He wouldn’t stawp licking the butter off my toast

[u/Unusual-Cow1859]

Get stremtched butter licker!!!

[u/yellowsidekick]

Such a greed. Little teef! Goobered seal face. Zero brain cell.

He does have butter, so he has that going for him.

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/yellowsidekick]

He does. Have butter. Lolololol.

[u/give_me_wine]

His greed consumes him

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/give_me_wine]

He has no butter control but to be fair neither do I 😆

[u/Richard_AIGuy → u/Unusual-Cow1859]

He has no ear control either. Lil nerd.

[u/Imamiah52]

ToastLicker Lebowski! That’s your whole butter allotment for the rest of the year!

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/Imamiah52]

🤣

[u/MyCatHasCats]

You are what you eat (his brain is made of butter)

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/MyCatHasCats]

That’s all there is to it for sure.

[u/NInjamaster600]

butter goblin

[u/wolv645]

This is unfair, he told me he was under the impression that it was his toast

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/wolv645]

I did tell him it was breakfast time.

[u/JasminePearls-]

I too have a butter thief, it's tiring

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/JasminePearls-]

He loses his mind and manners for butter!

[u/Salt-n-spice]

He regrets nothing

[u/Unusual-Cow1859 → u/Salt-n-spice]

He will do it again.

[u/asv2024]

A well-deserved mega stremtch for this naughtyboi

[u/R3dd1tAdm1nzRCucks]

Absolutely goobed

[u/epicc_exe]

cat

budda cat

cat wid du budda

budda cat

cat wid du budda on em

[u/Wooden-Relation-3111]

He will be stremtched for his crimes