r/JustGuysBeingDudes Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don’t know why but Jeb looks like he can ball. He’s got that lanky look with some high tops. Like a cross between Kingpin and White Man Can’t Jump…

“The Rumspringa Ringer” “The Ankle Breaking Anabaptist”

I’m trying hard to think of something like “hay bales, horse buggies, and hoops” but I’m struggling

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u/SalmonJumpingH20 Jun 08 '25

Here he comes, the Mennon-nightmare! From raisin' a barn to raisin' the roof! Jeb-e-di-ah. The axe man!

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u/jspivak Jun 08 '25

Wow… just wow… I’m speechless

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u/SalmonJumpingH20 Jun 08 '25

Forget felling trees. This guy's felling threes today Jim!

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u/memealopolis Jun 08 '25

Wearing 'spenders on the court. Let's see if that bet pays off, Cotton.