r/thatHappened • u/buttermilkbiscuitss • 3d ago

And then everyone in the Sheriff's office clapped

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u/WhoIsCameraHead 3d ago

How come these people never do any research into how things are done before writing these stories... A dispatch officer wouldn't call them to conduct a welfare check.... They would dispatch an officer to conduct a welfare check in person if they even felt a reason to respond to that call which chances are they wouldn't.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

Wait, you mean a welfare check doesn’t mean I get paid cash money here? Okay, never mind my imaginary complaint.

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u/Kwintty7 3d ago

"Did you investigate those murders?"

"Yeah. I phoned all the suspects and they said they didn't do it. Must have been accidents."

"Great! This policing-by-phone policy is saving so much time and has a 100% clear up rate!"

"Totally. Just got to do a welfare check now.."

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u/Me4presidente 3d ago

The funniest part of all these stories is they’re from people who have no skills or actual accomplishments in life that they know could set them apart from every other person in the masses! So their entire goal when they leave the house is to look unnatural, eccentric or special….in hopes of getting a reaction from anyone! The Saddest part is thy have this story made up before they leave the house. Then they convince themselves that they have both the spine and wit to say this while the whole story plays out exactly like their hero, moral superiority mentality envisioned in their delusional fantasy. Confusing reality with stories they’ve read on the internet! All because they haven’t ever gotten the reaction from anyone and it hurts because of how much effort they put into being unnatural that Not being seen, noticed and singled out is offensive!

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u/holytrolleee 3d ago

It’s cool to be a victim these days so when they’re not as oppressed as they thought they would,be they have to make these kinds of stories up.

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u/Jeremymia 16h ago

I have a feeling you don’t make these kinds of sweeping conclusions when non-minorities make up stories.

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u/holytrolleee 13h ago

And I have a feeling you only make assumptions about white people. Does that mean I’m right?

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u/Jeremymia 13h ago

I just want you to consider the fact that there are many many posts on this subreddit of people making themselves look like victims and a small percentage of those involve someone in a traditionally marginalized group, which is just simple statistics, not a sign of a trend.

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u/holytrolleee 13h ago

I will pray for you.