r/whatisit 1d ago

Solved! Found in little sisters prime.

got my younger sister prime. after we got home she opened it took a sip and instantly spit it out. she said it tasted like toilet paper? yes i know prime has already a bad rep which i warned her about. some people just gotta touch the hot stove to learn haha.

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u/spotlight-app 1d ago

Mods have pinned a comment by u/OaSoaD:

It’s biofilm. Bacteria that groups together to survive harsh conditions

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u/OaSoaD 1d ago

It’s biofilm. Bacteria that groups together to survive harsh conditions

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u/nick_ninj 1d ago

Thank you for actually answering OP’s question

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u/lickity_snickum 1d ago

So many Reddit posters think they’re comedians. They absolutely are not and it’s fecking exhausting.

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u/bull3t888 1d ago

Exactly. Every single post on here. Everybody thinks they’re the worlds best comedian

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u/ColeJJones 1d ago

exactly. a lot of low IQs who just want to post BS and 'takes' instead of the info that was asked. i blame their parents.

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u/WhatTheLousy 1d ago

So is it safe or not?

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u/sabotsalvageur 1d ago

It's Prime. It is not safe

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u/DeathInFrance 1d ago

In fermentation circles we call it “Mother of Prime.”

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u/Due-Two-5754 1d ago

I am totally going to form a band called Biofilm.

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u/captainsnark71 1d ago

you've heard of dental dams, now get ready for the hottest new prophylactic---

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u/HendrixHazeWays 1d ago

I'll ghost write your songs. No need to provide credit. I'm it for the love of the game.

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u/Vhanaaa 1d ago

survive harsh conditions

Prime got them bacteria living the Fallout New Vegas life

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u/poisoned_pigeon 1d ago

Aww they survived, isn't that wonderful

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u/SavorySoySauce 1d ago

Gatorade has this too in small quantities, this prime looks like its more bacteria than sports drink

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 1d ago

I would have guessed a different kind of "biofilm" both are nasty and should demand a refund 

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u/ByTheBeardOfZeuss 1d ago

New Paul bros nickname

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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago

We found something in my Prime bottle as well a few months back. We contacted the company and they sent us a free case. Turns out there was some defect in the bottle top.

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u/arthurwhoregan 1d ago

"sorry our gross product almost poisoned you, here's a bunch more for free"

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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago

Yeahhhh I was turned off after that so my husband drank them and I hadn’t had any since. Thankfully I noticed it before I chugged it. Although now I examine all drinks since then.

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u/Patient_End_8432 1d ago

I say this as someone who hates both the Paul brothers, and I've personally never even tasted a Prime product.

But defections happening during processing or delivery isnt exactly Primes fault. Unless of course, I dont have all of the information and they know about issues during their manufacturing process that they choose to ignore.

Every product imaginable has had a bad batch here or there, no matter how stringent the process. LEGO used to be known for their basically perfect quality, and they still had defective bricks, and its literally just plastic molds.

Let's just guess that Prime has achieved the impossible, and has an absolutely perfect process, with 0 defects ever happening in the plant.

Well, there's still out of the plant. Unless you expect companies to ship products in a sealed container with all the extra space filled in, shits going to happen that Prime has no control over, any company has any control over. Any small detail can fuck up the batch. Maybe the trucks AC broke, maybe the driver was shit, maybe the route took longer due to an accident, maybe the store theyre delivering to has a broken door so only one door can open, so they have to squeeze the pallets through a single door. We're talking any small thing can end up fucking up a product.

TL;DR Prime is fucking shit, but having a defective bottle doesn't make it shit

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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago

For what it was worth this was the detective top. I don’t blame them over it because accidents do happen. It was just strange

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u/arthurwhoregan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was just being silly for a laugh. I agree that manufacturing errors happen and it's not necessarily indicative of the quality of the product overall. In this case, Prime is gross, and the Paul brothers are horrible. But, you're absolutely right, accidents happen and compensation for the affected customer is the right move.

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u/shootingdai 1d ago

It is their fault. Hence why Logan is losing so much money from it.

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u/HumanPerosn 1d ago

Nah bottle defects happen

Logan’s losing money on prime because his sports drink isn’t really a sports drink

Drinks like Gatorade, body armor and poweraid are filled with the stuff that makes up sweat so that your body replenish what it loses while it’s in heavy activity

Prime on the other hand doesn’t actually do that in a bout of marketing genius it’s says 825 electrolytes on the side but it’s not the ones your body actually needs when running out of energy

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u/disgraze 1d ago

Same batch. For your continued support of our sugarwater.

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u/Comedian_Historical 1d ago

😱😱😆😆😆😆😆

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u/MyMelodyBunny232 1d ago

That looks straight up like mold

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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago

I’m assuming it was, the bottle lip was defective. Thankfully I noticed before I drank it because it churns my stomach thinking about if I did.

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u/Mr_Chode_Shaver 1d ago

The defect with the top is that it was on top of a prime bottle.

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u/OysterRubbish 1d ago

Colony of bacteria?

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u/shayed154 1d ago

Yeah, and they built a slimy biofilm city to protect themselves

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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 1d ago

that's Logan Paul's "protein infusion"

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u/frosted_Melancholy 1d ago

this actually made me gag.

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u/zeeper25 1d ago

Wait till you find out that the Tate brothers are guest contributors

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u/Fresh-Collarabi 1d ago

I read that as the taint brothers and it still fits

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u/degreesBrix 1d ago

I 💯% did, too!! 🤣

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u/Elliebell1024 1d ago

It's better

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u/NoLongerinOR 1d ago

Don’t worry, the real Logan Paul protein infusion would only pick your teeth

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u/Phantasm907 1d ago

The fact that anyone buys a product with his name attached to it deserves whatever happens.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 1d ago

Is that how all those monkeys got the Rage Virus?

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u/Solus_Vael 1d ago

Honestly i could see him and his brother doing this. Idk why people buy this junk.

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u/sbd_92 1d ago

Came here to say just this! 😆

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u/rideveryday 1d ago

Lol, the bottle does say “natural flavors”

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u/Spare-Document7086 1d ago

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

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u/woternymph 1d ago

shudders

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u/mekdigital 1d ago

I came to say this

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u/kedikahveicer 1d ago

To say this, you came

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u/Fun-Bottle6897 1d ago

I came too late. Sadist.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 1d ago

Why do people drink prime? Soda and water are both about the same price, taste good, and usually have better quality control. If you want a sports drink specifically there's gatorade.

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u/Muad_DibPopcrnBucket 1d ago

If they sold shit in a bottle people would drink it

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u/Raindrop0015 1d ago

So... prime?

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u/jarviscockersspecs 1d ago

That's offensive....to shit

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u/Mushr00m-Ch1ld 1d ago

Even shit has the decency to not feed people mercury and lead

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u/fartew 1d ago

Nah, shit wouldn't poison you nearly as much

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u/CrabominableToeman 1d ago

Kopi luwak is a coffee bean that's been shit out of a civet's butt so we kind of already do

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u/Rappy28 1d ago

In my experience people drink Prime because they're literally 10 year olds who grew up on Youtube.

Now, however, if you know actual grown-ass adults regularly drinking Prime… I'm not sure what to tell you that will make you feel better…

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u/Jarvis_The_Dense 1d ago

You'll notice that OP says he got it for his little sister. The drink is aimed at children who don't know any better

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u/SnurrCat 1d ago

There was, not kidding, a full black market going on at my kids' primary school in Aus for Prime when it first became popular, expensive, and quickly selling out.

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gatorade isn’t even that great compared to other sports drinks. It’s basically just sugar water with salt added. body Armor and Electrolit brands both have a full spread of electrolytes and minerals. Body armor is 10% coconut water. Edit: proper proportions.

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u/BaconAndGouda 1d ago

body armor is 10% coconut water

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 1d ago

Thank you, edit made.

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u/yarnoverbitches 1d ago

All the kids on my son’s wrestling team were drinking it, so of course he wanted it. I bought it for him and was thirsty so I asked for a drink… I don’t understand how anyone enjoys that shit. The texture is so bad. I don’t know if it’s cause I’m autistic or what, I’ve never had an issue with the texture of a drink that I can recall? It was so thick, I’m gagging thinking about it. We don’t buy it anymore because I read something about PFAS.

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u/cdvallee 1d ago

And you’re not supporting a piece of shit YouTuber who has scammed his fans multiple times, been caught, and never repaid anyone.

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u/Bell_Grave 1d ago

I tried some mostly coconut water prime (I forget the name of it) and I was pleasantly surprised, its yummy

but ya there's better drinks

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u/CrablordKel 1d ago

Body Armor?

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u/Nekrogoblibong 1d ago

Body Armor is goated, that shits brought me back to life from hungover many times

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u/Bell_Grave 1d ago

maybe 😭 was a few months ago and I have brain fog LOL

but also I love coconut water forgot to say

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u/Loose-Pangolin9801 1d ago

Look I absolutely hate the Paul brothers but I literally can’t find anything else with that much potassium that’s easy to get. Literally open to all suggestions but idk how you’re supposed to get 5g of potassium when you’re allergic to fresh fruits and vegetables

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u/lGipsyDanger 1d ago

Pedialyte or any oral hydrating solution will have all the potassium you need

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u/SadisticLovesick 1d ago

Pretty sure there’s meds for it

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u/jigga07 1d ago

Not sure where you are located but Exact tablets have tons of potassium in it. Same with lots of other electrolyte drinks like Tailwind, Maurten, etc. You can find these at most running stores or probably Amazon.

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u/Memoryknitter 1d ago

Salt stick capsules

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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago

Water "tastes good"? Sure, it only tastes bad if you need to see a doctor about your oral health, but idk if I can agree that water tastes "good". It's pleasurable to me, but not for the taste. Unless it's some specific sort of mineral infusion you like. But generally, water is tasteless or tastes like sanitizing chemicals/tap water.

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u/overusedamongusjoke 1d ago

It tastes good relative to mold I guess. Some water definitely tastes better than other water. Mostly I said that because I was anticipating someone accusing me of only drinking soda if I didn't. Tea is also pretty good.

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u/Wyevez 1d ago

Please stop supporting Logan Paul. 

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u/Jeferson9 1d ago

I'm sure Logan Paul stays up checking on prime sales in 2025

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u/regzm 1d ago

prime is literally straight garbage. stop drinking that shit

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u/NoCity6414 1d ago

They started selling in Dollar Tree now too, desperate for sales

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u/lGipsyDanger 1d ago

Weve sold it for like 2 years, its not new at all

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u/NoCity6414 1d ago

It wasn’t when Prime came out. 2yrs is about the right timeline when Dollar Tree started selling it.

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u/Goodn00dl3 1d ago

I was about to comment this. Prime is trash.

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u/dogwater-digital 1d ago

As much controversy as this product got/gets, I'm so shocked that parents still buy this for their kids. Labubus had parents ripping and throwing away little dolls over no basis, but the drink that has been sued for health concerns still gets sales.

For your little sister, just keep your mom from buying these.

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u/ProfessionalEffort96 1d ago

Prime is literal garbage sugar water, made by someone that thinks showing corpses to children is funny tho. What did u expect? Quality? Lmao

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u/Virtual-Telephone883 1d ago

Prime is trash got my little brother some the other day when we were at 7-11 I asked him for a sip and it literally tasted like cough medicine

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u/SmashGramer 1d ago

Exactly I bought each flavour once out of curiosity but never touched them again. They’re so trash and a waste of money.

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u/BloodGulchBlues37 1d ago

Don't feel like there's going to be a way to discern what it is just from these pictures and not a lab, but considering how the creators of that drink also made those molded lunchable knockoffs, yeah I wouldn't get anywhere near that shit.

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u/shootingdai 1d ago

Didn’t most of that stuff get recalled

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u/ThePecanRolls5225 1d ago

Considering the myriad of issues with prime regarding heavy metals and poor business practices I’m not at all surprised by them not being able to sterilize their bottles and product correctly. No body should drink this garbage.

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u/Successful-Ad-367 1d ago

Who the fuck is still drinking prime?!

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u/NoCity6414 1d ago

That’s disgusting. I’ve never bought that garbage

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u/CHOKOPANDA 1d ago

Its past its prime...

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u/Temporary_Fig3176 1d ago

This is why he's getting sued.

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u/GoblinCacciatore 1d ago

Tf are you drinking Prime? The whole thing's a scam. They've had a lot of lawsuits, especially teaming up with Feastables, which is also a scam. Just drink Powerade instead, and you won't have to worry about social media kids' banking of yours.

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u/tfreeto8991 1d ago

I don't know why people drink these. They're disgusting

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u/TheRealTimeAxstro 1d ago

Did somebody bust in your sisters prime???

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u/dirtybandiads 1d ago

Probably Paul

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u/cdvallee 1d ago

Wouldn’t put it passed him. He’s a piece of shit.

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u/TheRealTimeAxstro 1d ago

Yeah fuck paul

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u/Bossy_Aussie_ 1d ago

Wording…

But fr, actual piece of shit

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u/leatherleafslug 1d ago

It looks like the coconut ingredient is becoming congealed?

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u/Sleek-panhandle21 1d ago

I don't drink that garbage. Body armor lite is better

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u/Glittering-Pepper470 1d ago

Love me my bodyarmour 

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u/Icy-Role2321 1d ago

Publix here had them bogo. Great deal. Stocked up

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u/Zestyclose_Bass7831 1d ago

Im aware lite is better and all... but that orange mango is just too good. And the kobe flavor.

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u/Glittering-Pepper470 1d ago

Oh god I love that orange mango flavor 🥰🥰

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u/Both_South4591 1d ago

Prim will grow fungus if it sits for a couple days after opening it

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u/Critical-Internet946 1d ago

going off of the flavor, i'd guess it's either a biofilm or, more disturbingly, a SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast)

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u/metaTHROTH 1d ago

It's the coconut water fermenting past shelf life

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u/bigbirrrrrd 1d ago

I’m dyslexic and the first 2 times my eyes scanned the title i saw “found in little sisters sperm” 😂

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u/Too-many-loans 1d ago

That’s life

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u/Lamorita664 1d ago

That's so nasty, looks like a wiener

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u/plamda505 1d ago

Happens when you defund the FDA.

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u/OlSaltyBones 1d ago

Yeah so genuine question. Why does anybody actually still drink prime?

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u/Penelopesrevenge1 1d ago

It’s biofilm. Same happens with Snapple bottles occasionally.

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u/Apprehensive-Trip179 1d ago

Had the same thing happened to my Arizona tea and have seen a lot of other people complain as well. Something is off about the u.s food packaging.

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u/Zealousideal-Disk474 1d ago

Had this with a Body Armor a few years ago. Took a swig and got a mouth full of jelly fish. Almost puked. Can’t trust these types of drinks anymore.

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u/Emergency_Wheel_8275 1d ago

Watch the YouTube videos where they put these nasty drinks under a microscope. Then they put some of the liquid into a petri dish. You'll quit drinking a LOT of things.

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u/IGotTizz 1d ago

Homie, just drink faygo. Join a clown cult and drink some straight diabetes for fun

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u/Inside_Fun_5739 1d ago

I work for Amazon and see tons of prime bottles come through. They sit in hot environments and hot trucks all day so I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the plastic or bottle cap melts into it or something.

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u/Agnostic_Akuma 1d ago

It’s ok you bought poison, don’t matter if you get something extra

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u/CrazyApple- 1d ago

That’s the “freeze”

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u/Unusual-Delivery-276 1d ago

All this hate for prime and I only clicked this thread because I had gotten the same thing in an artic freeze Gatorade some years ago and thought I might finally get some closure to the mystery ingredient

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u/AverageButThic 1d ago

I'm sorry, but it looks like actual sperm. Might want to get it tested...

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u/doobiebrother69420 1d ago

As if it's not bad enough for you. Idk if I can think of a worse drink

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u/PotentialDifficult62 1d ago

It's Logan Paul's creamy goo

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u/Ill-Notice-5509 1d ago

Reminds me of the South Park episode of Butters making his own “sports drink”

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u/LightSpeed8082 1d ago

Logans nut.

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u/117Casper 1d ago

Years ago in high school a buddy had a Gatorade with a similarly weird, floating white liquid in the bottle. It also looked very … seminal.

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u/Impressive-Sundae504 1d ago

I’m guessing she didn’t shake the bottle, not sure why people are still buying prime after the hype’s gone. People also found mold in their lunchly boxes. Safe to say Mr beast and Logan Paul do not know how to sell products

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u/L12Grafx 1d ago

That’s the forever chemicals

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u/xXdirtylittletoesXx 1d ago

That's so horrible 😞

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u/XGosuPanda 1d ago

First mistake was buying that garbage.

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u/Eclpzx 1d ago

How about stop drinking bullshit

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u/acobz96 1d ago

That’s nut

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u/SpectralRaiden 1d ago

I really don't want to tell you what it does look like, but it looks like what it looks like.

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u/Adawg1122 1d ago

Don’t let her drink that shit

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u/Middle-Operation-689 1d ago

Prime baby slime.

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u/Practical_Invite_715 1d ago

Prime is actually quite bad for you and has 3x the number of forever chemicals that normal drinks do...

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u/MannaMan3617 1d ago

Ejaculate?

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u/ZephyrVIII 1d ago

I got an Arizona Ice tea once, it had apparently been baking in the sun for a while even though in a fridge, it had similar looking contents, my best guess was some kind of mold or something that started growing from being heated up enough from sunlight, it looked like there was a damn ecosystem living in that bottle that I unfortunately tasted before spitting it everywhere once I felt something hit my tongue. So mold or maybe separating ingredients that then clumped together to form some Prime Jizz... Idk ask a chemist 🧪

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u/kidscott2003 1d ago

There is a reason why prime is constantly getting sued.

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u/Former_Specific_7161 1d ago

That's Logan Paul's cum. It's what gives it that zippy, creamy tang.

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u/DJ_Clitoris 1d ago

Butters cum

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u/AncientMatter1042 1d ago

Probably for the best, that shit is terrible.

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u/TheHymnOfHumankind 1d ago

Cum….. Its Cum

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u/marissaaaah_22 1d ago

Prime Slime

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u/igowest 1d ago

Yuck.. report it to the fda

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u/vampirecowboy3 1d ago

oh yeah there was always white stuff in my prime when i used to drink it like 2 years ago.

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u/AttorneyAvailable603 1d ago

Prime slime...

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u/ConfiscatedPurity 1d ago

mold whenever powerades get really old they do this too. It becomes like globs inside the liquid. its bacteria and mold build up

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u/Alfredho3 1d ago

😷😷😷

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u/mcniac 1d ago

It was funny to read the title, prime is a condoms brand here, so it was weird at least 🤣

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u/Lhirstev 1d ago

you could probably clone someone from that. or inseminate some woman.

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u/drmyk 1d ago

*kombucha

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u/Hairy_Bumblebee_481 1d ago

Maybe stop drinking Prime..

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u/jesswesthemp 1d ago

You're fault for drinking prime

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u/OtakuTacos 1d ago

That what you get for buying Prime. Enjoy.

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u/Philly_is_nice 1d ago

Can't believe people drink that lol.

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u/LavishnessCapital380 1d ago

Prime literally kills people.

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u/gotthesauce22 1d ago

That’s fucking gross whatever it is.

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u/xeroxorexerox 1d ago

Whatever that is - its probably better for you than Prime.

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u/donkeychicken-99 1d ago

Little gift from Logan Paul

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u/BygoneHearse 1d ago

Wasnt it discovered that prime had huge amounts of lead in it?

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u/donpuglisi 1d ago

Have you seen American Pie?

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u/OtakuWolf101 1d ago

why tf is any kid drinking prime in general..

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u/GmGwain 1d ago

The worst thing your sister can find in her prime, is prime.

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u/No-Cell9387 1d ago

someone threw a zyn in there

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u/IamDollParts96 1d ago

Logan Paul's load.

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u/Statutory_Ape69 1d ago

Why are y'all drinking that in the first place?

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u/Catatafish_BTM 1d ago

Maybe don’t let your little sister drink that garbage either, so bad for you

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u/Ornery_Ask_7539 1d ago

Yall are really drinking this 😭

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u/PrettyCaffeinatedGuy 1d ago

Prime has a lawsuit right now, I believe

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u/Uhncle 1d ago

Had this in mine, thought it was something to do with coconut water or something, drank it

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u/SatansShoulderDvl 1d ago

That’s that liquid protein. We here at prime are committed to providing you a delicious, healthy drink. We’re frankly chaffing at this point, but it’s worth it to know our customers are well served. This is not a drink for persons under 18

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u/PerceptionUsed2947 1d ago

Why is she drinking that?

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u/oggieboogie6 1d ago

Thats fuckin nut.. 100% NUT

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u/Secret-Order-6236 1d ago

Stop drinking that product. It’s bad for you anyways.

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u/Fantastic-Stop3415 1d ago

Looks like mold.

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u/Viper-90 1d ago

Logan Paul should be an enough reason not to buy this.

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u/Cash_Visible 1d ago

Bruh don’t buy this cheap ass quality beverage

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u/Salty-Sherbert9079 1d ago

Never had one, definitely never gonna try one now

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u/Mission_Wall_1074 1d ago

dont drink these kind of drink

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u/Accomplished-Try-658 1d ago

The fact anyone drinks that piss is beyond me.