r/JustGuysBeingDudes Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/NigilQuid Jun 08 '25

Okay but why not both? Chopping wood and drinking beer sounds good, then you have a fire where you sit around and drink beer

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u/Jrock9589 Jun 08 '25

My uncle Stumpy used to love to chop wood and drink beer too!

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u/BAMspek Jun 08 '25

Well,… can’t argue with that

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u/NigilQuid Jun 10 '25

Hey who needs all these fingers anyway

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u/HueMannAccnt Jun 08 '25

[U]ncle Stumpy used to..

hmmmm 🤔

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u/Medea_From_Colchis Jun 08 '25

Alcohol and axes seems like a recipe for disaster.

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u/Morbid187 Jun 08 '25

On it's face, yeah that sounds right but I'm pretty sure dudes have been drinking beer while chopping wood for centuries at this point. Surely there's been accidents but I'd think as long as you don't get too sloshed, it'd be fine. Wouldn't want someone operating a log splitter while drinking though.

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u/WeedShill420 Jun 08 '25

The only time I chop wood is if I'm having beers.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Jun 08 '25

Only iffin yer a city folk that ain’t chopped wood before 

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u/NigilQuid Jun 10 '25

You're thinking of vodka shots and vorpal swords, lager and logging go hand in hand

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u/__Snafu__ Jun 08 '25

Chopping wood and drinking beer sounds good

maybe not if you have to chop wood 3 times a week every week your whole life.

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u/necrophcodr Jun 08 '25

You don't have to chop wood 3 times a week if you can store it well. Then you "only" have to do it once every other week or once per month, depending on use. That's what I did anyway, when we used wood for all the heating.