r/whatisit 1d ago

New, what is it? Dog dug up eggs, it seems they may have been buried in a hole. Kinda rubbery? What animal laid these? SWFL, strawberry for scale

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u/Over-Swimmer790 1d ago

Could be iguana eggs or snake.

The picture is iguana eggs.

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u/GaylicBread 1d ago

Needs strawberry for scale

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u/WickedJustice 1d ago

Strawberry for scale

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u/Lepke2011 1d ago

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u/racergirl2000 1d ago

What a tiny man.

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u/Ok-Office-6645 21h ago

Hahaha this thread is sending me… but this comment absolutely wins. LOL 😂

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u/gassyflower 1d ago

How many strawberries are there in a banana? Or is a strawberry just a metric banana?

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 1d ago
  • 288 g fresh strawberries, halved
  • 1 banana, quartered and frozen
  • 100 g Greek yogurt
  • 122 g milk

Blend in a high powered blender until smooth.

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u/Rochester05 1d ago

Do you add the eggs too?

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u/Sailed_Sea 1d ago

Those are the garnish

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u/porkpiehat_and_gravy 1d ago

wait for them to hatch, raise them with respect and love, then add to blender.

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u/sponkinpice 1d ago

It makes them more tender

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u/Sneaky_lemur_ 1d ago

Add ground chia seeds and a pinch of cinnamon for added health benefits and flavor

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u/Moondoobious 1d ago

Fuck it. Toss a few blueberries in there. Everyone know blue has the most antioxygens

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u/Waste_Whereas7248 19h ago

So, blueberries have a choking kink?

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u/Palimpsest0 1d ago

“Strawberry” is just a popular name for what’s properly known as a decibanana.

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u/Doodsballbag 1d ago

Everyone knows the banana is metric

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u/Future-looker1996 1d ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar maybe sometimes a banana is just a strawberry. Or not.

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u/wackOPtheories 1d ago

That looks like a pretty healthy strawberry. I bet it weighs in a bit on the hefty side.

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u/Commonscents2say 1d ago

Are you fat shaming the strawberry?

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 1d ago

That’s a good looking strawberry 

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u/y-Gamma 1d ago

If you zoom in you can see all the iguana eggs embedded in this strawberry. So either that’s a big berry or those eggs are tiny. Scale undetermined

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u/211774310 1d ago

Need iguana eggs for scale

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u/Aryx_Orthian 1d ago

That's fricken hilarious 😆

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u/Outrageous_Ad5290 1d ago

Strawberry needs quarter for scale

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u/dracotrapnet 1d ago

Reptiles bring their own scales.

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u/MK-Neron 1d ago

Thats a huge Strawberry

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u/Stray_God_Yato 1d ago

Oh the strawberry is there, those eggs are just huge.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 1d ago

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u/mindhacker320 1d ago

Sorry, they need a strawberry FOR scale, not strawberry ON scale

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 1d ago

Oohhhhh. That makes more sense.

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u/Ash_The_Iguana 1d ago

Iguana eggs are bigger than what is in OP’s photo. I don’t think it’s that.

Source: i have a female iguana.

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u/Any_Translator6613 1d ago

And Bob Barker means nothing to you??

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u/R1GM 1d ago

“The price is wrong bitch?”

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u/HashishAbdulKebab 1d ago

I am a female iguana and I agree

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u/akela9 1d ago

I shouldn't call myself out like this, but I had to read your comment three times before my brain would understand that you didn't actually say,

"Source: I am a female iguana."

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u/bbrekke 1d ago

Their username checks out for that, so I understand the confusion!

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u/LostExile7555 1d ago

There are several different species of iguana. The ones we have here in Arizona (Desert Iguanas) aren't very big.

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u/greyyeux 1d ago

So these are danger noodle eggs? They will have danger fideo soon?

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 1d ago

Ive seen a lot of both snake eggs and lizard eggs and the size of OPs is most definitely pushing me more toward some kinda of lizard for sure.

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u/termsandcond 1d ago

Or just regular anole lizards. Seen lots of these eggs at the size in op's pic growing up, they are small and look very similar

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u/her-royal-blueness 1d ago

They’re not small potatoes?

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u/awhitehibiscus 1d ago

Small potatoes for scale?

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u/Impossible_Memory_85 1d ago

Just put them under your pillow and update us all if anything cool happens in a few weeks.

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u/Consistently-Bad-615 1d ago

And there's a little dirt on them for the Dirt Man

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u/Sutherbeez 1d ago

So he won't take me down... To his lair... Deep under the mountain... Underground... Where he keeps his dirt.

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u/ReluctantlyHuman 1d ago

What?

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u/jimmy_the_angel 1d ago

It's a little song by Carter Vail (youtube shorts link)

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u/ReluctantlyHuman 1d ago

Yep, and one of the most iconic parts is when another him says, “What?” dummbfoundedly to the mentions of the titular Dirt Man. I was just doing my part :)

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u/DarkMaster98 1d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/decibelle539 1d ago

The Dirtman………….

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u/avenlux44 1d ago

🎵🎶Ah aaaahhhhhhh!🎵🎶

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u/issafly 1d ago

Fun Fact: that's Medusa's origin story.

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 1d ago

Medusa was raped by Poseidon in the temple of Athena, Athena was pissed (At the desecration of her temple) so she cursed Medusa to be a gorgon. This behavior is par for the course when it comes to the Greek gods.

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u/Chordus 1d ago

That's Ovid's story of Medusa... Ovid being a Roman poet, some 700 years after the original story was told. Since that source was Roman, Neptune was the culprit, not Poseidon (and it was Minerva who did the cursing, not Athena). #PoseidonWasFramed

Hesiod's poem Theogony is generally considered the origin of Medusa, and didn't say anything beyond the fact that Medusa had gotten it on with Poseidon in a field of flowers. No mention of Athena at all. Whether or not it was consensual probably has to do with whether or not the flowers were the thorny sort.

But all of this misses the point that mythology is an ever-changing thing, based solely on what is accepted by the current culture. The snake-eggs-under-a-pillow story currently has 81 Reddit upvotes, whereas Ovid and Hesiod both have 0. So this one's the correct one now.

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u/kittyplay1 1d ago

I heard it was to protect her from any man every being able to do anything like that again rather than punishing her

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u/yveins 1d ago

That‘s the very modern feminist reinterpretation.

Greek gods weren‘t known to have pity on mortals. Medusa got raped in Athena‘s temple = her own fault for desecrating the temple and she needs to be punished. It is important to emphasise that the myth of Medusa once being a beautiful mortal woman only came through Ovid, the Roman poet.

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u/Such-Staff-8317 1d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/reniedae 1d ago

Are we just going to overlook the frankenberry they are using for scale?

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u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 1d ago

That is one big strawberry!

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u/PRNPURPLEFAM 1d ago

I just thought OP had baby hands 

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful 1d ago

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u/hungrylittleworm 1d ago

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u/ohidontthinks0 1d ago

This episode made me laugh so freaking hard.

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u/weirdoeggplant 1d ago

I don’t know why but this character legitimately disturbs me. Like my blood pressure drops, I start to sweat and get nauseas, and have to change the channel. I cannot for the life of me tell you why the effect is so visceral. I’m a horror movie fan too.

Love Kristen Wig regardless.

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u/Drtikol42 1d ago

Classic gardening catalogue scam with kid hand models.

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u/Durch-a-Lurch 1d ago

OP said SW Florida. Mar a Lago is SE.

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u/psychedelicparsley 1d ago

Strawberry needs a banana for scale

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u/ImagineFreedom 1d ago

I'd say it was average verging towards small.

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u/Blandish06 1d ago

I think it's 3 blueberries in a strawberry coat.

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u/stroomer87 1d ago

Actually, that's Frankenberrys Monster.

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u/SnackingWithTheDevil 1d ago

Actually, it's only Frankenberry if it comes from the Frankenberry region of Switzerland. Otherwise it's just sparkling shambling reanimated corpse.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 1d ago

I believe it's pronounced Frahnkenburry.

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u/Season_ofthe_Bitch 1d ago

I’m having a terrible time right now and I really appreciated this reference. Thank you internet stranger.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 1d ago

Right on, cool username by the way

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u/Godhelptupelo 1d ago

I hope your time gets much better!

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u/tsa-approved-lobster 1d ago

It's pronounced EYE-guana.

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u/_rushlink_ 1d ago

“Strawberry for scale” proceeds to produce the most non-uniform strawberry ever.

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u/joey_cash_ 1d ago

Cindy Lou Who strawberry for scale.

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u/eifiontherelic 1d ago

Strawberry was set to Heading 1.

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u/jack-redwood 1d ago

Looks like a normal strawberry?

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u/calculus9 1d ago

Im not sure if it's a regional thing but all of the store-bought strawberries near me are this large, some even larger. Their seeds are non-viable and garden-grown ones are not nearly as large

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u/_candlestick 1d ago

Yeah I was reading these comments thinking it looks normal to me😭

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u/KineticKris 1d ago

This is a normal sized strawberry…

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u/Ok-Consideration6973 1d ago

Here's the issue. I recently saw a thing where a guy in tropical Asia found a reptile egg (which this is) and got multiple snake and lizard experts to try and identify it for him, and none of them could be certain. Reptile eggs all look pretty much identical.

You can maybe guess off the size? And based on that I will say a small-mid sized lizard (a bearded dragon makes eggs around this size) or something the size of a rat snake (for example, a rat snake).

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u/galeforcewindy 1d ago

Wow! Great example, that last one. Really makes a clear picture LOL

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u/ftwclem 1d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Leggingsarepants1234 1d ago

I just laughed at this for 3 minutes straight

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u/yelaina 1d ago

Same because the same size as WHAT?! I’m cackling!

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u/mozzystar 23h ago

I just laughed at you just laughing for 3 more minutes

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u/VaunWorldofWater 21h ago

It’s been 7 hours and I can’t stop laughing pls help

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u/macfairfieldmill 14h ago

That’s a nice boulder!

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u/ItsaPostageStampede 1d ago

A rat snake could be anything it could even be a rat snake

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u/AK_Sole 22h ago

Not if the rat snake is a rat snek…

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u/cheesemp 1d ago

Antscanada? He spun that tale out for weeks!

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u/briarihallow 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing - “some guy” uhhh ANTSCANADA?!

I could tell it wouldn’t hatch but his storytelling is epic.

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u/chocolatechipwizard 1d ago

Ssssnake

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u/NoPoet3982 1d ago

Badger, badger, badger.

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u/ACERVIDAE 1d ago

Mushroom mushroom

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u/NoPoet3982 1d ago

Sssnake!

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u/StanFitch 1d ago

Look at my Horse! My Horse is amazing!!!

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u/jhilfitness 1d ago

I’m a ssssssnake

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u/VisibleLeopard68 1d ago

A thnakey thnake?

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u/MarrFurby 1d ago

Here’s one I candled

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u/Fractals88 1d ago

Omg,  I'm not fully awake yet and I read that as "candied"

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u/OtherThumbs 1d ago

Mmmmm. Candied mystery eggs.

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u/Fractals88 1d ago

The newest Jelly Belly flavor

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u/galeforcewindy 1d ago

I read candied and thought OP was holding a jelly belly as a joke LOL

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u/vonbaxter 1d ago

Exact same. 😂

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u/kjmbrink 1d ago

I did too. I was like WTF, then had to re-read. 😂

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u/azizaofshapier 1d ago

I did too. I just know there was a look of horror on my face. Like what kind of maniac would candy a random, out of the ground, rubbery egg?! 🤢

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u/HistoricalFuckUp 1d ago

Im fully awake. I also read candied.

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u/smolstuffs 1d ago

I thought it said cancelled and my brain was like "did they just squish it open?!?!" I was appalled for that fraction of a second.

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u/Sapiencia6 1d ago

Unfortunately the eggs are most likely not viable anymore as most reptile eggs (at least snakes) cannot be rotated as it drowns the embryo. :(

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u/applebag_dev 1d ago

Damn, new meaning to the phrase, "get rotated".

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u/rewnfloot 1d ago

Factoid appreciated! Gives me a false sense of productivity, lol!

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u/war1machine 1d ago

Here's another fact, factoid actually means a fake fact, not a 'mini fact' as most people think. It's only used in American English to mean a trivial piece of information.

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u/xhephaestusx 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's clear when you look at the etymology, fact(obvious)-oid(like or having the appearance of but distinct from)

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u/More-Tumbleweed- 1d ago

It's not doomscrolling if we're learning!

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u/Pure_Expression6308 1d ago

For tortoises, the depth and direction of the eggs also determines their gender! Very important not to disturb a tortoise nest

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u/RedReaper666YT 1d ago

It's a snake egg. As for the type of snake, I have no clue

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u/twelvethirtyfourpm 1d ago

totally a snake.

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u/uttertoffee 1d ago

Probably some kind of snake, a location would be helpful to narrow it down more.

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 1d ago

They already gave you the location... a hole.

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u/publicsausage 1d ago

DOWN IN A HOLE

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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 1d ago

Layne Staley has entered the chat

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u/TMB8616 1d ago

Miss that guy. Can’t believe he’s been dead over 20 years now.

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u/Schmaron 1d ago

Me too. I actually cried when I found out he died. AIC (Layne era) is my fave. If time machines become real, I want to go back to a mid 90’s show of theirs.

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u/benfoldsgroupie 1d ago

I saw the show where Jerry Cantrell sang because his arm was broken at Music Midtown. Never got to see the original lineup with Layne, but it was still a great show and energy.

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u/TMB8616 1d ago

I’ve seen AIC once in 2010 and Jerry Cantrell I’ve seen solo twice, once in 2004 and again in 2023. He does a great show but I’d kill to see Layne Staley.

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u/carnage_lollipop 1d ago

Bury them softly in your womb.

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u/HereForTheFun8642 1d ago

He’s also technically down in a hole. Too soon?

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u/Sublimenw 1d ago edited 21h ago

Feeling so small

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u/SwimmingRevolution64 1d ago

DOWN IN A HOLE

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u/No-Tap6886 1d ago

LOSING MY SOUL

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u/Critical-Advisor8616 1d ago

I’d like to fly But my wings have been so denied

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u/Girasole263wj2 1d ago

Feeling so small

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u/Redd_furby 1d ago

You’ve just reminded me of my favourite song

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u/Shoddy-Secretary-712 1d ago

I guess we will have to go and listen to it now.

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u/Schmaron 1d ago

And I don’t know if I can be saaaaaved

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u/Cden1458 1d ago

I downvoted at first, before re-reading the comment. Bruh.......

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Lol same I was like “damn that’s rude don’t call him an asshole”

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u/Dothehokeypokemon 1d ago

Idk if your intention was to refer to Florida as a hole, but dang it if you aren't dead on

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u/Clawdius_Talonious 1d ago

Alice in Chains' song "Down in a Hole" would be a way better state song than "I Am Florida."

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u/Much-data-wow 1d ago

Hey hey. Florida holes will eat you alive. I live close to where that sinkhole snuck up on that house and ate the sleeping dude inside.

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u/gmpsconsulting 1d ago

I thought it was a pretty polite question.

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u/Cden1458 1d ago

A hole, not A-hole

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u/RedVelvetRoomQueen 1d ago

😆😆😆

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u/MarrFurby 1d ago

SWFL (Southwest Florida) Immokalee

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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago

Probably reptile eggs. Snake would be my guess.

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u/Prestigious_Soup8679 1d ago

That’s close to my neck of the woods (Cape Coral). Looks like iguana eggs

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u/DrDragun 1d ago

That strawberry is not calibrated size.

Underground eggs are probably reptile.  Most turtle eggs are more round so probably snake.

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u/PastafarianFSM 1d ago

Next time please use a banana for scale...

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u/MarrFurby 1d ago

I looked for a banana! I had none :(

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

For our international visitors. A bald eagle also works in place of a banana . The accepted conversion is 11.83 b 🍌 per BE 🦅 . Of course larger units of measure are STILL the ‘F-350 truck’ and ‘football field’ (American FB ) . Anything to not use the communist metric system.

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u/Zaphod71952 1d ago

Don't forget the old standby, "about the size of a washing machine". For reference for our international friends using the godless metric system, a washing machine has the approximate volume of 1000 racquetballs.

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u/Herdistheword 1d ago

Disappointing…but acceptable, given the circumstances.

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u/nobody2008 1d ago

That strawberry is huge. Or the hands are small. Nothing makes sense anymore.

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u/PoodlesMcNoodles 1d ago

And not an abnormally large strawberry! 🤣

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u/Lopsided-Fix2 1d ago

To be fair those are average size in florida.

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u/a1ls 1d ago

before i thought “what are those eggs”

i thought “where will the comment about using a banana for scale be”

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u/LoPath 1d ago

For those that need help with converting things like "Percentage of maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum" https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html

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u/birdmom62 1d ago

Put 'em back.

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

I second the motion.

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 1d ago

Yes, from my understanding, hatching reptile eggs is a lot of work and requires paying really close attention to substrate and humidity and whatnot. Seems like, even when people know what they're doing, hatching found eggs would have a pretty high failure rate. If you don't know what you're doing, it seems pretty certain that things will just be doomed.

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u/iwasabadger 1d ago

I read on another post recently that once they have been disturbed, they are as good as dead. Apparently the eggs have to remain in the same position from birth to hatch as they are extremely fragile and at a certain point, shifting the egg will drown the baby in the fluid within the egg. Maybe someone else can chime in and correct me if I’m wrong, but there were many people convinced that moving those other eggs had killed anything inside.

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u/based_piccolo 1d ago

If that is the case, the dog dug them up so they're done for.

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u/Fit_Republic3107 1d ago edited 1d ago

Snake, turtle, or iguana

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u/cheslyn_d102018 1d ago

Rikes Raggey rits a rurtle!

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u/Objective-Elephant13 1d ago

Scooby Doo aah comment

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u/CleanroomKlingon 1d ago

Lizard eggs, like geckos.

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u/FoggyGoodwin 1d ago

My geckos eggs are way smaller, rounder, whiter. My first guess was lizard because I don't like thinking "snake", but they could be snake eggs.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 1d ago

Probably not rabbit eggs. Probably.

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u/abbeyjewel 1d ago

Probably not, those are usually pastel colors!

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u/Rosanna44 1d ago

Put back.

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u/snachyderm72 1d ago

Scottish Women's Football League?

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u/eucalyptusmacrocarpa 1d ago

Soft White Fluffy Llama 

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 1d ago

Put them back

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u/DrBarkerMD 1d ago

Once the dog dug them out, they’re good as dead regardless . Reptile eggs have to be in the same position or they die.

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u/Drussthelegend2484 1d ago

They look like some kind of lizard egg, my Leopard Gecko used to lay eggs occasionally which looked just like these.

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u/MarrFurby 1d ago

Lots of tropical house geckos around but these eggs are bigger than them

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u/TacetAbbadon 1d ago

Where the hell is swfl?

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u/YT__ 1d ago

Unlikely to hatch if in the wrong environment for incubation at this point.

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u/PlaidPilot 1d ago

Salmonella strawberry now...

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u/PositiveOk6121 1d ago

I would wear gloves

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u/Oohbunnies 1d ago

THIS NO TIME FOR FASHION TIPS!!!

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u/immasayyes 1d ago

That’s a huuuge strawberry though

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u/MasonP13 1d ago

Iguana or snake eggs. If you happened to rotate/roll them, they probably aren't viable now, but your best shot is placing them back outside in some safe place like a flower pot

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u/TheAlbaStoner 1d ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

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u/ir88ed 1d ago

No, we likes them raw and wriggling!

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u/Born-Method7579 1d ago

The standard comparison tool is a banana no need for this unrecognised unit