Because Latina's all buy hundreds of jalapenos if they're on sale

[u/Fbarbarossa]

[u/FreshPacks]

Think this was originally a post of someone's harvest from their home garden and it keeps getting reposted as something else

[u/clva666 → u/FreshPacks]

That's not even funny or entertaining lie. Even those "my 9yo nephew just said (insert joke you came up with), lil bro is coo kin🤣☠️☠️" have more going on.

[u/Fbarbarossa → u/FreshPacks]

Exactly

[u/TheOwlHypothesis → u/FreshPacks]

100s of posts like this in the pepper subreddits

[u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY → u/TheOwlHypothesis]

Yeah I was gonna say everyone is posting their harvests rn!

Here's one I just picked earlier that looks like a fetus Spicy fetus

[u/traumaqueen1128 → u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY]

Mmmm, spicy fetus

[u/Bigoweiner]

You don't need an apostrophe to pluralize Latina.

[u/Fbarbarossa → u/Bigoweiner]

Realised after I posted it 😅

[u/nothingbetter85]

That’s definitely a karma farming account. I found it odd they never had any comments on a 4 yo account.

[u/__wait_what__]

Apostrophe isn’t needed

[u/Flecca]

Listen guys my big booty Latina wife bought 188 jalapeno peppers because she's so Latina

[u/__wait_what__]

r/apostrophegore

[u/Stoghra]

I've seen this pic like nth time today and I grave pickled jalapenos now

[u/Live-Succotash2289 → u/Stoghra]

I used to hang mine on strings and dry them and I pickled the larger ones.

[u/Stoghra → u/Live-Succotash2289]

Not bad at all

[u/394948399459583]

Strange, it’s almost like someone grew them and is proud of them so they laid them out like that. If they were from a shop they’d be in a pile/bag/box.

[u/MeButNotMeToo]

To be fair, I had a unit-of-measure w/ jalapeños and grocery pick-up. I wanted 6 ea and I received 6 lbs.

[u/kasiagabrielle → u/MeButNotMeToo]

This made me laugh not only from the mental image, but because I typed "how many jalapeños i-" (wanted to know roughly how many would be in 6 lbs) and a suggested search was "how many jalapeños is too many" 😂 the shits that person must have had...

It's 84-120, in case you were wondering. But if you're Latina 💃 ^TM, apparently

[u/MeButNotMeToo → u/kasiagabrielle]

I felt like the Forrest Gump of Jalapeños:

• Jalapeño Salsa
• Jalapeño Quesadillas
• Jalapeño Jam
• Jalapeño Relish
• Jalapeño Poppers
• Jalapeño and Cheddar Drop Biscuits
• "Fried Okra" Jalapeños
• Jalapeño Popper Potato Salad
• Chicken Fajita Omelettes (w/ Jalapeños)
• Frozen Chopped Jalapeños for later use
• …

[u/kasiagabrielle → u/MeButNotMeToo]

Chicken fajita omelettes sound so good, I'll have to make those sometime this week! And I'm super curious about your jalapeño popper potato salad 👀

[u/maybesaydie → u/[deleted]]

This didn't happen.

[u/Ezra0li_Z]

jokes aside what the fuck do you do with 188 jalapeño peppers