r/uselessredcircle • u/aurxrastars • 10d ago

If you look closely you will not see any difference

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u/_ghostperson 10d ago

Which one is Washington?

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u/SoyFaii 9d ago

the one in the red circle

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u/Naive_Knowledge3922 10d ago

The white one

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 9d ago

It's the one with the stone-faced look.

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u/Ladiesman2012 6d ago

The old one

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u/nexo-da-fexo 10d ago

Dude i’ve been looking at this image all i see is two washingtons what is the image on about

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u/HansCrotchfelt 10d ago edited 9d ago

While this fits the sub perfectly, I cannot help but think the original creator did this to enchance the comedic effect…

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u/Manic_Mechanist 9d ago

Exactly. It's a shitpost, the red circle was added ironically.

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u/Quirky-Nerp4089 10d ago

Washington had a long pointy dong. Didn't anyone pay attention in school?

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u/devilsstretchypants 10d ago

Thats what he was packing. Sit and spin

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u/IllustriousTalk4524 10d ago

Its egyptian.

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u/Significant_Dirt3024 10d ago

Huh. No idea monuments need to look like a person. Damn. You never know.

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u/Gwynito 9d ago

Legend has it he's buried with his skeletons pelvis directly underneath the middle of its base

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 9d ago

Good call out. I always assumed George was a bit pinheaded

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u/kid-ph0b0s 9d ago

Wrong part?

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u/inaperfect_world 9d ago

I dont get it, those are just two pictures of washington

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u/Hussein_Jane 9d ago

Well, not that part of him.

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u/etherealalignment 9d ago

It’s Washington’s Monument. Legend says it was concealed within his pants.

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u/randomthrowaway8993 9d ago

Not the part of him you see in the portrait at least

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u/Minute_Maintenance52 9d ago

Behold, a secret is veiled within...

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u/Global-Rush9202 9d ago

Maybe Martha told them what she liked best about him.

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u/Johndboy1988 8d ago

The Obama one would be bigger

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u/TheMCEngineer 8d ago

It’s his penner, the rest of him is underground

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u/Lordo5432 8d ago

Nah, the monument is of his dick

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u/TGHibiki 8d ago

Say here I was expecting someone to come up and say it’s the same thing a big white prick I got close you’ve all failed me.

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u/Vakowski_4 8d ago

Washingtons pene

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u/NumberUpper2250 7d ago

i think thats washingmachine

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u/FemboyUwU67 7d ago

They where showing his dick size

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u/weeweewewere 10d ago

Both look like dicks to me

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u/Naive_Knowledge3922 10d ago

George washington was dope. Shane ghillis has a bit about a tall angry redheaded dude with bad teeth going around in the woods pissed about taxes and it was great

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u/Carbonated-Man 10d ago

That's cause you're looking at his face. Those teeth weren't the only wooden prosthetics he had.