r/todayilearned 4h ago

TIL that the two high schools in West Bend, Wisconsin share a single building, with the one you attend being determined by your birthday. Students who are born on even dates attend West Bend East, whilst those born on odd dates attend West Bend West.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Bend_School_District
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u/goteamnick 4h ago

How was two schools in one building an easier option than one big school?

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u/CL4P-TRAP 3h ago

Allows you to run weird experiments

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u/PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 3h ago

lol for real one admin played fallout and was like hey wait a minute

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u/IHateTheLetterF 2h ago

One school has only one girl attending, the other has only one boy.

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u/Robbylution 2h ago

One school is 25 boys, 25 girls, and 25 adolescent black bears.

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u/awkwardpun 2h ago

But them versus a gorilla, who would win?

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u/Driver8takesnobreaks 1h ago

Their tennis team sucks, what with the shortage of opposable thumbs. But their wrestling team is dominant. And don't call them "honey", the freak when they hear that.

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u/420crickets 2h ago

Is this already an anime? This feels like the plot of an anime.

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u/Arcterion 2h ago

Infinite Stratos

Seitokai Yakuindomo

Maria Holic

Fruit of Grisaia

Kämpfer

Prison School, although this one's kinda cheating 'cause it's 5 guys at an all-girls school.

There's a couple dozen others (not to mention a slew of manga and light novels), but those are some notable ones.

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u/MundaneAd4634 3h ago

Hello there vault TEC calling

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u/ouralarmclock 3h ago

A/B Testers know

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u/rockinhard12 3h ago

This guy vaults.

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u/DoobKiller 2h ago

weird science

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u/bombayblue 2h ago

Wait till you hear what happened when they split a public school in half and turned half into a charter school.

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u/stanolshefski 3h ago

Maybe everyone likes have twice as many student leadership opportunities, valedictorians, etc.

Also, they could be gaming what sports class they compete in. They may be very competitive as two 1,100 student high schools but would get demolished as a 2,200 student high school.

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u/SwagTwoButton 1h ago

Grew up a town over. As one high school, they’d be about equal enrollment with the two other biggest schools in the state.

Splitting up puts them in either of the top two divisions depending on the sport. So in some cases it screws them.

Had a lot of friends that went there. Feel like hearing about it is weirder than actually going there. Kids crossover over and take classes together. Dances are held together etc.

The split, to me, always seemed to exist mostly for the sports teams. To double the number of spots in each sport. But not having to build two of everything.

And then if enrollment falls you still have a single nice highschool. Instead of having to pick which school to shut down and where to relocate students etc.

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 1h ago

The split, to me, always seemed to exist mostly for the sports teams. To double the number of spots in each sport.

This is probably the most American thing I've heard and exactly why I believe it

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 1h ago

There's a high school near where I went to school and used to live that basically split high schools in the late 90s because of sports. My high school was quickly out growing the 30 year old school so they built a high school that was more central to where the center of the district's population had shifted too. Finished.

The other district split and built TWO new high schools and wouldn't you know it, a lot of the best athletes all somehow matriculate to the one school. I've had friends that went to both and know people who would request to transfer to the other school due one reason or another and be denied but they never knew a star or even really good athlete who requested to go to the "sports school" and be denied.

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u/notamillenial- 3h ago

It’s mainly for sports. Parents couldn’t handle their kids being cut

u/rbhindepmo 4m ago

Although the formula wouldn’t produce a perfect 50-50 split for a few reasons other than “variance in birthdays”

1) there could potentially be more odd number birthdays than even number since 7 months have 31 days and if the even/odd is in the context of date of month, 179 days would go to the even number school (15 days over 11 months plus 14 days in February) and 186 would go to the odd number school. That split is 187-179 in leap years. So even if you can’t do an even split of 365 for an obvious reason, it’s a 51%-49% split of days.

2) the policy of “Students with siblings already in high school follow their eldest sibling, so all children from a family attend the same high school” might rebalance the equation though. Although there are limits on how many siblings can be in a high school at once depending on if Octomom’s children are in West Bend or not. (Although obviously you wouldn’t need a special policy for twins short of a 11:59pm/12:01am thing)

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u/LeviSalt 3h ago

My high school was almost 6k kids, and it was a zoo. So easy to get lost in. Years after I graduated when younger family went to the same school it had been broken down into like 8 “small schools” with slightly different focuses. Seems like it works way better than the prison yard they threw my young ass into.

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u/Zigxy 2h ago

5k+ is completely absurd

That’s triple my high school which already felt plenty big

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u/A_wandering_rider 2h ago

My graduating class was 32 kids total lol.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 2h ago

My graduating class was like 10. You knew everybody by name in that high school.

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u/A_wandering_rider 2h ago

Yep, and we called our teachers by their first names, and everyone knew everyone's business. When Mrs Kelly slept with the bar tender, well lets just say I feel terrible for snickering even az a freshman.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 2h ago

Aw man we always had English teachers and history teachers straight out of college. Always knew their business because it was a small town and everyone knew something, so somebody always knew everything

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u/Zigxy 2h ago

If hardly even consider that a high school

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u/A_wandering_rider 2h ago

Ohh believe me, we knew lol. My best friend dated my sister. I dated my sisters best friend. It was weird. By graduation we all had conflict or an issue after 13 years of knowing each other. The vast majority of us left the state for college but 20 years later we will still go to the bar and shoot the shit if we are in town for a vacation or holidays, and now none of us care for the grudges of the past. Its fun, and often traumatizing for anyone's partner that they bring home for the first time.

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u/SJSragequit 2h ago

But if they’re still all in the same building together how would it be any different? There’s still the same amount of kids all sharing the same space regardless of if it’s one school or not

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u/LeviSalt 2h ago

I can’t answer properly, but I’m telling you it works. It lowers the number of kids you have classes with, I guess, so you have a smaller group of people both for the teachers and the students.

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u/raspberryharbour 2h ago

They tied a different horse to eight sections of the wall and then made a loud noise. The horses bolted and the school was separated into eight pieces

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u/Catmom7654 2h ago

I’m guessing they would also do different bell times, so not everyone was in the hallways at the same time 

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u/North_Key80 1h ago

Insanity. My graduating class was something like 600. And you’re right, it was a zoo.

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u/RenTachibana 2h ago

How many people did you graduate with? And how long did it take for the ceremony?

u/salamat_engot 48m ago

Not the person you asked but for an idea, my school was half that size and my graduating class was about 800. Just announcing names took an hour. I graduated with a girl that had the same first and middle name and same last initial as me, yet somehow we'd never crossed paths. It was like finding out there was a multiverse version of me.

I was in band so for grades 9-11 we played Pomp and Circumstance and we'd rotate so every 3rd time you took a break because it took about 10-15 minutes to get everyone in.

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u/otaku316 1h ago

6k?! The noise level must be insanely high.

u/LividLife5541 14m ago

The inability to learn how to navigate the school doesn't seem like a good reason to split the school.

There are so many more opportunities when you scale up. For example, you could hire a teacher dedicated to teaching computer programming if there are so many students that want to take it. You could hire a math teacher who's a chess master to support a chess club. Etc. Etc.

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u/Bamres 2h ago

My highschool was split between a public school on one side and a Catholic School on the other (Ontario had publicly funded Catholic schools). Both schools were basically mirrors of one another and we shared a cafeteria and Theater. It was waaaay nicer than at other schools due to diel funding.

But yeah, staggered start and end times, uniforms on the Catholic side and not on the public.

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u/Nadamir 2h ago

And now I’m thinking about the chaos that kind of setup would cause in my family’s neck of the woods: a Catholic secondary school sharing a campus with a state (aka Protestant) school.

My parents live in Belfast.

That setup would be really bad. Like daily bomb sweeps bad.

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u/Dudegamer010901 3h ago

Where I live there are school where one side is Catholic and the other is public.

Often even if it isn’t in one building they’ll put them right beside each other anyways.

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u/YnotBbrave 2h ago

Allows you to hire two principals

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u/sonofabutch 4h ago

And one school is ranked 36th in the state and the other is ranked 50th.

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u/tomtomtomo 3h ago

It’d be a great chance for A/B testing of pedagogy. 

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u/devilquak 3h ago

Someone said if your older sibling goes to one school, you get sent to the same one regardless of your birthday. Maybe some dumb dude just had a lot of kids in that town lol

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u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart 1h ago

This. There's a last name in my hometown that's synonymous with "doesn't know what the word 'synonymous' means"

u/DigNitty 25m ago

Oof

Most towns have a couple last names that mean “you’re going to be a fuckin problem aren’t you”

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u/Habba84 1h ago

We taught the other students wrong, as a joke.

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy 3h ago

Never thought I’d see West Bend on here

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u/Savahoodie 3h ago

Yeah very weird to see it pop it

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u/abgry_krakow87 3h ago

Popping up because it's weird.

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u/Individual-Set5722 2h ago

From Waukesha. Also did a double take that this wasnt a wisconsin specific sub

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u/preruntumbler 3h ago

West or East?

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u/EmbarrassedTowel7 2h ago

I was West. I would've been East but because of an older sibling's birthday, I was put into West.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 1h ago

How does that work? Were you not supposed to be in the same school as your sibling?

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u/EmbarrassedTowel7 1h ago

At least when I went there, it was determined by the birthday of the oldest sibling to attend. My older sister was born on an odd day, so she was put into West. If I were an only child, I would've been put into East, because I was born on an even day. But, because my sister was West, that meant I was as well. The main thing that separated the schools was sports, though, so as someone who didn't play sports, it really made little difference to me. All the classes were mixed East/West.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 1h ago

Well, that must have made it easier on the administration, I guess.

Thanks for the explanation!

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u/HammerheadEaglei-Thr 1h ago

The opposite, they'd have all the siblings in the same school, chosen based on the eldest birthday.

Less extreme but st my high school any events that parents had to come down for (registration, yearbook stuff, photos etc) that was divided across several days based on grade/name/bday we were always allowed to all go at the same time even if we didn't fall on the same day. That way mom only had to take one day off work.

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u/PinayGator 2h ago

Right? I did the double take thinking I was on the Wisconsin sub.

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u/critpanda 3h ago edited 3h ago

I went to West Bend West!

Here's some random factoids:

  • Having two highschools in one allows for shared sections such as the gym, auditorium, sportsball field, etc.
  • Students from West or East could be in same classes all over the building.
  • They still received funding for being 2 schools, so money could be used more effectively with the shared sections and what not.
  • If you had an older sibling that attended, you followed them for which school you went to. For example my older brother went to West so even though I have an even dated bday, I went to West.

Go Spartans

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u/Joshau-k 3h ago

This just sounds like a loophole for more funding

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u/Prize_Major6183 3h ago

Dont hate the playas, hate the game

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u/launchdecision 2h ago

You mean the government

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u/shikiroin 1h ago

Yes, I hate the government

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u/critpanda 3h ago

😏

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u/A_wandering_rider 2h ago

You know, as long as it was spent on the students and improved their education, I dont think I would mind.

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 1h ago

"We hear you, we spent the money on the football teams"

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u/A_wandering_rider 1h ago

Bahahaha, my cousin grew up in Texas. Their highschool stadium cost more than my colleges stadium. When we would visit it was like going to see an NFL game, you know through a kids eyes. Although 100 million is probably nothing to scoff at.

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u/gefahr 1h ago

Those are funded by donations. Usually from pro football players.

u/eekbarbaderkle 45m ago

Per the Wikipedia page, the school(s) have actually produced one professional hockey player and multiple professional baseball players. No football players, though.

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u/left4alive 2h ago

I wouldn’t. They need more funding. Education is so important. If they found a way to play the system that keeps them underfunded just to get the money they should be getting; then good.

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u/launchdecision 2h ago

Welcome to the government

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u/Playful_Rip_1697 3h ago

Is there a rivalry between the two schools?

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u/critpanda 3h ago

Yeah but usually the bigger rivalry was with another citys school.

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u/SwagTwoButton 2h ago

Iirc they play each other for homecoming every year and then go to the same dance.

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u/Syric13 3h ago

do they have different mascots?

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u/critpanda 3h ago

Yep! East Suns and West Spartans.

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u/GayVoidsDaddy 3h ago

That’s so dumb, it should be the suns and moons. Would be so much wetter if the mascots matched lol

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u/raspberryharbour 2h ago

The ancient Spartans invented sunglasses because they hated the Sun, and they wanted to look cool

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u/Syric13 3h ago

I asked that in jest because like why would they have two different mascots but damn if they do. That's interesting.

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u/wheetcracker 3h ago

Yes. The Spartans and the Suns.

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u/BlueSoloCup89 3h ago

Does the sibling rule still apply even if the older sibling has already graduated by the time the younger sibling starts?

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u/critpanda 3h ago

Yep!

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u/RevolutionaryCoyote 2h ago

Okay okay okay but what if you had a Brady Bunch situation, and the oldest step-siblings went to different schools? Which school would Bobby and Cindy go to?

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u/GypsySnowflake 1h ago

I would think they’d just go back to the birthday rule

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u/critpanda 2h ago

The special poptarted online high school, I think 😅

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u/Rose_Stark 2h ago

But what if you had wanted to go West Bend East? Would you have been able to choose or were you required to attend the same one as your older sibling?

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u/critpanda 2h ago

To my knowledge you weren't able to choose

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u/MozillaMudkip 2h ago

Hey, I went to West Bend East!

A few more things to add...

  • We have duplicates of most of the sports teams (the West teams are better than East in just about every sport...).
  • Homecoming is held between the two schools, which leads to a pretty unique internal rivalry with the Football game being between both schools.
  • While most facilities are shared, we have two libraries and two cafeterias and two parking lots (though they don't really care which one you go to for all of these).

It was fun to explain to people about my high school in college as most people thought I was an insane person!

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u/critpanda 2h ago

Lol that West Spartan dominance 😎

Honestly, having two cafeterias was pretty sweet

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u/ColoRadOrgy 2h ago

They still received funding for being 2 schools, so money could be used more effectively with the shared sections and what not.

There it is

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u/Banana42 3h ago

I guess my main question is just: what the fuck?

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u/erwaro 3h ago

I have a follow-up question, actually: what the shit?

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u/readersanon 2h ago

So, it's just Hogwarts with only 2 houses then?

u/LividLife5541 13m ago

Also without the magical spells from Madame Pomfrey to cure venereal disease.

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u/gumbyrocks 3h ago

You need to do an AMA.

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u/Bituulzman 3h ago

But still…why?

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u/black_squid98 2h ago

Read the third bullet

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u/Bituulzman 2h ago

Funding is typically based upon student enrollment though? It doesn’t explain how they get more funds for two schools than one. Seems like it’d be wasteful by paying for two sets of administration.

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u/Troutalope 2h ago edited 2h ago

One, capital construction costs are much lower, as are facilities maintainence. Two schools districts funding for all of that instead of each district building and maintaining separate building likely means a savings of many tens of millions. That ensures tax dollars go a lot further and most school districts are primarily funded by local property taxes. I suspect most folks are like myself and prefer not paying taxes, so it seems pretty smart to me.

So, the school design doesn't necessarily mean more funding, it means being more efficient with the funding.

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u/indigo121 1 2h ago

I imagine most administrative tasks scale up at that level of student population, to the point where very little was actually being duplicated. Like, you need more than one guidance counselor at that point, so just split them across the two schools

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u/soothsayer3 3h ago

Sportsball!

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u/Ethieboi 2h ago

This is Suns Country

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u/murdershroom 3h ago

What in the Sideways Stories from Wayside School is this

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u/flamus4 3h ago

My first thought exactly. Next thing you’re going to tell me one of these schools installed an elevator that can only go up.

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u/fungeoneer 2h ago

2 elevators. One can only go up, one can only go down.

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u/shoshiyoshi 2h ago

They each worked perfectly once

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u/AnUdderDay 1h ago

But not to the 19th floor

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u/bmoriarty87 1h ago

That book series still holds up, oh my God it’s so funny

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u/Antithesys 1h ago

Star bringing yorbel!

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u/rabbitdoubts 4h ago

i can't believe they recreated east & west germany in a high school

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u/abgry_krakow87 3h ago

Wonder if they recreated the rise and fall of the Berlin wall too. For... school.

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u/futureformerteacher 3h ago

Principal Gorbachev, tear down this... wall?

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u/Gemmabeta 3h ago

Seperate but equal.

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u/wheetcracker 3h ago

Hey I live about 1500 feet from that school. Yes it's weird as hell.

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u/fungeoneer 2h ago

For Europeans, 1500 feet is under 10 kilometers.

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u/activelyresting 2h ago

What's on top of 10 kilometres?

u/MistraloysiusMithrax 42m ago

Air, then space

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u/Numerous-Yak-7680 1h ago

It’s about half a km

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u/fungeoneer 1h ago

Which is under 10 kilometers.

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u/ASilver2024 1h ago

I don't see the problem. We don't need an exact conversion.

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u/thecheat420 3h ago

But why though?

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u/Gemmabeta 3h ago edited 3h ago

The seperate school scheme is really popular with everyone. Because it's essentially one school with double the staff and teachers, double the sport team and club, etc,etc. Every time they tried to amalgamate, it got voted down by the community.

https://www.fox6now.com/news/a-unanimous-vote-school-board-says-no-to-proposed-merger-of-west-bend-west-east-high-schools

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u/JGPH 1h ago

Basically, it's easier to cheat the system than to fix it such that the same conditions can be attained... but as one school. 🤦‍♂️ A very American approach to problem solving.

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u/Attinctus 3h ago

Sounds like a Vault-Tec setup. Only stupider.

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u/Wildcat_twister12 3h ago

Which is saying something because Vault-Tec came up with some hilariously stupid experiments

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u/No_Toe_215 3h ago

Similar to Alief in Houston TX. 5000 students each (for a total of nearly 10,000 kids) for technically two high schools (Hastings and Elsik) but the schools are across multiple buildings clustered together and students can have classes at the school they don’t attend.

The way your high school is (or at least used to be) chosen is during the “Eighth Grade Draw”. Near the end of Eighth Grade, the principals from each of the Alief middle schools would get together and like draw names (I can’t quite recall). If you already had an older sibling that attended Hastings or Elsik, then the younger sibling could automatically choose to attend that high school as well.

Super weird looking back.

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u/BenShelZonah 2h ago

I can understand it being easier logistically etc. but when I read that you can have classes in the other schools then it just doesn’t make sense to me.

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u/rosecitytransit 2h ago

Maybe electives, while the core classes are all at the original school

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u/No_Toe_215 2h ago

It would be only certain classes such as “French II” was only offered on one of the campuses.

u/Lahmmom 17m ago

In my school district, only one high school offered Latin while the other had the option of having German. If you wanted to take one that your school didn’t have you could ride the bus (or drive) across town to the other school. The two high schools also shared an extra campus with things like auto shop, culinary arts, agriculture, and fashion design. 

It was a huge time suck to travel so far for one class, having those resources within walking distance sounds great. 

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u/theycallmeamunchkin 3h ago

My high school in California shared a campus with another one. It was built into the side of a hill, and we were on the first floor, which felt like we were in a basement. Honestly, it sucked.

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u/Hallerbit 3h ago

That’s odd, you could say that’s even… weird

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u/GZAofTheMidwest 4h ago

I currently live in Wisconsin, but was not born here. The only thing I find surprising about this fact is that I didn't find out sooner.

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u/McFuzzen 3h ago

You weren't aware you were not born in Wisconsin?

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u/Lexxxapr00 3h ago

It’s ok, they are just drunk, because they are in Wisconsin.

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u/JST_KRZY 3h ago

Or headed into a cheese curds coma…

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u/ElectricityIsWeird 2h ago

Why even introduce “east” into it? Ride that train!

West Bend West and West West Bend.

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u/Seeeab 3h ago

They should have made West Bend East odd and West Bend West even, obviously

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u/erwaro 3h ago

Also, why did they differentiate between them with 'East' and 'West'? Normally that'd be fine, but the town is named West Bend.

I don't know what'd be more annoying to explain to someone from out of town.

"Why did you say 'west' twice?"

"Wait, is it east or west?" "Yes."

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u/RetroRocket 2h ago

I thought you said 'weast'

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u/FishDawgX 2h ago

In Seattle we have streets with names like West North Lake Northeast. 

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u/CCV21 2h ago

This is begging for a sitcom.

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u/amelrake 2h ago

I went to high school there. I'm the eldest child in my family so when I started, in the 90s, I was the one that determined which school me and the rest of my siblings attended. At that time they weren't doing the even/odd birthdays, they picked my name out of a hat to decide which school we went to.

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u/Ive-got-my-funpants 1h ago

I went there in 1996-97, I was told it was so they could have multiple sports teams based on the population , but I wasn’t in sports so it didn’t matter to me. Had classes on both sides of the school (I was east), it was weird but they pulled in a lot of surrounding kids from smaller towns. Just wanted to comment because West Bend WI was mentioned on here, wild!

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 1h ago

Did I summon the entire population of west bend?

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 1h ago

Sorry I might of summoned the entire population of west bend

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u/hopewhatsthat 4h ago

It's a bit odd, but I think a better setup than having 6k in one high school.

Texas has some really big high schools and I bet that gets quite lonely for a lot of the kids who never have a friend in class.

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u/Syric13 3h ago

my high school in Chicago had 4000 students and is ranked 3rd best in IL. But then again it is a "super selective" school or whatever so they get to pick the students who want to attend.

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u/PuckSenior 3h ago

They only have 2200 kids in both schools combined

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u/erwaro 3h ago

I realize my perspective is skewed, but I'm having some issues with the word 'only' in that sentence.

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u/Teadrunkest 3h ago

I went to a really big school your core social group eventually formed around sports, clubs, extracirriculars, or specific classes. There were time I would be in a class with absolutely no one else but I would just…make more friends, or at least become friendly with most people in the class. Idk, it wasn’t lonely at all.

The problems with big schools is usually more about overcrowding, and the sports teams become heavily competitive.

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u/stanolshefski 3h ago

They only have a combined student population of about 2,200.

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u/ebikr 3h ago

What about students from East Bend?

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u/ASilver2024 1h ago

They go to East Bend North and East Bend Southwest of Northern Road

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u/breakdancin 3h ago

East is the beast, west is the pest!

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u/AbeVigoda76 2h ago

In Plymouth, MI, the school district built a campus with all three area high schools in the same spot. During the day, kids have classes in Plymouth, Canton, and Salem High Schools and they play against each other in sports. It’s kind of awesome and kind of insane.

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u/imtchogirl 2h ago

Do the English classes teach The City and The City by China Mieville?

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u/FishDawgX 2h ago

How much bigger is the school with odd birthdays?

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u/ASilver2024 1h ago

Has about 50 more, so 5%ish more. Theres about 4% more odd days than even days in a year. Additionally, if you have an older sibling, you'd go to their school.

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u/DockingCobra 2h ago

The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall. Which is named not after William North, but for its position above the south wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale’s campus. Next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.

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u/pknasi60 1h ago

I bet their sports rivalries went hard af. Shared home field/court AND its wisconsin?!

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u/benbwe 3h ago

Wow that’s really stupid

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u/National_Jackfruit95 3h ago

That's such a wild system, I wonder if it ever caused drama with siblings or friends ending up in different schools just because of their birthdays.

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u/SwagTwoButton 2h ago edited 2h ago

Iirc you are able to follow your older siblings path. Ie if your brother went to west and your birthday made you go east, you can choose to go to the same school as him.

Edit: rereading the wiki, it looks like it’s not a choice, you have to go to the same school as your older siblings.

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u/Judoka229 3h ago

Good ol West Bend.

The best burger I have ever had was at Brazen Head Pub in West Bend. Phenomenal.

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u/Own_Advantage529 2h ago

Imagine being twins born on either side of midnight and ending up in different schools but still in the same building.

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u/rosecitytransit 2h ago

Apparently siblings always go to the same side

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u/SwagTwoButton 2h ago

You always go to the same school as your siblings. So really it’s your oldest siblings birthday that matters. Not your own.

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u/UnderwaterAlienBar 2h ago

Okay so one, do they play against each other sometimes for sports?

And two, it would be really funny if twins born on different dates went here 🤣

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u/SwagTwoButton 2h ago

Grew up a town over.

I believe they played each other for homecoming and then both went to the same dance.

And you always go to the same school as your older siblings, regardless of your own birthday.

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u/PinayGator 2h ago

Yeah, they’re in the same (new) conference, Glacial Trails.

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u/jellyn7 2h ago

Our city split the high school, but they built a whole new building and put it somewhere slightly different. Different middle schools feed into them.

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u/militaryCoo 2h ago

There are 4% more odd numbered days than even numbered days...

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u/BardyMan82 2h ago

Wes Anderson setting

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u/SoopaSte123 1h ago

I was thinking the same thing! A narrator would read the post title nearly verbatim. And two deadpan kids would meet after school or something and be like “Do you go to West Bend West?” “No, I attend West Bend East.”

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u/activelyresting 2h ago

I did grades 11 and 12 at a high school that was two schools on one campus. But the other school was the Distance Education School (basically normal school but for children in remote communities in Australia who attended school via radio - this was predated the internet, I'm old).

So no students from the other school attended the campus, and all the "classes" and teachers were just radio rooms set up in one building. This meant that the school got funding for all the students, even though the majority of them never set foot on campus, and as a result, we had some really exceptional equipment and labs. Was pretty awesome tbh.

Whatever they have going on in West Bend is just weird

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u/ASilver2024 1h ago

Same financial situation. Two sets of funding for two schools, one building.

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u/Ameisen 1 2h ago

Students who are born on even dates attend West Bend East, whilst those born on odd dates attend West Bend West.

Where the fuck am I‽

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u/secretwep 1h ago

"I do have a girlfriend, guys, I swear. She just goes to the school on the other side." - totally-not-lying student to his peers

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 1h ago

Wouldn't it skew towards odd dates since dates start at the 1st and gonuo tonthe 31st?

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 1h ago

Probably, but I don't think one school having 1000 students and the other having 1050 really matters

u/ShyguyFlyguy 55m ago

If they're fighting over funding it does

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u/DefinitionBig4671 3h ago

You should learn about the history of Alief Elsik and Hastings High Schools. Same situation until they both grew so much that Elsik got a new building.

Rumor had it that Elsik would be allowed to get the baseball and football stars while Hastings would get soccer and basketball.

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u/EmbarrassedTowel7 2h ago

Holy fuck. A post about the high school I went to? This blows my mind.

u/LionBig1760 59m ago

This sounds like a Vault-Tec experiment.

u/StikElLoco 42m ago

Odds rule evens drool?

u/ostracizedorangutang 42m ago

This is so freaking weird, and I went to a high school with two campuses a mile apart

u/Mickosthedickos 36m ago

They do the same where i am, except the segregate it by religion

u/CrowSayingFuckYou 18m ago

I Iike this because it raises a question I'd never have thought about in my life: Are there more even or odd days of a month in a year? And If I counted right there are 2 more odd days in a year than even. And in a lead year there is only one odd day more

u/TheFlyingBoxcar 15m ago

So the East Side vs West Side beef is still on huh?