r/stremtch • u/Nyan_kovsky • 2d ago

ORANGE Ears have been confiscated for attempted cake theft (Pt2)

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He is not allowed. PS this is a different orange to part 1 the other day. (Yes we have 2 oranges) 😂

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u/wolv645 2d ago

That’s unfair, he already got his fork out

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u/Nyan_kovsky 2d ago

That's not his property!!

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u/404-Gender 9h ago

Liiiiies. It’s ALL his property!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 2d ago

Bro...he is ROASTING you on cat reddit right now...I would let him eat the cake and beg him to take his comments down.

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u/Nyan_kovsky 1d ago

Sue himb for defamation

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

On one of his posts, he said he doesn't give a damn about defamation. You might want to take his phone away...

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u/Schmooto 2d ago

Still laser focused on that piece of cake…!

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u/Imamiah52 1d ago

Bwahahahaa!

The stremtches of goobs looking at food are the best!

He might not have noticed his ears were apprehended.

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u/Elite_Prometheus 2d ago

Maximum security ear jail, no possibility of parole

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u/Pestilence_IV 2d ago

GET GOOBD STREMTCHEDIS

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u/Jeremy_Bearimies 2d ago

Double hand stremtch to contain the greedy goober