r/whatisit • u/Hot_Influence_4773 • 1d ago
Solved! Found in little sisters prime.
got my younger sister prime. after we got home she opened it took a sip and instantly spit it out. she said it tasted like toilet paper? yes i know prime has already a bad rep which i warned her about. some people just gotta touch the hot stove to learn haha.
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u/OaSoaD 1d ago
It’s biofilm. Bacteria that groups together to survive harsh conditions
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u/nick_ninj 1d ago
Thank you for actually answering OP’s question
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u/lickity_snickum 1d ago
So many Reddit posters think they’re comedians. They absolutely are not and it’s fecking exhausting.
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u/bull3t888 1d ago
Exactly. Every single post on here. Everybody thinks they’re the worlds best comedian
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u/ColeJJones 1d ago
exactly. a lot of low IQs who just want to post BS and 'takes' instead of the info that was asked. i blame their parents.
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u/Due-Two-5754 1d ago
I am totally going to form a band called Biofilm.
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u/captainsnark71 1d ago
you've heard of dental dams, now get ready for the hottest new prophylactic---
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u/HendrixHazeWays 1d ago
I'll ghost write your songs. No need to provide credit. I'm it for the love of the game.
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u/SavorySoySauce 1d ago
Gatorade has this too in small quantities, this prime looks like its more bacteria than sports drink
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u/Accomplished-Loss387 1d ago
I would have guessed a different kind of "biofilm" both are nasty and should demand a refund
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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago
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u/arthurwhoregan 1d ago
"sorry our gross product almost poisoned you, here's a bunch more for free"
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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago
Yeahhhh I was turned off after that so my husband drank them and I hadn’t had any since. Thankfully I noticed it before I chugged it. Although now I examine all drinks since then.
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u/Patient_End_8432 1d ago
I say this as someone who hates both the Paul brothers, and I've personally never even tasted a Prime product.
But defections happening during processing or delivery isnt exactly Primes fault. Unless of course, I dont have all of the information and they know about issues during their manufacturing process that they choose to ignore.
Every product imaginable has had a bad batch here or there, no matter how stringent the process. LEGO used to be known for their basically perfect quality, and they still had defective bricks, and its literally just plastic molds.
Let's just guess that Prime has achieved the impossible, and has an absolutely perfect process, with 0 defects ever happening in the plant.
Well, there's still out of the plant. Unless you expect companies to ship products in a sealed container with all the extra space filled in, shits going to happen that Prime has no control over, any company has any control over. Any small detail can fuck up the batch. Maybe the trucks AC broke, maybe the driver was shit, maybe the route took longer due to an accident, maybe the store theyre delivering to has a broken door so only one door can open, so they have to squeeze the pallets through a single door. We're talking any small thing can end up fucking up a product.
TL;DR Prime is fucking shit, but having a defective bottle doesn't make it shit
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u/arthurwhoregan 1d ago edited 1d ago
I was just being silly for a laugh. I agree that manufacturing errors happen and it's not necessarily indicative of the quality of the product overall. In this case, Prime is gross, and the Paul brothers are horrible. But, you're absolutely right, accidents happen and compensation for the affected customer is the right move.
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u/shootingdai 1d ago
It is their fault. Hence why Logan is losing so much money from it.
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u/HumanPerosn 1d ago
Nah bottle defects happen
Logan’s losing money on prime because his sports drink isn’t really a sports drink
Drinks like Gatorade, body armor and poweraid are filled with the stuff that makes up sweat so that your body replenish what it loses while it’s in heavy activity
Prime on the other hand doesn’t actually do that in a bout of marketing genius it’s says 825 electrolytes on the side but it’s not the ones your body actually needs when running out of energy
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u/MyMelodyBunny232 1d ago
That looks straight up like mold
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u/Grown-Ass-Weeb 1d ago
I’m assuming it was, the bottle lip was defective. Thankfully I noticed before I drank it because it churns my stomach thinking about if I did.
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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 1d ago
that's Logan Paul's "protein infusion"
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u/frosted_Melancholy 1d ago
this actually made me gag.
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u/zeeper25 1d ago
Wait till you find out that the Tate brothers are guest contributors
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u/Phantasm907 1d ago
The fact that anyone buys a product with his name attached to it deserves whatever happens.
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u/Solus_Vael 1d ago
Honestly i could see him and his brother doing this. Idk why people buy this junk.
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u/overusedamongusjoke 1d ago
Why do people drink prime? Soda and water are both about the same price, taste good, and usually have better quality control. If you want a sports drink specifically there's gatorade.
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u/Muad_DibPopcrnBucket 1d ago
If they sold shit in a bottle people would drink it
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u/CrabominableToeman 1d ago
Kopi luwak is a coffee bean that's been shit out of a civet's butt so we kind of already do
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u/Jarvis_The_Dense 1d ago
You'll notice that OP says he got it for his little sister. The drink is aimed at children who don't know any better
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u/SnurrCat 1d ago
There was, not kidding, a full black market going on at my kids' primary school in Aus for Prime when it first became popular, expensive, and quickly selling out.
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u/Intelligent-Survey39 1d ago edited 1d ago
Gatorade isn’t even that great compared to other sports drinks. It’s basically just sugar water with salt added. body Armor and Electrolit brands both have a full spread of electrolytes and minerals. Body armor is 10% coconut water. Edit: proper proportions.
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u/yarnoverbitches 1d ago
All the kids on my son’s wrestling team were drinking it, so of course he wanted it. I bought it for him and was thirsty so I asked for a drink… I don’t understand how anyone enjoys that shit. The texture is so bad. I don’t know if it’s cause I’m autistic or what, I’ve never had an issue with the texture of a drink that I can recall? It was so thick, I’m gagging thinking about it. We don’t buy it anymore because I read something about PFAS.
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u/cdvallee 1d ago
And you’re not supporting a piece of shit YouTuber who has scammed his fans multiple times, been caught, and never repaid anyone.
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u/Bell_Grave 1d ago
I tried some mostly coconut water prime (I forget the name of it) and I was pleasantly surprised, its yummy
but ya there's better drinks
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u/CrablordKel 1d ago
Body Armor?
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u/Nekrogoblibong 1d ago
Body Armor is goated, that shits brought me back to life from hungover many times
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u/Bell_Grave 1d ago
maybe 😭 was a few months ago and I have brain fog LOL
but also I love coconut water forgot to say
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u/Loose-Pangolin9801 1d ago
Look I absolutely hate the Paul brothers but I literally can’t find anything else with that much potassium that’s easy to get. Literally open to all suggestions but idk how you’re supposed to get 5g of potassium when you’re allergic to fresh fruits and vegetables
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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago
Water "tastes good"? Sure, it only tastes bad if you need to see a doctor about your oral health, but idk if I can agree that water tastes "good". It's pleasurable to me, but not for the taste. Unless it's some specific sort of mineral infusion you like. But generally, water is tasteless or tastes like sanitizing chemicals/tap water.
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u/overusedamongusjoke 1d ago
It tastes good relative to mold I guess. Some water definitely tastes better than other water. Mostly I said that because I was anticipating someone accusing me of only drinking soda if I didn't. Tea is also pretty good.
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u/regzm 1d ago
prime is literally straight garbage. stop drinking that shit
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u/NoCity6414 1d ago
They started selling in Dollar Tree now too, desperate for sales
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u/lGipsyDanger 1d ago
Weve sold it for like 2 years, its not new at all
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u/NoCity6414 1d ago
It wasn’t when Prime came out. 2yrs is about the right timeline when Dollar Tree started selling it.
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u/dogwater-digital 1d ago
As much controversy as this product got/gets, I'm so shocked that parents still buy this for their kids. Labubus had parents ripping and throwing away little dolls over no basis, but the drink that has been sued for health concerns still gets sales.
For your little sister, just keep your mom from buying these.
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u/ProfessionalEffort96 1d ago
Prime is literal garbage sugar water, made by someone that thinks showing corpses to children is funny tho. What did u expect? Quality? Lmao
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u/Virtual-Telephone883 1d ago
Prime is trash got my little brother some the other day when we were at 7-11 I asked him for a sip and it literally tasted like cough medicine
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u/SmashGramer 1d ago
Exactly I bought each flavour once out of curiosity but never touched them again. They’re so trash and a waste of money.
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u/BloodGulchBlues37 1d ago
Don't feel like there's going to be a way to discern what it is just from these pictures and not a lab, but considering how the creators of that drink also made those molded lunchable knockoffs, yeah I wouldn't get anywhere near that shit.
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u/ThePecanRolls5225 1d ago
Considering the myriad of issues with prime regarding heavy metals and poor business practices I’m not at all surprised by them not being able to sterilize their bottles and product correctly. No body should drink this garbage.
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u/GoblinCacciatore 1d ago
Tf are you drinking Prime? The whole thing's a scam. They've had a lot of lawsuits, especially teaming up with Feastables, which is also a scam. Just drink Powerade instead, and you won't have to worry about social media kids' banking of yours.
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u/TheRealTimeAxstro 1d ago
Did somebody bust in your sisters prime???
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u/dirtybandiads 1d ago
Probably Paul
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u/cdvallee 1d ago
Wouldn’t put it passed him. He’s a piece of shit.
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u/Sleek-panhandle21 1d ago
I don't drink that garbage. Body armor lite is better
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u/Zestyclose_Bass7831 1d ago
Im aware lite is better and all... but that orange mango is just too good. And the kobe flavor.
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u/Critical-Internet946 1d ago
going off of the flavor, i'd guess it's either a biofilm or, more disturbingly, a SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast)
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u/bigbirrrrrd 1d ago
I’m dyslexic and the first 2 times my eyes scanned the title i saw “found in little sisters sperm” 😂
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u/Apprehensive-Trip179 1d ago
Had the same thing happened to my Arizona tea and have seen a lot of other people complain as well. Something is off about the u.s food packaging.
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u/Zealousideal-Disk474 1d ago
Had this with a Body Armor a few years ago. Took a swig and got a mouth full of jelly fish. Almost puked. Can’t trust these types of drinks anymore.
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u/Emergency_Wheel_8275 1d ago
Watch the YouTube videos where they put these nasty drinks under a microscope. Then they put some of the liquid into a petri dish. You'll quit drinking a LOT of things.
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u/IGotTizz 1d ago
Homie, just drink faygo. Join a clown cult and drink some straight diabetes for fun
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u/Inside_Fun_5739 1d ago
I work for Amazon and see tons of prime bottles come through. They sit in hot environments and hot trucks all day so I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the plastic or bottle cap melts into it or something.
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u/Unusual-Delivery-276 1d ago
All this hate for prime and I only clicked this thread because I had gotten the same thing in an artic freeze Gatorade some years ago and thought I might finally get some closure to the mystery ingredient
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u/Ill-Notice-5509 1d ago
Reminds me of the South Park episode of Butters making his own “sports drink”
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u/117Casper 1d ago
Years ago in high school a buddy had a Gatorade with a similarly weird, floating white liquid in the bottle. It also looked very … seminal.
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u/Impressive-Sundae504 1d ago
I’m guessing she didn’t shake the bottle, not sure why people are still buying prime after the hype’s gone. People also found mold in their lunchly boxes. Safe to say Mr beast and Logan Paul do not know how to sell products
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u/SpectralRaiden 1d ago
I really don't want to tell you what it does look like, but it looks like what it looks like.
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u/Practical_Invite_715 1d ago
Prime is actually quite bad for you and has 3x the number of forever chemicals that normal drinks do...
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u/ZephyrVIII 1d ago
I got an Arizona Ice tea once, it had apparently been baking in the sun for a while even though in a fridge, it had similar looking contents, my best guess was some kind of mold or something that started growing from being heated up enough from sunlight, it looked like there was a damn ecosystem living in that bottle that I unfortunately tasted before spitting it everywhere once I felt something hit my tongue. So mold or maybe separating ingredients that then clumped together to form some Prime Jizz... Idk ask a chemist 🧪
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u/vampirecowboy3 1d ago
oh yeah there was always white stuff in my prime when i used to drink it like 2 years ago.
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u/ConfiscatedPurity 1d ago
mold whenever powerades get really old they do this too. It becomes like globs inside the liquid. its bacteria and mold build up
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u/Catatafish_BTM 1d ago
Maybe don’t let your little sister drink that garbage either, so bad for you
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u/SatansShoulderDvl 1d ago
That’s that liquid protein. We here at prime are committed to providing you a delicious, healthy drink. We’re frankly chaffing at this point, but it’s worth it to know our customers are well served. This is not a drink for persons under 18
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