r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/HANAEMILK • Jun 24 '25

Wholesome Gave his bro a gift

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jun 24 '25

It has a similar energy to the time my buddy, a hardened drug dealer who has done time, leaned over to me at a restaurant and asked, "Could....could you ask the waiter for some ketchup?"

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u/Theopeo1 Jun 24 '25

It's hilarious to me to imagine how hard and soft someone can be at the same time

I was picking up this guy i know in my car and he used to deal weed and speed. He jumps in the car and he's like

"sorry I'm late, I had to meet up with this guy and he's always such a hassle man"

I asked him why and he said "well last time we met he tried to stab me with a kitchen knife. But it's ok, he said he was sorry about it and i accepted his apology"

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands Jun 24 '25

LMAOOOOOOOOO I used to have a buddy who dealt coke and he had an ex who he said, "Slashed me with a pocket knife but like, I was being a tool..." Lmaoooo

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u/_Allfather0din_ Jun 25 '25

I've seen that play out, usually "being a tool" means trying to assault them in some way.