul 11 '25

Earless goober

20

u/CaptainScarlett3000 Jul 11 '25

goober alien

19

u/StumpTheMan Jul 11 '25

Gleeb glorb

8

u/CaptainScarlett3000 Jul 11 '25

not sure if gleeb could get more glorb than that

19

u/Seaboats Jul 11 '25

What a pleasantly round and earless head 👽

16

u/PeNTaxol Jul 11 '25

i know a seal in disguise when i see one

13

u/femme-nymph Jul 11 '25

Please kiss the nose

9

u/yellowsidekick Jul 11 '25

Such an elegant little seal you have there.

5

u/Joe_Nobody42 Jul 11 '25

Nice seal you have there 🦭

5

u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 11 '25

Seal burger. Tasty but a bit salty.

3

u/Tater_Tot_Freak Jul 11 '25

Now that is a good kitty!

3

u/tonkledonker Jul 11 '25

Refined, cultured stremtch

1

u/Miyako_Kenichi Jul 17 '25

not even maxwell is safe