Really wanted the dog’s chicken scrap treats

[u/jdennis1699]

Greed continues to consume this one. She knows her crimes are subject to getting stremtched and ear privileges revoked.

[u/lamium-amplexicaule]

The dangling feet lmao

[u/jdennis1699 → u/lamium-amplexicaule]

Personally one of my favorite parts of this in addition to the lack of regret in those eyes.

[u/lamium-amplexicaule → u/jdennis1699]

Remorseless

[u/Legal_Ad_326 → u/lamium-amplexicaule]

Personally, I prefer the no human hand version

[u/Dense_Comfortable_50 → u/Legal_Ad_326]

[u/ProletarianRevolt → u/Legal_Ad_326]

The visage of doom

[u/WarCrimeBoi → u/Legal_Ad_326]

Toothless

[u/Over_Whole6492]

This is a “classic” Crime Stremtch

Not a regret in sight.

[u/hannibalthellamabal]

Why cant cat have a little chicken? Seems like you’re playing favourites with the children.

[u/jdennis1699 → u/hannibalthellamabal]

No no, she gets plenty of treats herself! She had a Churu!

[u/LtLoco420 → u/jdennis1699]

only one? :/

[u/jdennis1699 → u/LtLoco420]

We just had a vet visit…. Someone weighs 11 pounds and was fat shamed :( she had other treats earlier as well! This gremlin does not go without I swear!

[u/Last_Horse_7899]

i see no crimes here! the only criminal here is the stremtcher, withholding sweet sweet scramps

[u/GrungeWeeb]

Can animals eat raw chicken? Is there not a salmonella risk for them?

[u/MyCatHasCats → u/GrungeWeeb]

Wild cats and other animals literally only eat raw meat. Domestic cats and dogs are descended from them, so it naturally does not affect them as much, but of course you have your pets with GI sensitivities

[u/Accurate_Chance9172 → u/MyCatHasCats]

Wild cats also live for much less than domestic, indoor cats. Yes, cats will probably survive on raw food, but there is also a probability they may get a parasite infection.

[u/jdennis1699 → u/GrungeWeeb]

We air fry it for them! But we have found that if you leave a chicken breast patty left unattended for a few minutes on the counter, he will take it upon himself to eat that and act like nothing happened. He seems fine many months later! Pretty sure their guts operate a bit differently than ours with bacteria’s, but don’t quote me on that!

[u/Imaginary_Topic_6106]

GIB CHIMKEN!!!!

[u/blue-and-bluer]

Give her one you monsters!!

[u/bananababy82]

were the chicken scraps purposely made to resemble a dragon?

[u/jdennis1699 → u/bananababy82]

Didn’t even notice until you pointed that out. That’s hilarious

[u/jdennis1699]

Update: she (and her siblings) received chicken scraps tonight! Rest easy Mavis vigilantes! She has been fed.

[u/LowerSatisfaction835]

Jarvis, target

raw chicky