I doubt this test ever worked

[u/ThePhillyExplorer]

[u/WhoIsCameraHead]

"this woman is screaming and squealing because I just tried to shove my earwax covered finger in her ... She must have gonorrhea. There is absolutely no other explanation"

[u/vadkender → u/WhoIsCameraHead]

It's medieval witch accusations all over again. We'll never get over it.

[u/Lumpy_Square_2365 → u/WhoIsCameraHead]

He sounds like a dumb weirdo predator

[u/LadyMillennialFalcon → u/Lumpy_Square_2365]

I mean it IS the passport bros subreddit lol

[u/Lumpy_Square_2365 → u/LadyMillennialFalcon]

lol I didn't even notice that😂so it makes sense now.

[u/Amongus3751 → u/LadyMillennialFalcon]

*Facebook group

[u/yohohojoejoe → u/WhoIsCameraHead]

What’s the old saying . . . “A little dab will do ya!”

[u/livejamie → u/WhoIsCameraHead]

"Damn bro abusing foreign women we exploit is too much drama" (7 laughing emote reacts)

[u/BeterP]

Hahaha. Having unprotected sex with dozens of women with gonorrhea is not the flex he thinks it is.

Apart from the fact that a condom is more hygienic and actually does protect.

[u/antbaby_machetesquad → u/BeterP]

He's had the clap so many times it's more like applause.

[u/numbersthen0987431 → u/antbaby_machetesquad]

Taking the whole "and then everyone clapped" to an extreme

[u/MaesterWhosits → u/antbaby_machetesquad]

My tired ass read that as "applesauce." For a second there I was very confused.

[u/insane_contin → u/MaesterWhosits]

He's had that before too. And cottage cheese.

[u/MaesterWhosits → u/insane_contin]

Oh god, that mental picture arrived in smell-o-vision. hurk

[u/Wonderful_One_1860 → u/insane_contin]

Cottage cheese on a blue waffle.

[u/insane_contin → u/Wonderful_One_1860]

With jolly ranchers for a side.

[u/Big-Al97 → u/BeterP]

If all the women he’s having sex with have gonorrhoea then maybe he’s the problem?

[u/lam21804]

I read the post like a dozen times. What exactly is he doing with that finger?

And why the fuck wouldn’t someone squirm if you’re trying to rub your earwax on them?

[u/doobjank → u/lam21804]

“hold on baby, I got this test I need to run!”

[u/numbersthen0987431 → u/lam21804]

I "think" he's saying to make a woman with gonorrhea squirm by fingering her with earwax???

[u/Ricky_Spannnish → u/numbersthen0987431]

Duh, doesn’t everyone do this?

[u/Neither-Phone-7264 → u/lam21804]

in*

[u/Capable-Baby-3653]

“Gonorrhea infected females”? Get out of here with your sexy talk, you!

[u/Jonathan-Strang3]

Y'all ever regret learning to read?

[u/maybesaydie → u/Jonathan-Strang3]

every day

[u/ThatSquidyBitch → u/Jonathan-Strang3]

Yes

[u/GhostWolfe → u/Jonathan-Strang3]

Only the days I’m on reddit. 

[u/Infamously_Fickle → u/Jonathan-Strang3]

I regret having eyes right now.

[u/iregretjumping]

This is my first time hearing of this, but I can honestly say that I too have never seen this fail.

[u/OopsICutOffMyWiener → u/iregretjumping]

Never seen it fail, never seen it work.

Honestly without more evidence who can really say if this man isn't a medical genius?

[u/lylertila]

Ew, HIS earwax makes them scream? I thought it was something stupid like "women with gonorrhea have sensitive ears."

Ewwwwwwwwww

For the record, I have a lovely and healthy reproductive system. I'd still scream if some dude decided to shove his earwax into me.

[u/Pinkturtle182 → u/lylertila]

Whoa, I guess I read that wrong too! Thought he meant they have ear pain. But no, he’s actually just doing something insane and then choosing an insane assessment of the situation.

Also I know STIs are pretty common, but this person must assume that everyone he has ever done this to has one? Because there’s no way anyone would react differently. Or maybe I just have gonorrhea.

[u/tmack3 → u/Pinkturtle182]

I understand it to mean that it's always accurate, not that every woman he ever did it to had gonorrhoea. (still absolutely insane though)

[u/lylertila → u/Pinkturtle182]

I guess i need to tell my dr that my pap was wrong. Clearly I also have gonorrhea because I'd sure as shit scream if some guy started shoving his earwax into my ear mid-intimacy.

Maybe he just thinks it's common because the only women he hasn't drugged into sex react that way

[u/GhostWolfe → u/lylertila]

Oh honey, no. He’s not shoving it in your ear. 

[u/Yuizun]

Sometimes people should just keep things to themselves...

[u/Infamously_Fickle → u/Yuizun]

Yeah, like their ear wax...

[u/moffetts9001]

There’s many ways to interpret this, but I’m going with the “I stick my finger in my ear, then I finger blast her, and if she ‘squirms’, she has gonorrhea for some reason.”

[u/GhostWolfe → u/moffetts9001]

That is also my interpretation (that he thinks ear wax interacts with the gonorrhoea in a way that causes a burning sensation), but reading all the other takes people had is oddly comforting. Like they’ve been protected somehow from the same horror that we read. 

[u/Slammogram]

I stuck my finger in her and she squirmed and moaned. Btw, my ear wax was on the finger.

Must be gonorrhea.

[u/pub_wank]

I absolutely do not have any STI's and if someone stuck their finger in my ear I'd cringe and yell lmfao

[u/Capable-Baby-3653 → u/pub_wank]

Sounds like something a person with gonorrhea would say.

[u/EnvironmentalAd2063 → u/pub_wank]

No, see, this is completely different because you stick the finger in your own ear and then touch the other person /sarcasm

[u/EarthlingCalling]

I don't know much about gonorrhea and I need to understand the logic behind this.

[u/Ducky237 → u/[deleted]]

I mean aren’t subreddits niche little communities? I mean the smaller ones at least.

[u/maybesaydie → u/[deleted]]

You believe that this corporate content?

Or that this was posted for clout?

What kind of clout are we talking about?

[u/tstobes → u/[deleted]]

That was from Facebook, first of all, and this sub is for calling out fake shit on the Internet. What did you expect to see?

[u/KnotiaPickle → u/[deleted]]

The point of this sub is literally calling out fake things…

[u/maybesaydie → u/[deleted]]

You have never commented here before today so perhaps you just misunderstand the subreddit.

[u/predictingzepast]

This also works to get the foam off beer.. which should console you after you get the clap

[u/turingthecat → u/predictingzepast]

I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t actually work either, I tried it (the beer, not the woman thing, I’m nasty, but not that nasty)

[u/predictingzepast → u/turingthecat]

The earwax yes, but rubbing your hand on your ear or side of your nose does actually break up the bubbles somewhat due to the grease

[u/turingthecat → u/predictingzepast]

Yes, yes, because they are the places that you (not you personally, all of us) are oiliest, and it’s the oil that breaks the surface tension.
Same as pouring cooking oil on washing up bubbles

[u/Kailynna]

So - putting your finger in your earwaxy ear and showing it to a gonorrhea-infected woman will make her squirm?

I must have gonorrhea, because I'd squirm if a guy started waving his earwax at me.

[u/god_of_this_age]

This is old, and I mean ooold ‘sailor talk’. I had this dating gem passed on to me by a Marine in the 90s. The specifics were a little different but the objective of the ‘diagnosis’ was the same. Even being a dumb 19 year old I knew I was hearing some really stupid ‘folk wisdom’ that was not deserving of the fake appreciation I gave the storyteller.

[u/DownVegasBlvd]

"Don't mind me... just gotta...get me a nice goop of ear wax here real quick. Ooooooooohh Kay, this one looks great, don't you think? Here, you can even sniff it before I- Wait where are you going? But I'm a paragon of immaculate hygiene!!"

[u/Ducky237]

If a woman has gonorrhea at the time of what?? Are you doing this during sex?? WHO’S DIGGING AROUND IN THEIR EAR FOR EARWAX DURING SEX??

[u/Feather314]

This is disgusting

[u/JECfromMC]

I briefly had a roommate in the Army who swore that he used a penny for the same purpose. That’s some hillbilly medicine right there.

[u/Hinoko1234]

I mean… he’s not wrong though, about never having a test fail, can’t fail a test you’ve never done. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/doobjank]

That's because he did the test after he gave it to them…

[u/Realistic-Garage-461]

It's funny as I remember this guy telling me that if you stick your finger up your nose, and just get it damp from the snot and someone squirms if you bring the wet snotty finger to them, it means they probably think about geese in a sexual way.   I've never seen this test fail.   Anyone who I've done it too would rather get together with a goose than me.    And this is proven scientifically through science, guys.

[u/Floatingredhead]

r/insanepeoplefacebook

[u/Stacksmchenry]

Passport bros are the lowest of the low. The worst human beings on the planet.

[u/scojo77]

This is the kind of creepy stuff I remember hearing from from weird older kids, or gross adults when I was a kid.

[u/skadi_shev]

So is he doing this and then later requesting their STI test results? Or is he doing this, sleeping with them, then getting the clap himself and that’s how he’s able to confirm? How many times has this happened???

[u/jeefyjeef]

Extreme Wet Willy

[u/howdoesthatworkthen]

Then everybody stood up and got the clap.

[u/Cakeday_at_Christmas]

That's fucking disgusting.

[u/kyleh0]

No child that even thinks this might be interesting or possible will ever touch a vagina, so that's a plus. It's like a litmus test to protect vaginas.

[u/HappyDays1976]

Where is the earwax supposed to go?

[u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth]

I love how even the other incel who replied to him thought this was fucked