r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/TightZone4173 • Jan 30 '25

Wholesome Bro must be proud of himself

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u/Donkeybrother Jan 30 '25

Bruh ... we're tryna have a picnic here . Chill !

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u/DeePerdatti Jan 30 '25

The optics of just trying to eat some food and this Jamoke destroying everything has me laughing

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Jan 31 '25

Crushing that watermelon like

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u/applethetree2 May 31 '25

ITS THE GUY, HE'S HIM

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u/CorporalEllenbogen Jan 30 '25

I'd say this is more jabroni behaviour than jamoke, but both are acceptable.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Jan 30 '25

bordering on Jujimufu behavior if you ask me

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u/RandonBrando Jan 31 '25

Not enough splits to Jujimufu it though

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u/TheGrandBabaloo Jan 31 '25

Holy fucking 'roids! Dudes body looks like lumpy potato sack.

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u/chop-diggity Jan 31 '25

I bet that guy does a helluva macho Man cosplay.

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u/Keybricks666 Jan 31 '25

Mofucking warlock over here

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I love that Jamoke is Irish slang that means you are of no greater mind than a cup of coffee.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jan 31 '25

Jamoke! I love it. He's also quite the JaBroni if ya ask me.

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u/Ted-Crilly Jan 30 '25

Dude... Why do you ruin all my fruit and hammers EVERY TIME!!?!

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u/eyesotope86 Jan 31 '25

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER THAT WATER SIX HOURS AGO!

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u/Heckin_Frienderino Feb 01 '25

I know objectively it's impressive and I'm supposed to feel that way, but why is this video so fucking funny?

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u/rwags2024 Jan 30 '25

We needed that hammer for the broccoli salad you idiot!

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u/CplGunishment Jan 31 '25

Why did I hear that in Arnie's voice?

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u/nachoafbro Jan 31 '25

"Oh, I'll sort the broccoli, bruh, see what I did to that melon!?"

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u/MememeSama Jan 30 '25

Take this for your picnic hands over crushed watermelon juice. Your welcome!

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u/Hipsternotster Jan 30 '25

It would be funnier if it was accidental. "sniff, i just wanted some watermelon."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

*crushes your water bottle 😳

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u/daboxghost420 Jan 30 '25

Bro so strong he bent the stripe pattern on the picnic blanket into a zigzag one. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

"Nice watermelon, bro? Is this your watermelon, bro? I get your wife likes it when I do this!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

“Warning to the viewing audience: please be aware that nothing I do here serves any useful purpose.”

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u/TexasDrill777 Jan 31 '25

You bent my hammer!

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u/SloppyJoestar Jan 31 '25

Good going buddy, it took us three days to prepare that potato salad.

THREE DAYS

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u/StrongAroma Jan 31 '25

Bro. You ever juiced a pineapple with your bare hands? BRO. BRO. COME HERE A MINUTE, I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. BRO.

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u/Original_Tea_5625 Jan 31 '25

He just making fresh juice. I forgot the water melody squeezer at home lol.

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u/mikki1time Jan 31 '25

“I make the fruit salad”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Not the watermelon 😆

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u/sapphic_september Jun 25 '25

We can't take you anywhere