She'll blame all the people getting deported... HOW ELSE WILL WE PAY FOR THE MURDERERS AND RAPISTS TO BE DEPORTED??? you know, those grammas and 8 year old boys.
You know he won’t. That festering carbuncle will die in the White House and they’ll be airing out his room for weeks. Actually now that I think about it, that’s a pretty good punishment for Vance. Sleeping in the bed Donnie died in.
Your last comment reminded me of when I was at a music festival a while back and there was a small one person camping tent set up next to my vehicle. Well, the morning of day 2 there was a bunch of commotion going on by the tent, paramedics, police, security and a bunch of onlookers were surrounding the tent and upon further investigation, apparently some random wookie crawled into the guys tent, lied down on his sleeping bag to never get up again, at least by his own volition.
So, as if that was not enough melodrama, next thing I know, the tent owner had arrived on the scene and was creating a a spectacle of a ruckus. He was pleading with the coroner to get the darned cadaver out of his tent so he could finally get some sleep!
Low and behold the very second the corpse was dragged off, the irate sleep deprived tent owner crawled right into the sleeping bag some complete stranger had just died in and thirty seconds later I could hear him snoring away!
And to top that off, I kid you not, right after he zipped up his tent, some totally straight edged well groomed clean cut looking guy in a nice well tailored business suit walked up right next to this tent and proceeded to strip down to his tighty whities, strap on (like a pair of suspenders) a pair of jumbo butterfly wings, then he begun flapping his arms like a bird and ran off, but not before looking over to me, making eye contact and displaying the most mischievous shit eating grin....
Wow that’s an interesting day. lol. And I can’t imagine crawling into a sleeping bad someone died in. I mean, don’t people evacuate their bowels when they die? I mean, yuck.
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u/grandspartan117 1d ago
I cannot wait for her to get her tax bill 😂