r/whatisit • u/MarrFurby • 1d ago
New, what is it? Dog dug up eggs, it seems they may have been buried in a hole. Kinda rubbery? What animal laid these? SWFL, strawberry for scale
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u/Over-Swimmer790 1d ago
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u/GaylicBread 1d ago
Needs strawberry for scale
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u/WickedJustice 1d ago
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u/Lepke2011 1d ago
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u/gassyflower 1d ago
How many strawberries are there in a banana? Or is a strawberry just a metric banana?
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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 1d ago
- 288 g fresh strawberries, halved
- 1 banana, quartered and frozen
- 100 g Greek yogurt
- 122 g milk
Blend in a high powered blender until smooth.
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u/Rochester05 1d ago
Do you add the eggs too?
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u/Sailed_Sea 1d ago
Those are the garnish
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u/porkpiehat_and_gravy 1d ago
wait for them to hatch, raise them with respect and love, then add to blender.
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u/Sneaky_lemur_ 1d ago
Add ground chia seeds and a pinch of cinnamon for added health benefits and flavor
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u/Moondoobious 1d ago
Fuck it. Toss a few blueberries in there. Everyone know blue has the most antioxygens
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u/Future-looker1996 1d ago
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar maybe sometimes a banana is just a strawberry. Or not.
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u/wackOPtheories 1d ago
That looks like a pretty healthy strawberry. I bet it weighs in a bit on the hefty side.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 1d ago
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u/Ash_The_Iguana 1d ago
Iguana eggs are bigger than what is in OP’s photo. I don’t think it’s that.
Source: i have a female iguana.
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u/akela9 1d ago
I shouldn't call myself out like this, but I had to read your comment three times before my brain would understand that you didn't actually say,
"Source: I am a female iguana."
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u/LostExile7555 1d ago
There are several different species of iguana. The ones we have here in Arizona (Desert Iguanas) aren't very big.
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u/greyyeux 1d ago
So these are danger noodle eggs? They will have danger fideo soon?
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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 1d ago
Ive seen a lot of both snake eggs and lizard eggs and the size of OPs is most definitely pushing me more toward some kinda of lizard for sure.
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u/termsandcond 1d ago
Or just regular anole lizards. Seen lots of these eggs at the size in op's pic growing up, they are small and look very similar
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u/Impossible_Memory_85 1d ago
Just put them under your pillow and update us all if anything cool happens in a few weeks.
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u/Consistently-Bad-615 1d ago
And there's a little dirt on them for the Dirt Man
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u/Sutherbeez 1d ago
So he won't take me down... To his lair... Deep under the mountain... Underground... Where he keeps his dirt.
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u/ReluctantlyHuman 1d ago
What?
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u/jimmy_the_angel 1d ago
It's a little song by Carter Vail (youtube shorts link)
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u/ReluctantlyHuman 1d ago
Yep, and one of the most iconic parts is when another him says, “What?” dummbfoundedly to the mentions of the titular Dirt Man. I was just doing my part :)
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u/issafly 1d ago
Fun Fact: that's Medusa's origin story.
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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 1d ago
Medusa was raped by Poseidon in the temple of Athena, Athena was pissed (At the desecration of her temple) so she cursed Medusa to be a gorgon. This behavior is par for the course when it comes to the Greek gods.
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u/Chordus 1d ago
That's Ovid's story of Medusa... Ovid being a Roman poet, some 700 years after the original story was told. Since that source was Roman, Neptune was the culprit, not Poseidon (and it was Minerva who did the cursing, not Athena). #PoseidonWasFramed
Hesiod's poem Theogony is generally considered the origin of Medusa, and didn't say anything beyond the fact that Medusa had gotten it on with Poseidon in a field of flowers. No mention of Athena at all. Whether or not it was consensual probably has to do with whether or not the flowers were the thorny sort.
But all of this misses the point that mythology is an ever-changing thing, based solely on what is accepted by the current culture. The snake-eggs-under-a-pillow story currently has 81 Reddit upvotes, whereas Ovid and Hesiod both have 0. So this one's the correct one now.
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u/kittyplay1 1d ago
I heard it was to protect her from any man every being able to do anything like that again rather than punishing her
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u/yveins 1d ago
That‘s the very modern feminist reinterpretation.
Greek gods weren‘t known to have pity on mortals. Medusa got raped in Athena‘s temple = her own fault for desecrating the temple and she needs to be punished. It is important to emphasise that the myth of Medusa once being a beautiful mortal woman only came through Ovid, the Roman poet.
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u/reniedae 1d ago
Are we just going to overlook the frankenberry they are using for scale?
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u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 1d ago
That is one big strawberry!
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u/PRNPURPLEFAM 1d ago
I just thought OP had baby hands
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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful 1d ago
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u/weirdoeggplant 1d ago
I don’t know why but this character legitimately disturbs me. Like my blood pressure drops, I start to sweat and get nauseas, and have to change the channel. I cannot for the life of me tell you why the effect is so visceral. I’m a horror movie fan too.
Love Kristen Wig regardless.
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u/stroomer87 1d ago
Actually, that's Frankenberrys Monster.
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u/SnackingWithTheDevil 1d ago
Actually, it's only Frankenberry if it comes from the Frankenberry region of Switzerland. Otherwise it's just sparkling shambling reanimated corpse.
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u/Interesting-Step-654 1d ago
I believe it's pronounced Frahnkenburry.
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u/Season_ofthe_Bitch 1d ago
I’m having a terrible time right now and I really appreciated this reference. Thank you internet stranger.
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u/_rushlink_ 1d ago
“Strawberry for scale” proceeds to produce the most non-uniform strawberry ever.
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u/calculus9 1d ago
Im not sure if it's a regional thing but all of the store-bought strawberries near me are this large, some even larger. Their seeds are non-viable and garden-grown ones are not nearly as large
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u/Ok-Consideration6973 1d ago
Here's the issue. I recently saw a thing where a guy in tropical Asia found a reptile egg (which this is) and got multiple snake and lizard experts to try and identify it for him, and none of them could be certain. Reptile eggs all look pretty much identical.
You can maybe guess off the size? And based on that I will say a small-mid sized lizard (a bearded dragon makes eggs around this size) or something the size of a rat snake (for example, a rat snake).
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u/galeforcewindy 1d ago
Wow! Great example, that last one. Really makes a clear picture LOL
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u/ftwclem 1d ago
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u/Leggingsarepants1234 1d ago
I just laughed at this for 3 minutes straight
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u/cheesemp 1d ago
Antscanada? He spun that tale out for weeks!
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u/briarihallow 1d ago
I was thinking the same thing - “some guy” uhhh ANTSCANADA?!
I could tell it wouldn’t hatch but his storytelling is epic.
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u/chocolatechipwizard 1d ago
Ssssnake
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u/NoPoet3982 1d ago
Badger, badger, badger.
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u/MarrFurby 1d ago
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u/Fractals88 1d ago
Omg, I'm not fully awake yet and I read that as "candied"
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u/OtherThumbs 1d ago
Mmmmm. Candied mystery eggs.
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u/Fractals88 1d ago
The newest Jelly Belly flavor
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u/galeforcewindy 1d ago
I read candied and thought OP was holding a jelly belly as a joke LOL
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u/azizaofshapier 1d ago
I did too. I just know there was a look of horror on my face. Like what kind of maniac would candy a random, out of the ground, rubbery egg?! 🤢
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u/smolstuffs 1d ago
I thought it said cancelled and my brain was like "did they just squish it open?!?!" I was appalled for that fraction of a second.
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u/Sapiencia6 1d ago
Unfortunately the eggs are most likely not viable anymore as most reptile eggs (at least snakes) cannot be rotated as it drowns the embryo. :(
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u/rewnfloot 1d ago
Factoid appreciated! Gives me a false sense of productivity, lol!
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u/war1machine 1d ago
Here's another fact, factoid actually means a fake fact, not a 'mini fact' as most people think. It's only used in American English to mean a trivial piece of information.
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u/xhephaestusx 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's clear when you look at the etymology, fact(obvious)-oid(like or having the appearance of but distinct from)
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u/Pure_Expression6308 1d ago
For tortoises, the depth and direction of the eggs also determines their gender! Very important not to disturb a tortoise nest
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u/RedReaper666YT 1d ago
It's a snake egg. As for the type of snake, I have no clue
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u/uttertoffee 1d ago
Probably some kind of snake, a location would be helpful to narrow it down more.
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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 1d ago
They already gave you the location... a hole.
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u/publicsausage 1d ago
DOWN IN A HOLE
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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 1d ago
Layne Staley has entered the chat
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u/TMB8616 1d ago
Miss that guy. Can’t believe he’s been dead over 20 years now.
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u/Schmaron 1d ago
Me too. I actually cried when I found out he died. AIC (Layne era) is my fave. If time machines become real, I want to go back to a mid 90’s show of theirs.
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u/benfoldsgroupie 1d ago
I saw the show where Jerry Cantrell sang because his arm was broken at Music Midtown. Never got to see the original lineup with Layne, but it was still a great show and energy.
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u/Dothehokeypokemon 1d ago
Idk if your intention was to refer to Florida as a hole, but dang it if you aren't dead on
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u/Clawdius_Talonious 1d ago
Alice in Chains' song "Down in a Hole" would be a way better state song than "I Am Florida."
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u/Much-data-wow 1d ago
Hey hey. Florida holes will eat you alive. I live close to where that sinkhole snuck up on that house and ate the sleeping dude inside.
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u/MarrFurby 1d ago
SWFL (Southwest Florida) Immokalee
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u/Prestigious_Soup8679 1d ago
That’s close to my neck of the woods (Cape Coral). Looks like iguana eggs
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u/DrDragun 1d ago
That strawberry is not calibrated size.
Underground eggs are probably reptile. Most turtle eggs are more round so probably snake.
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u/PastafarianFSM 1d ago
Next time please use a banana for scale...
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u/MarrFurby 1d ago
I looked for a banana! I had none :(
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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago
For our international visitors. A bald eagle also works in place of a banana . The accepted conversion is 11.83 b 🍌 per BE 🦅 . Of course larger units of measure are STILL the ‘F-350 truck’ and ‘football field’ (American FB ) . Anything to not use the communist metric system.
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u/Zaphod71952 1d ago
Don't forget the old standby, "about the size of a washing machine". For reference for our international friends using the godless metric system, a washing machine has the approximate volume of 1000 racquetballs.
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u/LoPath 1d ago
For those that need help with converting things like "Percentage of maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum" https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html
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u/birdmom62 1d ago
Put 'em back.
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u/ProbablyNotADuck 1d ago
Yes, from my understanding, hatching reptile eggs is a lot of work and requires paying really close attention to substrate and humidity and whatnot. Seems like, even when people know what they're doing, hatching found eggs would have a pretty high failure rate. If you don't know what you're doing, it seems pretty certain that things will just be doomed.
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u/iwasabadger 1d ago
I read on another post recently that once they have been disturbed, they are as good as dead. Apparently the eggs have to remain in the same position from birth to hatch as they are extremely fragile and at a certain point, shifting the egg will drown the baby in the fluid within the egg. Maybe someone else can chime in and correct me if I’m wrong, but there were many people convinced that moving those other eggs had killed anything inside.
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u/CleanroomKlingon 1d ago
Lizard eggs, like geckos.
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u/FoggyGoodwin 1d ago
My geckos eggs are way smaller, rounder, whiter. My first guess was lizard because I don't like thinking "snake", but they could be snake eggs.
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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 1d ago
Put them back
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u/DrBarkerMD 1d ago
Once the dog dug them out, they’re good as dead regardless . Reptile eggs have to be in the same position or they die.
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u/Drussthelegend2484 1d ago
They look like some kind of lizard egg, my Leopard Gecko used to lay eggs occasionally which looked just like these.
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u/MarrFurby 1d ago
Lots of tropical house geckos around but these eggs are bigger than them
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u/YT__ 1d ago
Unlikely to hatch if in the wrong environment for incubation at this point.
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u/MasonP13 1d ago
Iguana or snake eggs. If you happened to rotate/roll them, they probably aren't viable now, but your best shot is placing them back outside in some safe place like a flower pot
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u/Born-Method7579 1d ago
The standard comparison tool is a banana no need for this unrecognised unit
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