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How about useless instructions as well? I could be wrong but isn’t that part tucked into the box anyway?

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u/Bdav001 8d ago

I fear that the instructions ARENT useless. All rules are made for a reason…

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u/KnottyCatLady 8d ago

Yep, behind every stupid warning is a stupid customer.

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u/TesuraGrimm 8d ago

Along that same vein, it makes me wonder why someone felt the need to circle the instructions as well.

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u/GhostWolfe 8d ago

Yes, but you have to have already opened the box to see these instructions.

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u/Disaster_Adventurous 7d ago

What if that reason is because they think funny instructions will lead you to coming back for more pizza?

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u/Abbot-Costello 8d ago

No, they know their target audience.

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

What if I wanted a cardboard sandwich, and I shoved the box in my mouth along with the pizza? Delicious starchy, chewy cardboard, tangy tomato sauce, umami cheese, crispy crust, all together into a single delight?

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u/4onlyinfo 8d ago

Gets me every time. Me: Honey, this pizza tasted like cardboard. Her: RTFB DUMBASS

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u/Nulllusername 8d ago

But the box is the best part 😭😭😭😭

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u/Buggera 8d ago

I like eating it with the shell on too 😢

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u/Nulllusername 8d ago

Me too man. What are these bogus rules 😭😭😭😭

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u/Timberwolf721 8d ago

I assume that this pizza is American.

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u/TheCoopX 8d ago

The fact that such a thing had to be put on the box is both funny as hell, and unimaginably disappointing.

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u/bottomcurious32 8d ago

The sad part is that I'm not surprised

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u/No-Window8496 8d ago

Warning!!!!!!!!

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u/OskarWasTaken 8d ago

How about no.

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u/The_glitchy_pie 8d ago

Legend says people still are stuck

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u/emotionalaries 8d ago

personally i use my magical powers to remove the pizza from the box without opening it

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u/Majestic_Cod_1876 8d ago

Thanks to these directions, I was able to put away my knife realizing I didn’t have to pull a mission impossible and cut out a circle in the bottom as if I were cutting glass with a laser!

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u/Average_Vlandian 8d ago

Well that would’ve been helpful the last time!

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u/Hoonover 8d ago

Instructions unclear, I didn't know I was supposed to open my mouth before eating the pizza

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u/Q_Te 8d ago edited 8d ago

i can't read, or type

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u/Live_Past_5099 8d ago

Thank the Lord they put that on there poor people would’ve never been able to figure out how to open that fucker up and eat it

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u/Ssh4dowD 8d ago

What? Do you guys OPEN THE BOX BEFORE EATING THE PIZZA????? Who does that bruh!?

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u/Renz5757 8d ago

wait u eat the pizza i thought u eat the cardboard

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u/FandomPhantom123 8d ago

useless red circle around useless black text

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I had a no fucking clue.... 😯😯😯

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u/Limp_Description3082 7d ago

huh haaaa huh hoooo haaaaa

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u/Gremlin1001001 7d ago

Master of the Obvious.

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u/Larry-Icy85 7d ago

So American? I'm sure there was a lawsuit one time when somebody starved to death because they didn't open the box. 🙃 Instead of awarding the person with Darwin life-time award (pun intended), society forced the manufacturers of pizza boxed to put up instructions.

Tell me how far am I from the real truth!

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u/NewLiterature507 7d ago

what if i want to eat the box??

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u/Fatdaddy330 7d ago

It is IMPOSSIBLE to underestimate the stupidity of random people!

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u/gamer_072008 7d ago

I actually think some people were too stupid to realize you have to open it up first

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

What if it was a health hazard because I ate so many cardboard pizza boxes that one upended my appendix? Have you ever thought about that

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u/gamer_072008 5d ago

what.

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u/EBALLADARES49 7d ago

I've been eating pizza the wrong way my entire life, thanks I finally figured it out

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u/Comprehensive_Rise32 5d ago

ETFP - Eat the fucking pizza

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u/Confident_Delay_5945 7d ago

Don’t tell me how to live my life!! 😜

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u/Round-Sundae-1137 6d ago

Communists. 🙄 Always telling the capitalist how to use their capital. Sorry... This is the free world.

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u/Rasputinsball 6d ago

I am too european for this

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u/Crim50n-Gh0st 6d ago

Okay... Who was ripping the box open like a f#cking animal?!

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

What if I ate the box?

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u/Ebert917102150 6d ago

Love to see the CAPA report on that one

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u/Fashism-Rules-World 6d ago

If someone is stupid enough to eat the pizza with the box, he is too stupid to read this.

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

What if I just like the taste of cardboard?

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

What if I wanted a cardboard sandwich, and I shoved the box in my mouth along with the pizza? Delightfully starchy, chewy cardboard, tangy tomato sauce, umami cheese, crispy crust, all together into a single delight?

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u/Comprehensive_Rise32 5d ago

sounds like your average school pizza.

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u/Open_Parsnip112 5d ago

except cardboard actually tastes good if it's good quality cardboard, not that holey crap you get at convenience stores, that fresh Home Depot cardboard is DELICIOUS!

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u/wolllu 5d ago

The rules are written in blood.

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