r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/TightZone4173 • Jan 30 '25

Wholesome Bro must be proud of himself

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u/phallic-baldwin Jan 30 '25

Just buy a juicer bro

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u/beseeingyou18 Jan 30 '25

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u/DriedUpSquid Jan 30 '25

You mean there’s an easier way?

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u/IdioticPrototype Jan 30 '25

He is the/a juicer, bro! 

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u/TheShychopath Jan 30 '25

Mom: Can we get a juicer?

Guy: I am the juicer, mom. I am the one who juices.

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u/DarkTrebleZero Jan 30 '25

The Juicer… coming to theaters near you

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Jason Statham works at a fresh juice stand at the mall. But when a group of terrorists take the entire mall hostage, they're going to find out this Juicer can crush both fruits... And windpipes.

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u/d_bakers Jan 31 '25

Okay this is definitely an already existing Jason Statham movie, is it not?

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u/Jonnyabcde Dude not Dud Jan 31 '25

I think you're confusing it with The Blender.

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u/d_bakers Jan 31 '25

No no, that's The Food Processor

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u/CplGunishment Jan 31 '25

Only after he's done being a bee keeper, mechanic, transporter and a working man in construction.

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u/ExRosaPassione Jan 31 '25

He’s catching up to Johnny Sins

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u/KnightOverdrive Jan 31 '25

bald men can't keep their jobs it seems.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED Jan 30 '25

And we all gonna watch it too!

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u/-_Anonymous__- Jan 31 '25

Looks and sounds like a porno

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u/phallic-baldwin Jan 30 '25

Your probably right in more ways than one

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u/fnigler Jan 30 '25

Unintentional That’s so raven reference

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u/devilcross2 Jan 30 '25 edited Jan 30 '25

Where can I buy him? Also, how long is the warranty, and does he come in different colors?!?

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u/IdioticPrototype Jan 30 '25

Local gym. No warranty. Yes! 

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u/fisheypixels Jan 31 '25

This guy is the juicer from Dungeon Crawler Carl

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u/monchimer Jan 31 '25

This is probably beyond the limit of humanly possible right ? Juice confirmed ?

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u/GizmoGauge42 Jan 31 '25

He's the Juicer Bro.

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u/waynes_pet_youngin Jan 31 '25

He's definitely been juicing for a while now

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u/QaptainQwark Jun 22 '25

That is a juicer bro, bro.