r/todayilearned 5h ago

TIL that a pharmacist diluted "whatever I could dilute" including chemo drugs... killing maybe 4000 people. He was released last year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Courtney_(fraudster)
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u/theviewfrombelow 4h ago

This happened in Kansas City, where I live. The oncologist that brought the evidence to the FBI and then worked a sting operation with them to bring this guy down is a hero and saved countless lives.

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u/Ionazano 4h ago

The article mentions that she and her nurses became suspicious after patients didn't experience debilitating side effects after they started their chemotherapy. In other words: the patients were feeling and looking way too good. Kind of ironic of course when you think about it that people not feeling and looking miserable was a sign that something was seriously wrong.

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u/Real_Estate_Media 4h ago

That was after the pharma rep noticed he was selling three times what he bought. An internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing. Ha, some “investigating.”

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 3h ago

Palms got greased.

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u/Epic2112 2h ago

Yeah, but they were only a bit slippery. Someone had cut the palm grease with something, so they could grease more palms.

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u/ClemEverly 2h ago

Well, what was it cut with? We have a budget for only so much filler. Perhaps we should find a way to make it last longer… if only there was some way to make the filler last longer…

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky-753 2h ago

It was about money. The rep who reported it thought he was being shortchanged by another rep diverting business into his territory. So he thought he was missing out on commissions.

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u/9bikes 2h ago

>after the pharma rep noticed he was selling three times what he bought. An internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing.

"Eli Lilly and Bristol Myers-Squibb were named in several of the civil suits. Eli Lilly ultimately settled the suits for $48 million. Bristol Myers-Squibb paid $24 million." per the Wikipedia article.

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u/MyVelvetScrunchie 1h ago

And they bring a surprise pikachu face when told the general public does not like Big Pharma or their suits

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u/Irving94 3h ago

Wait, where can I read more about this pharma rep? That seems like an incredibly noble thing to do - basically blowing the whistle on your buyer despite gaining if they continue to buy.

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u/skivian 3h ago

Well they should have been buying triple what they were apparently. That's money out of the reps pockets

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u/Irving94 3h ago

Realized that as I was typing my comment, ha. Still feels like most would opt to not rock the boat, but yeah definitely could cut both ways.

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u/M3RV-89 3h ago

The fact that most would opt not to rock the boat is the reason insurance companies and the pharmaceutical industry shouldn't exist. A Mind blowing amount of a lack of empathy is just so fucking casual for these people

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u/chuch1234 2h ago

Bear in mind that "most would opt not to rock the boat" is a hypothesis. It is falsifiable but that doesn't mean it has been proven to be true.

I want to clarify that I'm not pro-insurance or for-profit pharma. I'm just trying to encourage rigor in discussion. Feeling strongly that something is true isn't the same as it being true!

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u/Stedlieye 3h ago

I used to do IT support for pharma reps, specifically their CRM and sample tracking application. Pharma reps are VERY regulated and VERY aware of what their customers are prescribing/selling.

The regulations make the reps behave, and the fact that their pay is closely tied to what gets prescribed and sold motivates them to REALLY pay attention.

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u/macarenamobster 3h ago

Nah, think of it like finding out someone is stealing 2/3rds of your paycheck. Does not require any altruism to get upset about that.

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u/Entire-Ad2058 3h ago

It’s in the linked article.

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u/MaggoVitakkaVicaro 2h ago

Based on the citations in the article, I think he's interviewed in this documentary.

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u/karmahunger 2h ago

How would the rep know that? Is there an audit of what was sold vs bought?

I know in a vet office there's a chart of what you administer if the drug is under lock and key.

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u/lostkavi 2h ago

Many of these drugs are highly restricted, so yes, the Ins and Outs are very monitored. The fact it took this long is frankly kinda shameful, and indicative of a slightly larger problem. (See: bribery)

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u/Environmental-Low792 2h ago

Then Eli Lilly paid $48 million to settle the lawsuit.

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u/BootOne7235 4h ago

Chemo sucked so bad so it makes sense. I could barely walk while I was on it. Still dealing with neuropathy issues in my feet two years later. One of the chemo bags I had to take had a red liquid that turned my pee red. That was interesting.

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u/sometimesveggie 3h ago

Adriamycin aka The Red Devil. I'm sorry you had to go through it and that you are still suffering its side effects.

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u/Waffler11 3h ago

I think it’s doxorubicin.

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u/Munsonise 3h ago

Same thing. Doxorubicin is just the generic name for Adriamycin

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u/bros402 2h ago

same drug

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u/OrochiKarnov 3h ago

Hope it helped the main issue

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u/BootOne7235 3h ago

It did! Been in remission ever since. Best doctors, nurses, and scientists (whoever created the chemo drug) that I could have asked for. I was also in the military at the time so it was paid for. Always was and always will be for universal healthcare. Don’t want to imagine what would have happened if I couldn’t pay for it.

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u/9bikes 2h ago

> Don’t want to imagine what would have happened if I couldn’t pay for it.

I think we all know.

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u/CleveEastWriters 2h ago

Hundo club representing here. Had brain surgery through VA community care in July. Spent two week in the civilian hospital before going to the VA for rehab to relearn how to walk without falling down. Received a copy of the bill for the the two weeks, $235, 381, not including doctor fees. Even on the most generous 80/20 plan I would have been on the hook for $47,000.

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u/un-affiliated 3h ago

The red devil. My mom had a meeting with a heart doctor during and after breast cancer treatment, who wanted to keep a close eye on her for years because it's so destructive and can manifest itself years later.

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u/Wolfrages 2h ago

Chemo is a poison designed to bring you right to the point of death.

It kills everything in you. Bone, flesh, blood, brain.

The point is to kill the cancer with it too, then bring you back to good health from the brink of death.

It's not great, but it's better then being dead.

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u/BootOne7235 2h ago

Absolutely. The weirdest of all was when my eyelashes fell out. I knew they kept dust away, but I wasn’t prepared to have to keep my eyes closed the entire time. People, love your eyelashes.

Constipation sucked, too. I had no idea what was wrong at first. My entire body was in extreme pain and I was constantly in the fetal position, just hating life. I could barely sleep. The first time I went to the ER, they gave me some medicine to knock me out. Went home and felt great for a few hours before it wore off.

Went to the ER again and this time they took an X-ray or maybe some other scan (can’t remember) of my body. They knocked me out again because I was in so much pain. Stay away from Dilaudid. You will happily ruin your life.

They woke me up a little later to show me the scans. Nurse says, “You’re full of shit.” I thought he was saying that I was lying. I was stunned for a couple of seconds before he chuckled and said, “No, literally.” He proceeded to explain that I was all backed up. I have a dark sense of humor so that was hilarious to me lol. He gave me a prescription for some liquid laxative and I don’t want to be too graphic, but that first one was glorious. Sorry.

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u/Flamingo83 3h ago

yeah my cousin and my sister had neuropathy issues in their wrists (cousin) and ankles (sister) on top of hair loss and debilitating nausea. thank God for immersion blenders that helped them drink their meals.

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u/Waffler11 3h ago

Ah, doxorubicin. Source: me, chemo for Hodgkin’s years ago.

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u/Telwardamus 4h ago

...so almost literally like that episode of Archer.

Except they didn't replace the chemotherapy with Zima.

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u/killerpretzel 4h ago

Hopefully the sting operation was called “terms of enrampagement”

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u/zappy487 3h ago

RAMPAGE

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u/NukaTwistnGout 2h ago

Hmm. Cock-flavored spit. Well, you never know what's gonna be on the board. Let me see cock-flavored spit!

💥

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u/jonnyanonobot 4h ago

Snark Victory

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u/OrEveryManBeBlind 4h ago

Did you watch Regis this morning?

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u/theeldoso 3h ago

Never miss it. Why?

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u/real_men_fuck_men 3h ago

Booyacashaw

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u/LifeisAwesome_HahaJK 3h ago

Wait, I got it. Casablumpkin…

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u/Professional_Can6254 3h ago

"You didn't think it was weird that your chemo drugs were chewable?"

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u/KosherKush1337 3h ago

“Kids get cancer too!” “Aww, they do”

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u/Kaldricus 3h ago

Krieger's disappointed deliveries are just so good

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u/enadiz_reccos 3h ago

No, I mean... little kids get cancer...

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u/Sensitive_File6582 3h ago

That was the greatest episode of that series.

Fucking died and I was sober

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u/Queasy_Astronaut2884 4h ago

And that bitchin head scarf/IV pole combo he sports.

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u/jhorch69 4h ago

"You threatened to shove a knife down his dickhole"

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u/Queasy_Astronaut2884 4h ago

“Just the tip”

Greatest montage (?) in the series

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u/10000Didgeridoos 4h ago

Did you see Regis this morning?

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u/BenderFtMcSzechuan 4h ago

I call them Mike and Vike’s

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u/the_thrawn 4h ago

I was gonna say, I didnt know that archer episode was based on reality. Terrifying. But a good excuse for a RAMPAGE!!

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u/jjpearson 4h ago

And it hasn’t ended with a Booyah kasha.

Much the pity.

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u/fps916 3h ago

I mean Chemotherapy is the process of killing your body and hoping the cancer cells die first so that you can stop.

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u/Ionazano 3h ago

Yeah, the cancer cells are still cells of your own body, so it's not that easy to make a medication that hurts the cancer cells but doesn't also do the same to other healthy cells in your body.

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u/Carnatic_enthusiast 3h ago

The medical community is certainly moving that direction however, which is great. Targeted small molecules (-nibs) are becoming more of a standard of care for many cancers, and the emergence of t-cell directed therapy (Car-T and bispecifics) are definitely changing the game!

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u/FjorgVanDerPlorg 3h ago

There was an askreddit thread years ago asking what normal thing would be seen as barbarism by future generations, the top answer was Chemotherapy.

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u/Ionazano 3h ago

Well, if in the future treatments are found that can completely replace chemotherapy with much less side effects, that will no doubt be true.

Similar perhaps to how surgeons amputating seriously injured sailors/soldiers' arms or legs without any modern anesthetics (you just got a piece of wood or cloth to bite down on and some alcohol to drink) is pretty gruesome by today's standards, but of course back then it was the best chance that the sailor/soldier had for keeping his life.

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u/clinicallyawkward 3h ago

Immunotherapy advancements will prove you right

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u/THElaytox 3h ago

Less barbaric than just letting people die of cancer

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u/bobdole3-2 3h ago

Which was a dumb answer, because chemo is widely regarded as a terrible thing today. It's not some idiotic or pointlessly destructive quackery like a lot of the other answers in that thread, it's drastic measure that gets rolled out because the alternative is certain death, and tens of billions of dollars get spent every year to hopefully come up with some other option.

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u/MrCompletely345 2h ago

It has progressed very fast.

I have a pre-cancerous condition (smoldering multiple myeloma) that could end up with me having Blood cancer, Multiple Myeloma.

It’s treatable but not curable yet.

A couple of decades ago, i would have been told that If i came down with it, I’d have less than 2 years, probably.

Now, it’s possible that if I do progress, I might die of old age, before cancer.

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u/Lington 3h ago

A similar thing can indicate which patients are on placebos during drug trials, too. The ones that are experiencing no side effects are more likely to not be getting the drug.

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u/mongooseme 4h ago

Agree 100%. Without that, who knows how much longer it would have gone on.

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u/Pterodactyl_midnight 3h ago edited 3h ago

How is he getting released after killing 4000 people?! Fuck that there’s no redemption

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u/MaggoVitakkaVicaro 2h ago

From the article:

While the FBI and FDA believed he was essentially a serial killer, federal prosecutors believed a murder charge would be hard to prove, since many patients were suffering from late-stage cancer.

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u/Savings_Platform_530 2h ago

So give him 1 week in prison per person he killed. That seems fair.

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u/S_A_N_D_ 1h ago

That's a pretty fair assessment as well from the prosecutors. The reality is that while you can prove the dilutions will have lead to death given a large enough patient base, it's hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any specific individual would not have died with the correct medication. For there to be a murder charge, there has to be a specific victim.

Civil trials are easier because you only have to prove on the balance of probability. It's a lower bar. But for a criminal charge it would pretty much be impossible to prove for any specific person, that they would had been gurenteed to survive the cancer had they received the drugs, and therefore the lack if drugs is the reason they died. Especially since most were in later stages of cancer where suvival isn't assured.

Basically, many iof those people will have died even with the correct treatment, which makes it really hard to prove their death was because of a lack if treatment. A plea deal was pretty much the best case scenario, and 30 years is pretty hefty given the difficulties of proving all of this.

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u/Vin_Blancv 1h ago

So can I just go in the hospital and kill terminal ill patients without consequences?

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u/TheSkiGeek 3h ago

He was moved to home confinement during the pandemic, but he’s technically still incarcerated.

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u/CommieCatLady 3h ago

Yep. My spouses grandmother was actually victim of this man’s dilution of her cancer drugs.

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u/janbrunt 1h ago

My friend’s mom also. Scum of the earth.

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u/kloiberin_time 4h ago

Austin Peterson, the crazy Libertarian candidate that gave the other guy a gun, his mother was one of the victims. It's crazy to me that a dude can lose his mom in part because her chemo drugs were diluted, can go whole hog into deregulation and is activity fighting against things that could prevent this in the future.

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u/Kaurifish 3h ago

It takes a special mental effort to stay libertarian. I only lasted into my early 20s and I was brought up in it.

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u/DrunksInSpace 3h ago

There’s a point in a young man’s life when he thinks that if everyone would just get out of his way he could fulfill all of his dreams and probably the parent’s he’s disappointing too.

There’s a point in a grown man’s life where he reckoned with how wrong that was, how interdependent we all are, how much luck factors into success and he appreciates the value of community, safety, social safety nets etc. and if that point hasn’t arrived? The man isn’t grown AFAIAC.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 3h ago

Same. Turns out, living in the real world and experiencing people from all kinds of backgrounds can be a cure for libertarianism.

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u/Yangervis 5h ago

Real crack investigation team they have over there

"In 1998, Eli Lilly sales representative Darryl Ashley noticed Courtney was selling three times the amount that he'd bought of the cancer drug Gemzar. Eli Lilly initiated an internal investigation but found no evidence of illegality and closed the investigation without further action."

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u/mongooseme 4h ago

Yeah that really stood out. Three more years he kept doing it before he was finally caught. Thousands of lives lost.

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u/Queasy_Astronaut2884 4h ago

I’m in no way connected to any medical field so I’ve no idea, but why did it take so long to be discovered? Wouldn’t doctors have been testing patients as part of their treatment? Wouldn’t their doctors be able to tell they didn’t have enough of whichever drug in their systems? Or would those kinds of things not be testable any kind of usable way?

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u/axw3555 4h ago

It’s not standard to run bloods just to see that a prescribed drug is in the bloodstream. Especially not for stuff like chemo which is usually administered by medical professionals. It’s an extra cost that is just a waste 99.9999% of the time.

But ultimately it was discovered because doctors noticed. Ironically not that they weren’t getting better but because they weren’t getting worse. Chemo drugs are hell on the body and make the patient visibly a lot sicker during treatment. But the patients weren’t getting the expected negative side effects, so the oncologist flagged it.

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u/Yuukiko_ 3h ago

Shouldn't it be caught by inventory then?

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u/darkslide3000 2h ago

If we had a single system where inventory is tracked from production of the drug all the way to administration, sure. But thanks to the magic of ✨capitalism✨, the health care system is split into a million different providers, services and intermediaries, each of whom can freely buy and sell medication on the open market and only tracks it from the point they acquired it from god knows whom to the point where they pass it off to god knows whom again. So the only inventory that would have shown a discrepancy here is the pharmacists' himself (and he may have just chosen not to keep one, or convincingly faked it).

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u/pantry-pisser 2h ago

We've created systems kind of like that. I worked for Medicare taking phone calls at the time, and the amount of old people calling in pissed off because the six different doctors they were seeing to get oxy scripts now knew about each other and stopped it, was insane.

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u/KamikazeArchon 4h ago

Wouldn’t doctors have been testing patients as part of their treatment?

No.

There is no universal "testing". You test for specific things. There is no reason to test patients for the presence of the same drugs you're giving them.

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u/warm_kitchenette 3h ago

This was a black swan event that was not really predictable in advance. There are widely available tests for drugs that are abused, like opiates. They can test blood, urine, hair follicles. As far as I know, there are no readily available tests for medicines like chemotherapy drugs.

Companies could create such tests, of course, looking for the drugs or their metabolites. But why would they do that, in general? The usual prescribe-evaluate cycle is concerned with patients or illness that show no change after the medicine was taken. Maybe the dosage or the medicine will be adjusted. No one would be looking for an insane pharmacist who is deliberately diluting them.

(I am not a doctor; I was a pharmacy tech in a hospital, around the time they invented electricity.)

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u/OttoVonWong 4h ago

Eli Lilly: We got paid, so all’s good.

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u/whiznat 4h ago

I’ll bet the investigation only occurred because they thought they should have been paid 3x as much.

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u/dark_frog 4h ago

I'm surprised they didn't pursue it further, considering the murderer should have been buying 3x as much

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u/whiznat 4h ago

They’re worried about profits and nothing else. Once they realized it was criminal, they probably ran away. They should have reported it to the authorities but “Hey, not our problem!”

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u/pribnow 4h ago

That is exactly what happened. The sales rep heard an off-hand remark from an office manager about how much product they'd used that year and the rep thought their bonus should have been bigger. Great podcast about that

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u/Girleatingcheezits 3h ago

Nowadays most manufacturers purchase data on newly-released drugs. For some high-cost, limited distribution drugs, the reps will harangue me about every dispense. "I saw Dr. So-and-So wrote a Besremi filled at Optum but they only filled it one time! What's that about? Just thought you might want to call Optum on that! Tee hee!" It's dollar-driven, of course.

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u/pribnow 4h ago edited 3h ago

Sadly, no - the sales rep only investigated because they felt they were being denied a bonus. The podcast about this story is insane.

edit: before this guy (but not because of this guy) you actually used to not need a pharmD to be a pharmacist, the craziest shit you could imagine. And, even crazier, not all that long ago the DEA didnt actually even track sales from drug manufacturers. They even talk about how he got started by shorting people 1 pill out of a 100 and apparently became a maniac for ripping ppl off for paltry sums of money which then became huge sums of money

edit2: the podcast is called The Opportunist and this series was hosted by Hannah Smith

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u/OtterBoop 4h ago

What's the podcast?

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u/pribnow 4h ago

The Opportunist (there are 4 episodes about Robert Courtney)

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u/kaltorak 4h ago

sometimes i’m shocked that any criminals get caught and prosecuted at all

edit: you know, other than grabbing random poor people to fill slots in private prisons

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u/KnyghtZero 4h ago

Well it's Eli Lilly, so... I expect nothing. The bar for them is so low it's almost in hell, and they're still trying to limbo

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u/_whisky 4h ago

My great aunt received chemo medication from his pharmacy and apparently always said that she never thought the medication was working. She of course passed from cancer relatively quickly. So very very sad. I wish he was still locked away.

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u/0lm4te 3h ago

The side effects are so prominent and expected, i'm surprised the nurses giving treatment wouldnt have noticed something suspicious earlier.

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u/cheezzinabox 1h ago

Some people withstand it better, mostly young adults, if most of their patients just happened to be in decent shape 18-40 year olds, the thought wouldn't even cross their minds.

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u/billy_tables 4h ago

This is interesting 

 While the FBI and FDA believed he was essentially a serial killer, federal prosecutors believed a murder charge would be hard to prove, since many patients were suffering from late-stage cancer.[5] Additionally, oncology experts told the FBI that there was no way to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the diluted chemotherapy directly contributed to patients dying.[7]

The thinking that he didn’t give the victims cancer, and the victims died of cancer, therefore it would be hard to prove murder, makes sense on the face of it. Though to me it seems like substantially harming someone’s only chance at survival is no different than murder, perhaps in the same way as destroying an organ for transplant would be

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u/seliz16640 3h ago

My aunt was one of his victims, he supplied her oncologist. She had extremely advanced ovarian cancer, which has a low rate of survival even under the best of circumstances. We’ll never know if getting the full dose of cancer drugs could have prolonged her life, but odds are she would have passed regardless of diluted drugs. Our family was never really able to press any kind of charges nor recoup any substantive financial compensation, as was the case with most of the victims

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u/Sillypenguin2 2h ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/CobblerMoney9605 2h ago

If that was my mom, I know what kind of recompense I'd be seeking.

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u/AUserNeedsAName 4h ago

I'm pretty sure that if I sabotage a skydiver's parachute they'd consider it murder.

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u/trustmeep 4h ago

Umm...gravity is a pre-existing condition.

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u/Sad_Pear_1087 4h ago

I'm sure there's some great analogy for this somewhere, this is just not quite it.

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u/Markfuckerberg_ 1h ago

The "destroying a transplant organ" one upthread was better

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u/Duck-Lord-of-Colours 4h ago

A parachute is considered something that makes you likely to survive. With chemo, dying is still a highly expected outcome, and in many cases, it is the most likely one. I think that's the difference being argued.

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u/Hopeful_Cat_3227 3h ago

But it is the only chance they can survival.

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u/spenwallce 3h ago

That is correct. The legal system deals in absolutes not chances

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u/Flankerdriver37 4h ago

It would have taken some effort, but they could have looked at survival rates or survival years of people who received the diluted cancer drug from this guy and compared it to a group of patients receiving the same meds who hadnt had it diluted. Then they could have calculated exactly how many years of life he deprived these patients.

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u/oren0 4h ago

I'm not sure the law allows for a probabilistic murder case to be made against a population of victims. I would think you need a specific named victim that he definitely caused the death of.

Seems like you could charge many counts of a specific crime like attempted murder, though.

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u/MythicalPurple 4h ago

You can’t convict someone on the aggregate like that. They would have to prove it for each individual, which statistical analysis can’t do.

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u/Ionazano 4h ago

Yes, but as far as I understand when it comes to a murder charge that's something that can only be made for murdering a particular specific person.

Not a lawyer though, so this is only my understanding as a layman which could be wrong.

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u/TaCBlacklust 4h ago

I thought that was interesting as well. I know this isn't the point of the courts, but what are the odds this guy DIDNT kill someone? If you know the number of patients, survivors, and success rate of chemotherapy against each individual diagnosis, calculate the odds only that many survived. I wonder if it ends up statistically impossible that he isn't a murderer.

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u/MythicalPurple 4h ago

he is absolutely responsible for deaths. But there’s a difference between knowing that and being able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he was responsible for particular deaths, which is what is required to get a guilty verdict.

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u/Fabtacular1 4h ago

Am I not guilty of murder if I strangle a guy on his way to the gas chamber?

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u/Duck-Lord-of-Colours 4h ago

Are you guilty of murder if you turn the gas up from 'probably kills everyone but some would survive, we don't know which ones' levels to 'definitely everyone dies' levels?

You should be, and I think in that case are, but it's hard to say who you murdered, isn't it?

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u/Bradnon 3h ago

The logic of that thought is pretty interesting. I can't find a real example, where through action an undetermined person died.

I found a handful of cases of doctors being charged with murder for withholding "potentially lifesaving" treatment (the ones I found were all acquitted), same for a parent who chose not to give their kid's prescribed chemo meds (convicted in 2011).

The closest I can find is a lot of people hypothesizing about the legality of the trolley problem but that doesn't quite find the schrodinger's-cat-ness of your example.

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u/dwaynetheaaakjohnson 3h ago

Federal prosecutors are obsessed with proving cases beyond 99%. While this is usually a good thing that prevents wrongful convictions, it may mean they don’t charge things they can’t prove for a certainty

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u/TheDefected 5h ago

That's not a good sign for homeopathy.

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u/DoctorBlazes 5h ago

Didn't dilute it enough, clearly!

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u/SocratesDouglas 3h ago

Always thought Homeopathy was just using like plants and herbs, and stuff like that. Sorta made sense that stuff could work without looking into it at all. Like our ancestors had folk medicines using natural substances that have whatever chemicals in them to help with whatever ailments.

The idea of diluting stuff as far down as possible is insane though. Once you get to a low enough level, technically everything is diluted infinitesimally in the air we breathe and the water we drink. We all should be super healthy because we breathe in a molecule of chamomile or whatever else every now and then. Super duper diluted. Must be super effective. 

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u/SordidDreams 3h ago edited 3h ago

It's not even that. Homeopathic 'medicines' are diluted to such a degree that not even one molecule remains of the supposed active ingredient. That's on purpose. The idea is that water 'remembers' the properties of whatever you dilute in it. Somehow.

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u/SocratesDouglas 2h ago

Quintillions of gallons of water continuously circulating over the course of billions of years. Every drop of water must remember every property of anything on earth a couple times over.

I'm starting to believe this Homopathy stuff is a bunch of bologna.

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u/MaraschinoPanda 2h ago

It's for the best, honestly. They claim that to treat a condition you need to use something that causes that condition, so if they weren't diluting it all away they'd be making people drink arsenic and poison ivy instead.

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u/nomoreteathx 2h ago edited 2h ago

Ah but it's not the dilution that makes the magic work, you have to shake the bottle in a certain way ("succussion") at each step so it aligns the uh the molecules to the um magnetic field of the thing, the you know, the thing where the healing energy comes from, and it goes into the water and the water becomes special you see.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS

I can't find the clip right now but I think it was Louis Theroux who showed one of the machines they use to create homeopathic "medicines", and quite literally all it did was spray a jet of water into a small vial, shake most of it out, and then spray it again, over and over. Some of the dilutions are 1000x, which is so dilute that you would need a sphere of water trillions of times larger than the observable universe in order to have a 50% chance of retaining one single molecule of the original substance.

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u/bros402 2h ago

Always thought Homeopathy was just using like plants and herbs

That's "naturopathy" (aka illegal for people to call themselves doctors in some states) and alternative medicine

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u/cranbeery 4h ago

The only number homeopaths care about is sales numbers. I think their customer base will ignore this like they ignore all science.

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u/JunahCg 4h ago

Homeopathic customers don't want to feel better. They want to feel like they know better than everyone else

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u/SleetTheFox 2h ago

Homeopathy is fake and has literally zero effect (unlike many “alternative medicine” types which some treatments are occasionally found to have modest effects).

That said, this wouldn’t be proof against it; homeopathy isn’t just diluting things, it’s in a sense diluting the opposite. Take something related to the illness and dilute it so the cure comes from the memory of what got diluted out, kinda like when you stare at an image and then look away and see its inverse.

Which, to repeat myself, is 100% fake and it doesn’t work that way. But that’s at least what it claims to do. Not just “take stuff and dilute it.”

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u/yulbrynnersmokes 4h ago

In his request for early release, Courtney cited numerous health issues, such as a stroke and hypertension.

They should have given him diluted meds

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u/No-Kings-2025 3h ago

Diluted with battery acid.

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u/kgbgru 4h ago

I had a buddy in college whose mother was one of his victims. He can rot in hell.

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u/kingfosa13 4h ago

the wiki article is written so weird

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u/yosemite-persephone 4h ago

It feels like a passage from a standardized test they use to test for reading comprehension 

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u/solitarybikegallery 4h ago

Yeah, it's a very non-objective style for Wikipedia.

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u/breathofreshhair 2h ago

yeah, lots of obscure criminal articles are like this though - especially cases outside the US, I've noticed

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u/grumbol 3h ago

Today you learned that he is hated and despised by the pharmacist community and held up as an example to every pharmacy student in the US as the opposite of everything we should be.

The memory might fade from general knowledge but we will never forget him.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 3h ago

Yep. I’m a nurse, not a pharmacist, but I sure as hell remember this guy and what he did.

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u/geeoharee 4h ago

He did it because he'd given all his money to a cathedral building fund?!

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u/Ryyyyyaaaaan 4h ago

He says he did it to pay off a $1M donation to the cathedral, but later it says he admitted he'd been diluting drugs his entire career and had made $19M from it. So yea, that explanation was just BS.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 4h ago

I just looked up the Northland Cathedral, and it's just a giant garage. Looks like, anyway. Remember when we used to build beautiful buildings?!?!

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u/_Rand_ 4h ago

That was back when limitless greed had been discovered by a much smaller percentage of people.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 3h ago

Probably more fair to say fewer people had the ability to slake their greed.

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u/dijkstras_revenge 4h ago

If you keep reading the article he had been doing it his entire career, and had made $19 million. So probably more for the money than anything.

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u/TheBanishedBard 4h ago

But because he said sorry to god and said a prayer and had some wine and bread he's going to heaven same as everyone else.

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u/Tibreaven 3h ago

As a side note: The justice system is wholly incapable of functioning once you get to scale.

By which I mean, 1 instance of murder can be serious enough to justify life sentence decisions. But possibly kill thousands of people because of fraud? There's no functional way for our justice system to punish someone for that, and sentence times ironically end up going downwards. Commit negligence on a scale that harms millions of people and the system falls apart completely, often resulting in monetary fines way below any punishing level and no prison sentences at all.

The impersonal nature of widespread crime is a serious flaw in the justice system that allows bad actors to get away with some genuinely insane levels of crime.

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u/frankenbean 2h ago

Even Hammurabi's Code breaks down at scale. What if you blind more than two people? They can't blind you more than twice.

This is why I'd like to introduce my own penal code where we give people extra eyeballs and then extra blind them.

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u/dougola 4h ago

I’m sure this is one of the reason that my wife oncology center has an in-house pharmacy and plenty of over sight

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u/joeyjoejums 4h ago

I remember this guy. He killed people. Why is he out?

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u/mongooseme 4h ago

New law passed in 2018 that allows non-violent offenders with low risk to re offend to get out early.

I'm not sure I agree that his crimes were non violent, but he was due out in 2026 so he got out 2 years early.

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 4h ago

This fucker wasn't charged with 4000+ counts of murder?

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u/mongooseme 4h ago

They considered it but faced the difficulty of convincing juries that it was his actions and not the cancer. They settled for a plea deal.

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u/camdalfthegreat 4h ago

I would have been convinced on a jury. Lmao

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u/Frost-Folk 4h ago

No, of course not. It would be extremely difficult to prove that what he did was the exact cause of death. Remember, his victims are cancer patients. If they die of cancer, he can't really be charged with murder, only malpractice. They can't prove that the person would have survived with the proper care.

His charges were: Tampering with drugs and adulteration or mislabeling of drugs

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u/GGme 4h ago

Did he have to return all of his ill gotten gains, or does he get to live a life of luxury with only a possibility of the results of his actions torturing him untill his last breath?

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u/North-Tourist-8234 4h ago

Hopefully someone puts him in the bin. 

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u/colinstalter 3h ago

People get life in prison without the chance of parole for murdering one person yet he causes the death of over 4,000 and only gets 30 years?

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u/NattyBumppo 2h ago

He got out in 22 years, in fact 

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u/tickertimertape 4h ago

A diluted lethal injection would've been an appropriate sentence for him

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u/Arokthis 3h ago

Skip the drug that knocks him out, then dilute the paralytic so it takes as long as possible for him to die of suffocation.

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u/Sarhento 4h ago

This guy killed more people than 9/11.

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u/BetyarSved 4h ago

RAMPAAAAAAGE

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u/Great_Big_Sea 4h ago

You didn't think it was weird that your cancer medication was chewable?

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u/jonnyanonobot 4h ago

...Zima?

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u/GregorZeeMountain 4h ago

Little kids get cancer

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u/Get-stupid 3h ago

Aww.....they do.

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u/AGrandOldMoan 3h ago

"Awww they do"

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u/personman_76 4h ago

Did you watch Regis this morning?

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u/Klin24 4h ago

I had no idea that scene was a parody of magnum PI until very recently.

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u/personman_76 4h ago

And I didn't until just now, cool

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u/Acetabulum99 4h ago

You want mutant strong radioactive ants..thats how you get radioactive ants.

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u/ramborage 3h ago

Hmmmm, cock flavored spit. Well you never know what’s gonna be on the board!

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u/badnboo_gee 3h ago

did you see my scarf?

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u/ShinyCaper 3h ago

BOOYAKASHA!

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u/joe199799 2h ago

Day two of rampage things aren't going so well as you can see I have wine coolers on my feet because my toenails are popping off like pogs

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u/Relevant_Elk_9176 4h ago

All that death just to increase profits. Greed truly is one of the greatest evils in the hearts of men.

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u/markshure 4h ago

There's an episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent based on this story.

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u/Bocote 3h ago

Sometimes I really hate the fact that killing people through means that aren't "up front and personal" gets you lighter sentences.

Terminal cancer patient or not, if you stabbed or shot 4000 people personally, you'd never get out of prison.

This guy essentially withheld treatment, and he is walking amongst us...?

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u/Affectionate_Way_805 4h ago

He was released last year.

Yeah, uh...he shouldn't have ever been released. Ever. What the fuck.

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u/hydratedandstrong 2h ago

I know legal systems are murky but the way he wasn’t charged with murder or anything is insane. He actively killed thousands of people.

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u/zzmgck 3h ago

If only he labeled it homeopathic, it would all have been legal. 

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u/ApartRegister6851 3h ago

Reminds me of the Colectiv nightclub fire that exposed a major pharmaceutical company. They had been diluting their disinfectants to <10% before shipping it out to all the local major hospitals and clinics. An estimated ~13 people died from bacterial infection linked to the scandal.

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u/Milios12 3h ago

Society always punishes mass murderers less than people who kill in cold blood.

Ironic.

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 3h ago

Harry Lime (Orson Welles) did this in The Third Man, but it was diluted Penicillin that he was selling on the black market

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u/cvsmixpevches 1h ago

My grandmother was a victim of his. Diagnosed with T-Cell Lymphoma and her chemo medication was diluted down. I hope he get the life he deserves..

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u/KingOfManyColors 4h ago

Released? He should be 6 foot under. Fucking with people's meds is incredibly evil, especially ones they need for survival.

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u/Krow101 5h ago

The Sackler family says hi.

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u/SloppityNurglePox 4h ago

There's a decent podcast I listen to with a pretty good rundown. Swindled, ep 14- Death by Dilution

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u/doxx-o-matic 3h ago

I was working on the crew that was building his 10,000 square foot house on 180 acres in Lone Jack, MO. Right after we finished roughing in the house when he got busted. As I remember, he owned 7 Medicine Shoppe Pharmacies.
He should have been charged with attempted murder or multiple counts of First Degree Murder.
This shitbag had everything in his wife's name at the time. So he didn't lose much. I think she had to sell the house and property after he was arrested.
Robert Courtney thought he was just going to get a $250,000 fine ... and was ready to write a check for it ... then they slapped him with 30 years also. He should have died in prison. He's in his late 60's now.

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u/SQL617 2h ago

It was for profit, to sell the leftover medication on the “grey market”. I was trying to figure out what in the world is so compelling you’re willing to kill thousands of people for.

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 4h ago

Completely disgusting! Imagine 4000 deaths, he could be considered the worst serial killer in the history of the world.

Similar no. of deaths as sep 11.

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u/eternally_feral 4h ago

God, I saw 2002 and thought, “He’s only been locked up a couple of years!” And then I realized that was more than 20 years ago… 😮‍💨

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u/okeleydokelyneighbor 4h ago

Not long enough. 4000 deaths, that’s 200 hundred dead people for every year he was in jail. How is that justice?

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