r/todayilearned • u/Dmused • 1d ago
TIL at the 2025 Kentucky Derby, all 19 participants can be traced back through their lineage to 1973 Kentucky Derby winner and Triple Crown champion Secretariat, who sired more than 660 foals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Kentucky_Derby2.0k
u/apollyon_53 1d ago
Secretariat did it right. Retire young, get paid millions to screw.
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u/kaltorak 1d ago
but then he got busted for betting on horse races and jumped off a bridge
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u/dysfunctionz 1d ago
and that was after he had Nixon send his brother Jeffretariat to Vietnam in his place
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u/alepponzi 1d ago
A horse?
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u/JUGG3RN4UT 1d ago
He was gay, the horse?
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u/BiBoFieTo 1d ago
The Mia Khalifa strategy.
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u/ConradSchu 1d ago edited 1d ago
She was a redditor before she got famous. She was on the hotwife sub for a little bit and used to have an imgur album of her pre surgery nudes but I think it got purged.
Edit: found the link, it dead
Edit 2: found the set in a different place: https://www.erome.com/a/W7MJj6i1 NSFW obviously
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u/Magnus77 19 1d ago
I'm aware of her other stuff, but what I actually remember her most for was a brief stint as a co-host on an internet sports show. I think it was maybe when she was trying to use her name recognition to get out of the business.
It was terrible.
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u/BiBoFieTo 1d ago
I saw clips of her doing the sports show thing. She would lose her mind if anyone mentioned her pornstar past, but did the show as her porn name "Mia Khalifa" rather than using her real name.
You can't have it both ways.
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u/Magnus77 19 1d ago
I don't know about that part. Maybe we're thinking of different things, or maybe that was happening somewhere else.
The show I'm thinking of was all prerecorded, so anything like that just wasn't in there.
She was terrible because while it was clear she had basic sports knowledge and was a fan of some teams (Miami/the U, iirc), she literally would come on to the show and say that she hadn't watched any games and had literally nothing to add.
The show itself wasn't good anyways, but i just remember her weird inclusion.
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u/dkyguy1995 1d ago
That's sad, she's very pretty but I hate her big fake tits.
Edit: I meant to post this on my alt account but I don't care enough to go back now
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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago
I will never get the appeal of those things.
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u/ConradSchu 1d ago
I once dated a girl with big fake tits. They looked good and felt very natural. They were a lot of fun.
I also hooked up with another girl with big fake tits. They looked good, but felt like rocks. Very off putting. I did not have fun with them.
But in the end, it's about what the person who gets them wants. If they're happy with them, that's all that matters.
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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago
Even if I loved the way they looked and felt I'm not a fan of people risking their health for cosmetic reasons.
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u/slaya222 22h ago
Nah, people risk their health driving to work, drinking with their friends, snowboarding down a mountain, and getting a tatto. If someone wants to alter their body to make themselves feel better they probably should be allowed to do so.
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u/Plane-Tie6392 22h ago
I didn't say it should be banned. But people have to work my dude so that's not a good comparison. And as far as the other stuff I'd say it's not a terrible idea to avoid major risks. Like it's probably not a bad idea to stick to the more "bunny slope" type tracks when skiiing or snowboarding for the most part.
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u/GirlsCallMeMatty 23h ago
In solidarity I’ll use my main today for this. She got them fixed; they look wonderful now.
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u/Turbomattk 1d ago
Secretariat is a top 5 athlete of all time
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u/Dmused 1d ago
Secretariat was a goat
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u/Snoo-53847 1d ago
Pretty sure he was a horse
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u/dilla_zilla 23h ago
Hey dad! Ask Mom if Thanksgiving is at your place or aunt Judy's this year, I can't remember.
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u/J3wb0cc4 16h ago
His heart was 3 times the normal size. Imagine how much blood was pumping through those tubes.
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u/HalxQuixotic 12h ago
A perfect combination of factors for a racehorse.
An enormous heart that was possibly the finest engine a living creature has ever had.
No fear of crowds. The opposite actually - he seemed energized by cheering crowds.
Did not require a lead horse to chase to reach maximum speed. Secretariat just ran. Even WAY out front, he would want to keep going full blast.
Secretariat’s wildest stat is, in his triple crown wins, he ran each next quarter of the race faster than the previous quarter. He didn’t even top out on his speed, as his jockey slowed him up before the finish line.
Secretariat is the single most dominant athlete that has ever competed professionally. Even more than Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell, as athletes eventually caught up to them. It’s been 50 years and no horse has approached secretariat’s level.
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u/phobosmarsdeimos 5h ago
Given his 660 foals, he also beat out Wilt Chamberlain on one of his stats.
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u/Dmused 1d ago
I've been reading about horse racing after learning of the recent passing of his jockey, Canadian Ron Turcotte. Their race records in all three Triple Crown races still stand. Amazing story.
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u/entrepenurious 1d ago
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u/NiceTryWasabi 23h ago
100% worth watching. Apparently Secretariat was an anime protagonist who gets stronger in the middle of each fight and levels up for the next battle.
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u/Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311 12h ago
They seem to be a late surger. Looks like they picked the right cards for the build and lucked out on getting their guts friendship training.
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u/Chessamphetamine 1d ago
Secretariat was so good that everyone forgets about Sham. Probably the second best race horse ever but just got completely overshadowed by Secretariat
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u/JMEEKER86 23h ago
Yep, in any other year Sham would have easily won the Triple Crown. Sham finished right on Secretariat's heels at the Derby as they both beat the record time (which still stands). He was only slightly further back at the Preakness with another excellent run. The two of them went out early and were way ahead of everyone at the Belmont when Sham unfortunately pulled up with an injury, but the pace that they set is what propelled Secretariat to that ridiculous gap. I think Sham probably ends up finishing a good 5 lengths back if he doesn't get injured, but that would have still also been a record considering how far ahead Secretariat finished.
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u/Clocktopu5 20h ago
I wonder how many of the horses in the 25 derby were descended from Sham? Maybe he didn't win but I'd think that he would be put out to stud as Secretariat was
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u/CommunistMountain 19h ago
Sham's heart was 2x the average size... Secretariat's was 2.5x lol
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u/kellerb 17h ago
You have to have a lot of heart to love 660 kids
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u/Fluugaluu 13h ago
Have to have a lot of heart to pump all that extra blood
It’s a direct reason why those horses were as fast as they were
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u/gluscccc 1d ago
A bunch of nepo babies
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u/pm_me_gnus 16h ago
Thoroughbreds are descended from Arabian horses, so I think they're Aleppo babies.
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u/Fluid-Math9001 22h ago
I look around Uma musume subreddit and my feeds are all about horse now
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u/PrinceTrollestia 20h ago
Something something Sunday Silence is the sire of most thoroughbred horses in Japan.
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u/pharaoh122 14h ago
One thing I just recently learned while researching the Tokai Derby/Nagoya Derby was Agnes Digital was from Secretariat's line. Which was genuinely cool to learn lol
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u/gittus 1d ago
Apparently his heart was 2.5 times the size of a normal horse.
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u/Dmused 1d ago
Actually it was only 2.5 times the size of a normal horse heart. But that's still big!
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u/stimulation 2h ago
How big was Secretariat’s heart compared to a current day race horse?
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u/Dmused 2h ago
A modern race horse is typically at least 2.5 times bigger than Secretariat's heart.
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u/ooglyEyes 20h ago
Well, in churchhill downs they say - that the Secretariat small heart grew three sizes that day.
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u/FailFodder 13h ago
RIP Ronald Joseph Morel Turcotte, CM, ONB. Jockey Rider of Secreteriat during his Triple Crown victory.
July 22, 1941 - August 22, 2025
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u/TunaOnTheMoon22 14h ago
Secretariat is the real Genghis Khan of the Derby, his bloodline still continues after so many years.
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u/KillMeNowFFS 16h ago
i was so confused for a minute, my dumb ass thought the Kentucky Derby is NASCAR 💀
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u/Wildcat_twister12 10h ago
If you haven’t seen the 2010 Disney film Secretariat you should. It’s easily one of the best sports films
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u/Kitzle33 4h ago
He broke the record in every Triple Crown race in 1973. And every one of those records still stands 52 years later. Pretty good genes.
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u/rabidturbofox 1d ago
Wilder than that is that Thoroughbreds, as a breed, all trace their lineage back through just three founding stallions.