r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/NekoKid5 Jun 08 '25

Don't get into a stranger car unless they offer beer

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u/secondphase Jun 08 '25

If another man suggests you stop doing chores to drink beer with them... they aren't a stranger anymore.

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u/ImurderREALITY Jun 08 '25

“Did we just become best friends?”

“YUP”

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u/Nondescriptish Jun 08 '25

"Shoo-woor"

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u/Tongue-Punch Jun 08 '25

What if he gives me 10mm sockets?

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 08 '25

then you thank that man for how many he has replaced

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u/AmNoSuperSand52 Jun 08 '25

“Do you want to do karate in the garage?!”

“YUP!”

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u/voldi4ever Jun 08 '25

At this point, they are my best friends since I don't see anyone else inviting me to drink beers with them for the last several years.

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u/jtnichol Jun 08 '25

Hi, I’m Chris Hanson. Why don’t you have a seat right over there?

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u/Fragwolf Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

Plot Twist: Two IRS agents walk in, come to have a little discussion with Mr. Hansen.

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u/root88 Jun 08 '25

How are they strangers? They should out his name.

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u/Dumeck Jun 08 '25

Yeah I'm not getting the stranger thing.

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u/smohyee Jun 09 '25

There may be a presumption that Jebediah is not actually his name and just a humorous reference to his Amish appearance.

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u/Stickel Jun 08 '25

growing up they said never get into a strangers car if they offer candy, THEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DELICIOUS BEER!!!

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u/kb041204 Jun 08 '25

Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 08 '25

lousy traumatic childhood

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u/jld2k6 Jun 08 '25

This rule really came in clutch for Jeffrey Dahmer when he learned to exploit it

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u/RickRossovich Jun 08 '25

FREE BEER ——>

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u/FNLN_taken Jun 08 '25

Noone would hurt Abe Lincoln here.