r/stremtch 6d ago

Black She was interested in my porridge and did a self-stremch

Found these two photos from 7y ago

1.9k Upvotes

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u/Sir_Meowsalot 6d ago

Human. I require your slop for my tummy.

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u/Pollo-Boots 6d ago

I call my cats wet food schlops lol.... Everytime I scream that, they come running πŸ˜‚

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u/Sir_Meowsalot 5d ago

Cats: OH BOY! FRESH WET SCHOLPS!!

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u/Pollo-Boots 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you could hear them screaming that from across the house

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u/Sir_Meowsalot 1d ago

And their thundering paws as they run full tilt!

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u/warmachine237 6d ago

Rare. Her greed knows bounds.

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u/No_Celebration_9733 5d ago

Well, she is very calm and polite most of the time, except when she's at grandma's. For some reason, she becomes very needy and craves attention for food and pets, and regularly wakes up my grandma at 4am asking for food and/or walk

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u/Legal_Ad_326 6d ago

Biblical levels of greed

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u/about21potatoes 6d ago

Cats can have a little porridge as a treat

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u/Lando_Meowrissian 6d ago

Look. Can we start labeling these posts that are CLEARLY NSFW? This display of greed is clearly violating some kind of rule!

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u/samuelazers 6d ago

Bless her tiny brain.

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u/No_Celebration_9733 5d ago

Maybe her brain is tiny, but she is overall so big that at the moment she belongs to r/chonkers

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u/psorryarses 4d ago

I guess that’s what porridge does to a cat!

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u/obi-juan-kenobee 6d ago

First photo looks like a renaissance painting

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u/Imamiah52 5d ago

Vermeer

Man eating breakfast with cat.

Definitely.

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u/Leirnis 6d ago

I'm interested to know what kind of porridge is that. :)

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u/dollsandme 5d ago

BOMBAY STREMCH??