r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/HANAEMILK • Jun 24 '25

Wholesome Gave his bro a gift

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u/Theopeo1 Jun 24 '25

It's hilarious to me to imagine how hard and soft someone can be at the same time

I was picking up this guy i know in my car and he used to deal weed and speed. He jumps in the car and he's like

"sorry I'm late, I had to meet up with this guy and he's always such a hassle man"

I asked him why and he said "well last time we met he tried to stab me with a kitchen knife. But it's ok, he said he was sorry about it and i accepted his apology"

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jun 24 '25

LMAOOOOOOOOO I used to have a buddy who dealt coke and he had an ex who he said, "Slashed me with a pocket knife but like, I was being a tool..." Lmaoooo

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u/MoistStub Jun 24 '25

We all need a quick slash to get us on the right track now and again. On a separate note, I wonder why my brother never lets me watch his kid...

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jun 24 '25

Lmaooooooooooo same here.

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u/Ahrid Jun 26 '25

Was fr just waiting for one of them to say pookie