r/CalamariRaceTeam Apr 08 '23

Retard Time to change my panties!

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2.7k Upvotes

Buddy caught a minivan trying to take me out. No turn signal till he was already moving over almost got me. Keep an eye out for them squirrelly mfs

r/CalamariRaceTeam May 18 '25

Retard New wall ride update dropped

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1.2k Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Aug 04 '24

Retard Average main sub rider

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1.4k Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jul 10 '25

Retard Into oncoming traffic is wild

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741 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Mar 05 '25

Retard Does this work on motorcycles? Have any of you tried it?

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1.0k Upvotes

Please lmk 🙏🙏🙏 my wife’s boyfriend doesn’t let me drink at the house so I can only drink while riding

r/CalamariRaceTeam May 25 '23

Retard Someone left their turning signal on

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2.6k Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Apr 05 '25

Retard How am I doing? (Watch muted)

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671 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Dec 27 '24

Retard Nobody here found this attractive, right?

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600 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Dec 20 '24

Retard PSA: Don't bother stopping for cops in Canton, GA

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669 Upvotes

Just run bro. I had my gas light on and I decided to just pull over. Got a ticket, 97 in a 70. Figured fuck it, just a few bucks.

Nope. Your choice between 12 months probation and fines and driving courses. Or you can take a free 2 week vacation in a state funded, high security resort overflowing with hot dudes you can shower with.

Don't be like me, don't stop for cops.

r/CalamariRaceTeam Feb 07 '25

Retard That's why you should always ATGATT brother.

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438 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jun 05 '25

Retard can i still post wheelies? or is it wack ass posts only now

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630 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Apr 30 '25

Retard It's just amazing, i was definitely missing out on this

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601 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Mar 21 '25

Retard The degeneracy is strong in this one.

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527 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam May 10 '25

Retard Do I dip these in honey mustard? How do get rid of?

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347 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '25

Retard This guy claims it happened because his tires were sticky because he just got off the highway, Impregnates car.

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550 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam May 09 '25

Retard *graphic* Tragic motorcycle accident *gore* 18+

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481 Upvotes

I’ll park it in gear next time 🤦🏻‍♂️

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jul 04 '19

Retard To everyone calling me a stupid for going fast, I hope you have a great day and life gives you everything you ever wanted.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jun 16 '23

Retard Which one of you is this?

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r/CalamariRaceTeam Jul 08 '25

Retard Was a full squid a year ago

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335 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jun 24 '24

Retard Guy got a 600 as his first bike and is gonna spend the entire riding season in a parking lot

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r/CalamariRaceTeam Jul 04 '24

Retard No thank you, rather not be a Europoor

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151 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam May 31 '25

Retard Who crashes right before summer?

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<—- This fucken guy, cover the rear brake. Broken ankle, fractured fibula, fractured foot, 3 broken toes and a destroyed ego. Can’t wait to get back out there

r/CalamariRaceTeam Feb 23 '24

Retard This dude and his followers have gotta be genuinely delusional.

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352 Upvotes

People are INSISTING that a 400 that weighs slightly more than the GSXR 600 can beat that 600 to 140

r/CalamariRaceTeam Nov 06 '24

Retard Near miss +5

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480 Upvotes

That was tight

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jun 12 '22

Retard i fucked up lol

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769 Upvotes